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#1 Posted by McGriddle550 (348 posts) -

Hello my fellow Duders, today I was at subway for lunch and I asked for a foot-dong instead of footlong I said this to any extremely cute girl that works there she and then the rest of the people working there began to laugh needless to say it was extremely awkward and embarrassing so I was just wondering what some of your guy's more embarrassing moments have been.

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#2 Posted by Steve_Ramirez (1452 posts) -

Writing duel wield instead of dual wield on that Star Wars video I posted....

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#3 Edited by JJWeatherman (14906 posts) -

That's pretty funny dude. I'd be pretty embarrassed. 
 
I was pantsed once in kindergarten. That was super embarrassing. 
 
@Lemon said:

" Writing duel wield instead of dual wield on that Star Wars video I posted.... "
Be professional!! :P
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#4 Posted by Gamer_152 (14464 posts) -

I read about this one guy once who went into Subway and asked for a foot dong instead of a foot-long.

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#5 Posted by BeachThunder (14459 posts) -
@Gamer_152 said:
" I read about this one guy once who went into Subway and asked for a foot dong instead of a foot-long. "
Haha, yeah I heard that one too. Good times, good times.
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#6 Posted by zidane_24 (751 posts) -

Passed out once back in fifth grade music class while singing a song about the 50 states. Got caught on camera too. Pretty embarrassing for fifth grade me.

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#7 Posted by Zithe (1059 posts) -
@Lemon said:
" Writing duel wield instead of dual wield on that Star Wars video I posted.... "
You also still need to correct the Unleased part, for the record.
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#8 Posted by JJWeatherman (14906 posts) -
@Zithe said:
" @Lemon said:
" Writing duel wield instead of dual wield on that Star Wars video I posted.... "
You also still need to correct the Unleased part, for the record. "
lmao 
 
Lemon, you're effin' up.
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#9 Posted by Steve_Ramirez (1452 posts) -
@JJWeatherman said:
" @Zithe said:
" @Lemon said:
" Writing duel wield instead of dual wield on that Star Wars video I posted.... "
You also still need to correct the Unleased part, for the record. "
lmao  Lemon, you're effin' up. "
Fuck Star Wars!
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#10 Posted by HandsomeDead (11853 posts) -

Speaking of Subway embarrassment. Holding up a huge queue because the girl behind the counter doesn't understand my accent and so I have to point at everything I want.

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#11 Posted by AhmadMetallic (19301 posts) -
@Lemon said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" @Zithe said:
" @Lemon said:
" Writing duel wield instead of dual wield on that Star Wars video I posted.... "
You also still need to correct the Unleased part, for the record. "
lmao  Lemon, you're effin' up. "
Fuck Star Wars! "
let the haters hate man, you're only HUMAN ! make typos so we know you're not a sex robot from mars
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#12 Posted by crusader8463 (14758 posts) -
@Lemon:  I'm sure the Blitkreg from all the grammar Nazis informed you of your mistake soon enough.
 
As for embarrassing moments, none I can think off of the top of my head. Though to be honest the only way I survived being picked on daily in school was to block out all the bad memories from my mind and just not think of them, so if I did have a moment like that I wouldn't remember it.
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#13 Posted by Steve_Ramirez (1452 posts) -
@Ahmad_Metallic:  
Haha thanks! But it's totally reasonable for users to complain, otherwise the mistake would go unnoticed. Today was just a typo kind of day at the whiskey office for some reason. Drew had to change multiplyer to multiplayer on that Goldeneye quicklook, and I had my Star Wars moment. We are human indeed. I still like Star Wars though :)
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#14 Posted by HS21 (2728 posts) -
@Lemon said:
" @Ahmad_Metallic:  
Haha thanks! But it's totally reasonable for users to complain, otherwise the mistake would go unnoticed. Today was just a typo kind of day at the whiskey office for some reason. Drew had to change multiplyer to multiplayer on that Goldeneye quicklook, and I had my Star Wars moment. We are human indeed. I still like Star Wars though :) "
TOO Human?
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#15 Edited by Steve_Ramirez (1452 posts) -
@HS21: 
I can't imagine anyone playing that game right now...
 
@McGriddle550:
You ordered correctly. You were just in the wrong part of town ordering at the wrong kind of "store"
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#16 Posted by HS21 (2728 posts) -
@Lemon: Denis Dyack draped over a yellow pleather couch sliding his naked belly up and down the cushions with the aid of the chicken grease that had accumulated over dinner earlier that night. He's on level 2.
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#17 Posted by Steve_Ramirez (1452 posts) -
@HS21 said:
" @Lemon: Denis Dyack draped over a yellow pleather couch sliding his naked belly up and down the cushions with the aid of the chicken grease that had accumulated over dinner earlier that night. He's on level 2. "
He can't afford a real leather couch? Either way, everything else seems TOO plausible.
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#18 Posted by HS21 (2728 posts) -
@Lemon said:
" @HS21 said:
" @Lemon: Denis Dyack draped over a yellow pleather couch sliding his naked belly up and down the cushions with the aid of the chicken grease that had accumulated over dinner earlier that night. He's on level 2. "
He can't afford a real leather couch? Either way, everything else seems TOO plausible. "
It's not about what you can and can't afford with the 'Dack'. It's about living a lifestyle and letting people know that you do. 
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#19 Posted by Steve_Ramirez (1452 posts) -
@HS21 said:
" @Lemon said:
" @HS21 said:
" @Lemon: Denis Dyack draped over a yellow pleather couch sliding his naked belly up and down the cushions with the aid of the chicken grease that had accumulated over dinner earlier that night. He's on level 2. "
He can't afford a real leather couch? Either way, everything else seems TOO plausible. "
It's not about what you can and can't afford with the 'Dack'. It's about living a lifestyle and letting people know that you do.  "
mind blown!
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#20 Posted by RVonE (4977 posts) -
@McGriddle550 said:
"Hello my fellow Duders, today I was at subway for lunch and I asked for a foot-dong instead of footlong I said this to any extremely cute girl that works there she and then the rest of the people working there began to laugh needless to say it was extremely awkward and embarrassing so I was just wondering what some of your guy's more embarrassing moments have been. "

At least she wasn't appalled by the suggestion :) 
 
@lemon: 
WORK HARDER!!
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#21 Posted by skywing (1295 posts) -

Jeff once ate cow poop after getting hit in the head with a baseball.  

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#22 Posted by vager (1676 posts) -

I went to school with no pants on and didn't realize it till went to the washroom that day. 
This was in Kindergarten.