Eh?

How come my topic was locked? I go and make myself a sandwich, come back and bam, locked. I was actually looking for genuine advice too, which is why i'm confused.

PM a mod (Probably MB) about it?

I don't know. I was serious. Go for some crazy Hayley Williams shit man.

If that was a serious topic, which I sincerely doubt, you got about all the advice you could possibly hope for on this forum.