So I uploaded a batch of old-as-shit photos of myself onto Facebook, and after entering amazing and witty, (stupid and poorly-thought-out) one-liners, Facebook decided to be all up in my grill.
IT'S ME, FACEBOOK. THERE'S ONLY ONE HANDSOMELY, BEARDED FELLOW IN THOSE PICTURES. QUESTIONS. STOP ASKING THEM.
Just say no tagging. Because fuck Homeland Security*.
*(he said it. Blame him!)