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#1 Posted by TheSouthernDandy (3783 posts) -


#2 Edited by TheSouthernDandy (3783 posts) -

ERRYBODY HAVIN BABIES!

In case you didn't hear, Will Smith announced on Octoberkast him and Gina are expecting a baby in Jan, joining Vinny and Gary in the Dad Person What Had A Baby Club. Who's next? WHO?

(please note Jeff's illegitimate kids he has already DO NOT COUNT)

EDIT: I forgot Joey. This poll is a failure.

#3 Posted by Yummylee (21244 posts) -

I feel like Dave may be next in line. Then he and Vinny can do a coolest dads ever podcast!

#5 Posted by TheSouthernDandy (3783 posts) -

@Yummylee: I'd totally listen to the Dadcast

#6 Posted by Tim_the_Corsair (3065 posts) -

Hardcore Baby Time!

...wait, I just got really uncomfortable and I'm not sure why...

#7 Posted by BisonHero (6160 posts) -

@Yummylee said:

I feel like Dave may be next in line. Then he and Vinny can do a coolest dads ever podcast!

Impossible. The coolest dads ever podcast has already been done. It was that podcast with Vinny and his father that Vinny never actually released in any capacity that I'm aware of.

I assume Vinny's dad is awesome.

#8 Posted by Dagbiker (6939 posts) -

I like how Sara is on the list.

#9 Posted by GunstarRed (5024 posts) -

Jeff is gonna steal a baby.

#10 Posted by RPGee (759 posts) -

This is actually an interestingly difficult question. Well done, sir!

I don't think there's any real reason why it can't be any of them who already have a committed partner. At first it seemed like I should think "Well, who's married?", but really that's a stupid, old-fashioned idea since it really doesn't matter that much. Ultimately, I picked Ryan because a) he'd be an awesome cool dad, and b) I didn't see Dave until after I chose, but he'd be super cool as well.

#11 Edited by devilzrule27 (1239 posts) -

@Dagbiker said:

I like how Sara is on the list.

yeah silly list, females can't have babies.

EDIT actually read his post where he says Dad club. hahaha

#12 Posted by TheHumanDove (2523 posts) -

MATT RORIE

#13 Posted by TheSouthernDandy (3783 posts) -

@devilzrule27 said:

@Dagbiker said:

I like how Sara is on the list.

yeah silly list, females can't have babies.

EDIT actually read his post where he says Dad club. hahaha

She's an honorary member of the Dad Club because...ummm...yeah I should edit that.

#14 Posted by Dagbiker (6939 posts) -

@devilzrule27 said:

@Dagbiker said:

I like how Sara is on the list.

yeah silly list, females can't have babies.

EDIT actually read his post where he says Dad club. hahaha

Yah, I was responding to the post, not the title.

#15 Posted by Tylea002 (2295 posts) -

I'd want Drew for a dad. Just a feeling.

#16 Posted by Barrabas (325 posts) -

Hmm ... I believe there is at least one person on that list that already has a kid.

#17 Posted by RE_Player1 (7549 posts) -

I'd say Patrick or Dave.

#18 Posted by _Chad (963 posts) -

Tony has a kid.

#19 Posted by TheSouthernDandy (3783 posts) -

@Barrabas: @ChadMasterFlash: Yeah I know. Tony would have to have another to win.

#20 Posted by laserbolts (5311 posts) -

Does Jeff have or has ever had a girlfriend?

#21 Posted by Phatmac (5721 posts) -

Dave.

#22 Posted by Skyrider (330 posts) -

Joey should be an option.

#23 Posted by Benny (1947 posts) -

@TheSouthernDandy said:

@Yummylee: I'd totally listen to the Dadcast

Well you're in luck, because here's an hour long discussion about fatherhood featuring Vinny, Gary, Will and Norm from the octoberkast!!! skip to 59:20 for the arrival of Vinny.

#24 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7048 posts) -
@laserbolts
Does Jeff have or has ever had a girlfriend?
He has had one but no idea if he currently does.
#25 Posted by BlastProcessing (912 posts) -

@laserbolts said:

Does Jeff have or has ever had a girlfriend?
#26 Posted by Snail (8579 posts) -

@BlastProcessing: I went looking for that picture the other day and couldn't find it. Mostly to make sure it was actually real. It is. Apparently.

#27 Posted by TheSouthernDandy (3783 posts) -

@Skyrider: AH DAMNIT! You're right. Can't believe I forgot Joey. I hope he can forgive me.

