Ex-Whiskey Baby Pool

I'm calling it Lucha Deer is gonna have a half mask half deer baby.

I've abstained from voting because I'd rather not think about the sex lives of these people.

I thought Tony already has a kid?

Anyway, I'll just vote for Ryan for no big reason.

Jeff would be an awesome dad I bet he would take his kid on a trip to Thailand when he's 13 to get laid and totally wasted

Robots can't have babies, so Drew is out. You also can't order a baby though amazon.com, so Jeff is out.

It's Brad or Dave.

I said Ryan, but now I think Patrick is the best bet.

Dave for Dad!

"No, no, no! Don't shake the baby!"

@dungbootle said:

Drew has always come off as vaguely asexual if you ask me

He will reproduce through cloning and an army of Drews will scour clean the evils of the world.

@TheSouthernDandy said:

ERRYBODY HAVIN BABIES!

In case you didn't hear, Will Smith announced on Octoberkast him and Gina are expecting a baby in Jan, joining Vinny and Gary in the Dad Person What Had A Baby Club. Who's next? WHO?

(please note Jeff's illegitimate kids he has already DO NOT COUNT)

EDIT: I forgot Joey. This poll is a failure.

And Ana (I think she would round out the regular/semi-regular "on-air" talent). Then you'd need to go into the backstage personell: Coonce, Mike, Shelby, Melissa, Ethan, etc, etc... Next up would be the Interns...

Alright.

Jeff is too much of a baller to have kids right now.

Ryan is way too opinionated to impregnate someone other than with insults and threats.

Team Brad doesn't miss an opportunity to get a headshot, just saying.

Norm would only have kids if it wasn't the norm. Unless he beat someone at a game of some sort and the bet was a living baby.

Alex is by law not allowed to have kids since they fear he would eat it while playing the latest trucker simulator.

Drew is waiting for the state to give him a child, like in Soviet Russia baby makes you.

Dave is too hardcore for babies.

Rorie would need to overcome his love for puppies first.

I have no "funny" lines for Alexis, Gman or Sara. I apologize.

Those obvious facts leave us with one contender, Patrick. He has shown nesting behavior on the podcast (mentioning "budget" and talking things through with his significant other). He's all up in that baby future. Oh yeah, I've seen this before. It's just a matter of time.

This is creepy.

Patrick and his lady wife. Young married couple with a future ahead of them. The perfect time for a sprog to interfere with their social lives.

@Ravenlight said:

@dungbootle said:

Drew has always come off as vaguely asexual if you ask me

He will reproduce through cloning and an army of Drews will scour clean the evils of the world.

Oddly enough, the thought of a clone army of Drews is more comforting to me than terrifying.

@adam1808 said:

Patrick and his lady wife. Young married couple with a future ahead of them. The perfect time for a sprog to interfere with their social lives.

yup.

@devilzrule27 said:

@Dagbiker said:

I like how Sara is on the list.

yeah silly list, females can't have babies.

EDIT actually read his post where he says Dad club. hahaha

haha i totally didnt catch that

@OldGuy said:

@TheSouthernDandy said:

ERRYBODY HAVIN BABIES!

In case you didn't hear, Will Smith announced on Octoberkast him and Gina are expecting a baby in Jan, joining Vinny and Gary in the Dad Person What Had A Baby Club. Who's next? WHO?

(please note Jeff's illegitimate kids he has already DO NOT COUNT)

EDIT: I forgot Joey. This poll is a failure.

And Ana (I think she would round out the regular/semi-regular "on-air" talent). Then you'd need to go into the backstage personell: Coonce, Mike, Shelby, Melissa, Ethan, etc, etc... Next up would be the Interns...

I was limiting it to people who are still a personality on camera currently. That's why I didn't include Coonce, as much as I love that guy he's kinda been gone for a while. Rorie isn't really on camera anywhere right now but he gets special consideration. Cause he's Rorie.

@SoothsayerGB said:

Alex. He LOVES cocaine and hookers.

I bet he has more babies by now than anybody else.

Brad. Unless he gets rid of that beard soon he is in serious danger of getting someone pregnant just by looking at them.

@RPGee said:

@Snail said:

@RPGee said:

Wouldn't it just be from that time when he was living with a bunch of college girls who worked at a local pizza place, and they were probably bored one night?

Or that the rumours are true, and he really does just slay the ladies all night, every night, and has forever?

Wait he lived with who now?

I believe it was mentioned on one of the 2010 podcasts. Jeff lived with a bunch of college girls, who he met through going to a particular pizza place which he used to go to with Ryan. It was, and I quote, "awesome".

EDIT: Actually the quote was "so awesome". I feel that's important.

