I got in trouble at work today. Me and a coworker were playing the penis game. We had students and at random times we'd say "penis". Then the other person said it...and then I said it, it went on for about 30 minutes. I don't think our students knew what was going on...Japanese women are weird at times.
Anyways, out of no where my coworker screams "rectum" after I said "penis". Our boss came over because he's Japanese and doesn't know English, but apparently he knew rectum.
We got a 5% pay cut today. :(
Anyone else got experiences with the penis game?
Familar With The "Penis" Game?
I've never heard of that game, sounds like something out of super Troopers.
But if somebody hit me with a 5% pay cut (Not sure if that's even legal in the US) I would quit.
"I've never heard of that game, sounds like something out of super Troopers.But if somebody hit me with a 5% pay cut (Not sure if that's even legal in the US) I would quit."It's legal in Japan...only for a day though. I make about 8000円 a day, so it's about $80. I have to admit, we did laugh it off after work and kept playing in the streets. Dunno what got over us, the two of us just shouting penis on the JR Line. Hah.
"Alex_Murphy said:But shouting Penis in Japan, where I'm guessing not many people would know what penis means kinda takes the fun away from it doesn't it? Well I mean if you shouted Penis in Japanese that would be more fair. Of course I don't know how many people speak English in Japan."I've never heard of that game, sounds like something out of super Troopers.But if somebody hit me with a 5% pay cut (Not sure if that's even legal in the US) I would quit."It's legal in Japan...only for a day though. I make about 8000円 a day, so it's about $80. I have to admit, we did laugh it off after work and kept playing in the streets. Dunno what got over us, the two of us just shouting penis on the JR Line. Hah."
I remember guys in my class doing this, except they uses "Burger" instead, the person who shouted it the loudest won. Not as risky I guess but they were meant to be silent so it was challenging enough. One guy won by putting up his hand and yelling, "MISS! THEY WON'T STOP SHOUTING BURGER!"
Good times...
yea i remember in one class we did it and each person had to say it louder than the other. That teacher must have been deaf not to catch on
I insulted the virgin mary to no end in some text messages and trash talked the catholic church a lot when I was in high school, its more or less the same right? I did it for no reason
penis PENIS PENIS! PENIS!!!!!
I'm familiar with the Penis Game, but I've only witnessed it once. These two people were walking down a hall that was empty except for me, them, and a notoriously prudish teacher. One of them yelled "PENIS" right in her face and they left before she could process it. It was funny to watch her start laughing afterwards.
I've never gotten in trouble for it, regardless of how loud I scream PEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
"I got in trouble at work today. Me and a coworker were playing the penis game. We had students and at random times we'd say "penis". Then the other person said it...and then I said it, it went on for about 30 minutes. I don't think our students knew what was going on...Japanese women are weird at times.Anyways, out of no where my coworker screams "rectum" after I said "penis". Our boss came over because he's Japanese and doesn't know English, but apparently he knew rectum.We got a 5% pay cut today. :(Anyone else got experiences with the penis game?"It is pretty weird that your boss doesn't speak English but know the word rectum. Do you speak Japanese?
"You get two eggs, put them in a bowl, start mixing the fuck out of them, and what do you get? PENIS!"Props for the Egoraptor reference that shit was hilarious.
The penis game was never fun at my school because my teachers were all dicks. If two people did it, the whole class got extra work to do. And it always annoyed me because it was the same people who did it over and over even though they knew that it was going to be trouble.
I've never heard the penis game played anywhere but school before though.
The traditional way we play the Penus game is as follows:
1: Declare that you and your compatriots are now playing the Penus game.
2: Say Penus.
3: The next player (specified by the first) must say penus, but this time, louder than the first.
4: Repeat.
The volume increases until one player (the loser) becomes the focus of a passerby's ire.
I played that game in school, but I had my own rules. To me, shouting it out loud anonymously was for pussies. I'd try to randomly insert vulgar words into idle conversations with authority figures, or even when raising my hand in class to either ask or answer a question.
Never got caught once. If you do it quick enough and smoothly enough, they never know what hit em'. Tyler Durden style.
"I know a certain someone named WilliamRLBaker who loves "The Penis Game". There were several times late at night in his bedroom we would play "The Penis Game"......wait....that don't sound right...let me take that back......just cause two grown lay in a bed together and spoon, does not make us homosexual.HOW COULD YOU!? *cries* you promised never to reveal my secret shame!
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"KaosAngel said:Yeah I do. Can't read for shit though."I got in trouble at work today. Me and a coworker were playing the penis game. We had students and at random times we'd say "penis". Then the other person said it...and then I said it, it went on for about 30 minutes. I don't think our students knew what was going on...Japanese women are weird at times.Anyways, out of no where my coworker screams "rectum" after I said "penis". Our boss came over because he's Japanese and doesn't know English, but apparently he knew rectum.We got a 5% pay cut today. :(Anyone else got experiences with the penis game?"It is pretty weird that your boss doesn't speak English but know the word rectum. Do you speak Japanese?"
"I don't get the rules... Do you just yell out penis at random times?"Basically the rules are that you have to say penis louder then the person your competing with and this goes on until one of the two people playing refuses to scream it louder than his opponent. People in my school used to play it all the time. To tell you the truth I never saw a point to it but sometimes it can be funny to watch.
I had never heard of this beforehand going on this thread, but I know what I'm doing tomorrow...
-- God Bless.
I knew two guys in HS who would play the "Giner" game (as in a bad pronunciation of the female organ). They'd yell that stuff all the time. It was hysterical.
"I got in trouble at work today. Me and a coworker were playing the penis game. We had students and at random times we'd say "penis". Then the other person said it...and then I said it, it went on for about 30 minutes. I don't think our students knew what was going on...Japanese women are weird at times.Anyways, out of no where my coworker screams "rectum" after I said "penis". Our boss came over because he's Japanese and doesn't know English, but apparently he knew rectum.We got a 5% pay cut today. :(Anyone else got experiences with the penis game?"No, and I don't plan on it. Why would you do this at work? Is your job that secure that you can play games and test boundaries of work policy at a whim?
"I don't get it, in an English speaking country wouldn't they totally notice it the first time you say it? "Dude lives in Tokyo. Profile check ftw.
"DeeDee said:I think it is funny because he works Japanese women that don't speak English and they probably thought he was insane, yet they would probably think he was insane if they did speak English."No, and I don't plan on it. Why would you do this at work? Is your job that secure that you can play games and test boundaries of work policy at a whim?"Oh come on, you never play pranks at work? It's awesome! "
Oh what the fuck..............
"They can take away our lives,but they can never take our PPPPPEEEENNNNNIIIISSSSS!!!!!!!!!"
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