@Benny: Yeah I missed that bit, I'm almost there on the audio podcast. Can't wait.

#28 Posted by Winternet (8005 posts) -

I'd say Dave at first, but dude has no time for babies. He has to build and maintain a website. Patrick it is (writing news articles? Paleaz, everyone can do that)

#29 Posted by Redbullet685 (6025 posts) -

It would have to be Dave or Patrick, right?

#30 Posted by BlastProcessing (912 posts) -

@Snail said:

@BlastProcessing: I went looking for that picture the other day and couldn't find it. Mostly to make sure it was actually real. It is. Apparently.

I still anticipate the day Jeff explains the story behind it.

#31 Posted by bagrm (51 posts) -

Going to say no to anyone who isn't married, so that takes out a lot.

Also, I would guess Patrick wants to be more financially stable and stuff before he has a kid, so probably not Patrick.

That leaves Ryan and Dave. Going to go with Dave since he's already married and Ryan is just engaged.

Writing this out has made me feel creepy.

#32 Posted by Superkenon (1383 posts) -

Poor Norm =(

#33 Posted by RPGee (759 posts) -

@BlastProcessing said:

@Snail said:

@BlastProcessing: I went looking for that picture the other day and couldn't find it. Mostly to make sure it was actually real. It is. Apparently.

I still anticipate the day Jeff explains the story behind it.

Wouldn't it just be from that time when he was living with a bunch of college girls who worked at a local pizza place, and they were probably bored one night?

Or that the rumours are true, and he really does just slay the ladies all night, every night, and has forever?

#34 Posted by murisan (1119 posts) -

I laughed when I saw Norm has 0 votes.

#35 Posted by endaround (2138 posts) -

No Coonce?

#36 Posted by SargeGulp (238 posts) -

@laserbolts: He's had breasts in his hands before.. that much we know. However Jeff plays videogames in his bedroom.. so no I do not think he has a girlfriend.

#37 Posted by Hailinel (23873 posts) -

Does no one else find this question creepy and invasive?

Online
#38 Posted by TheSouthernDandy (3783 posts) -

@Hailinel said:

Does no one else find this question creepy and invasive?

I know right? People having babies should never be discussed.

#39 Posted by murisan (1119 posts) -

@endaround said:

No Coonce?

Coonce probably has hoes in different area codes and several children he doesn't know about. He's a sexy duder.

#40 Posted by Snail (8579 posts) -

@RPGee said:

Wouldn't it just be from that time when he was living with a bunch of college girls who worked at a local pizza place, and they were probably bored one night?

Or that the rumours are true, and he really does just slay the ladies all night, every night, and has forever?

Wait he lived with who now?

@Hailinel said:

Does no one else find this question creepy and invasive?

You've been around the forums since day 1. Why are your ethical standards still so high?

#41 Posted by ShaggE (6327 posts) -

I'll guess Patrick. He's in the classically prime position to make some babies happen.

I hope I'm right, because if he gets to it soon, there will be some WEIRD looking father-son pics in a few years.

#42 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3050 posts) -

Rorie will have a little of Rorlings.

#43 Edited by RPGee (759 posts) -

@Snail said:

@RPGee said:

Wouldn't it just be from that time when he was living with a bunch of college girls who worked at a local pizza place, and they were probably bored one night?

Or that the rumours are true, and he really does just slay the ladies all night, every night, and has forever?

Wait he lived with who now?

I believe it was mentioned on one of the 2010 podcasts. Jeff lived with a bunch of college girls, who he met through going to a particular pizza place which he used to go to with Ryan. It was, and I quote, "awesome".

EDIT: Actually the quote was "so awesome". I feel that's important.

#44 Posted by PillClinton (3290 posts) -
#45 Posted by Slay3r1583 (600 posts) -

Way to spoil the Octoberkast for me. Jerk.

I chose Dave. It just seems like the most logical choice.

#46 Posted by dungbootle (2457 posts) -

Drew has always come off as vaguely asexual if you ask me

#47 Posted by PillClinton (3290 posts) -

@dungbootle: While I find that wholly offensive, I just wanna let you know, I legitimately lol'd.

#48 Posted by Korwin (2825 posts) -

Tony already has a kid, invalid poll option is invalid.

#49 Posted by dungbootle (2457 posts) -

@PillClinton: I'm sorry if I offended you.

#50 Posted by PillClinton (3290 posts) -

@dungbootle: It's ok 'cause you made me laugh too.