Can you single out the podcast in which they talked about this? I'm curious and eager to know more.

I'd say Dave...

@Snail said:

@RPGee said:

@Snail said:

@RPGee said:

Wouldn't it just be from that time when he was living with a bunch of college girls who worked at a local pizza place, and they were probably bored one night?

Or that the rumours are true, and he really does just slay the ladies all night, every night, and has forever?

Wait he lived with who now?

I believe it was mentioned on one of the 2010 podcasts. Jeff lived with a bunch of college girls, who he met through going to a particular pizza place which he used to go to with Ryan. It was, and I quote, "awesome".

EDIT: Actually the quote was "so awesome". I feel that's important.

Can you single out the podcast in which they talked about this? I'm curious and eager to know more.

Give me a minute or two...

I'm perplexed. I can't find it anywhere. I'll need to search further, but that's actually annoying. I remember hearing it on one of the This Year podcast collections for GB, and I'm pretty sure it was the 2010 (although I did listen to them in a string.)

@Pezen said:

Alright.

Jeff is too much of a baller to have kids right now.

Ryan is way too opinionated to impregnate someone other than with insults and threats.

Team Brad doesn't miss an opportunity to get a headshot, just saying.

Norm would only have kids if it wasn't the norm. Unless he beat someone at a game of some sort and the bet was a living baby.

Alex is by law not allowed to have kids since they fear he would eat it while playing the latest trucker simulator.

Drew is waiting for the state to give him a child, like in Soviet Russia baby makes you.

Dave is too hardcore for babies.

Rorie would need to overcome his love for puppies first.

I have no "funny" lines for Alexis, Gman or Sara. I apologize.

Those obvious facts leave us with one contender, Patrick. He has shown nesting behavior on the podcast (mentioning "budget" and talking things through with his significant other). He's all up in that baby future. Oh yeah, I've seen this before. It's just a matter of time.

I am not entirely sure how to react to the emboldened sentence. Part of me is thoroughly grossed and creeped out, and the other part just wants to laugh until I pass out.

@believer258 : Either way I would consider it a smashing success!

I would just like to point out on the latest Tested podcast, this subject was being discussed and, while I don't remember the quote verbatim, Will essentially said 'There must have been something in the water at Whiskey, it started with Vinny, now us, then some other people who we can't talk about yet'.

WE MAY HAVE AN ANSWER TO THIS SOON!

Unless Will was just rambling. Which he does.

@TheSouthernDandy said:

I would just like to point out on the latest Tested podcast, this subject was being discussed and, while I don't remember the quote verbatim, Will essentially said 'There must have been something in the water at Whiskey, it started with Vinny, now us, then some other people who we can't talk about yet'.

WE MAY HAVE AN ANSWER TO THIS SOON!

Unless Will was just rambling. Which he does.

Brad Muir. Calling it.

I would just like to point out on the latest Tested podcast, this subject was being discussed and, while I don't remember the quote verbatim, Will essentially said 'There must have been something in the water at Whiskey, it started with Vinny, now us, then some other people who we can't talk about yet'.

WE MAY HAVE AN ANSWER TO THIS SOON!

Unless Will was just rambling. Which he does.

@Scrawnto said:

@Ravenlight said:

@dungbootle said:

Drew has always come off as vaguely asexual if you ask me

He will reproduce through cloning and an army of Drews will scour clean the evils of the world.

Oddly enough, the thought of a clone army of Drews is more comforting to me than terrifying.

Think about what could be done with the clones of Drew? LES ENFANTS MERVELLUEX! The wonderful children. You could have someone in the control room and another flying Hind D's.

why isn't bodega on this poll?

I figured Patrick or Dave, but I'm curious how long it takes for Patrick's kid to look older than him.

@dungbootle said:

Drew has always come off as vaguely asexual if you ask me

Drew is OMNIsexual. He is too sexy. Look at that hair. LOOK AT IT!!

I voted Jeff.

Worth a bump as Will teased this Thursday that we should find out who the next staffer to spawn is in less than 9 months.

http://files.tested.com/podcast/octoberkast2-part11.mp3

Skip to about 107 minutes in.

"It's happening a lot (having kids). I don't know what happened in the Whiskey Media water there at the end ... but between Vinny and some other people I don't think we can't talk about yet - it's fucking unbelievable."

Not sure if other people, plural, means two separate staffers or one couple having the kid, or maybe that affair between Brad and Sara (see the glances she gives him over the cubicle wall in ILM videos) has spawned a love child?

Either way, I could live with less kid talk to be honest. Vinny is cool and all but between Gary acting like he is one of the first people in history to ever raise a kid and Will talking about having his ball sack checked out - a case of a little too much information.