Some dumb fat German bitch decided it would be a good idea to jump into the polar bear exhibit at the Berlin Zoo and then got fucking mauled by polar bears. Genius. Absolutely genius. There's some video of the dumbass too. And in case, you were wondering, yes, she lived. Also, that picture is my new favorite.
Darwin's theory of evolution in practice right here folks. Natural selection playing out before our very eyes!
Honestly though I do have to wonder why anyone would willingly jump into a pit full of Polar Bears. Jumping into a pit with one would be stupid enough, but jumping in there with a group of them is just beyond belief.
"In December, a man who jumped into the same enclosure"
Hmm.. maybe this isn't as clear cut as it seems. Clearly these bears have developed some form of rudimentary mind control and are drawling their prey in. Frankly I think we need to consult Teddy on this whole situation. It's quite un-bear-able.
I hear of stories like this sometimes, but usually the people don't survive. Heard once of a kid who jumped in with elephants and put his head on the ground and it got crushed. 2 Christmas Eves ago (I think it was), some kid was throwing rocks at a tiger and got killed (tiger jumped out of the pit to get him), and hurt one of his friends / brothers.
The it is mentioned in the video that she jumped in by her self. So how could she press charges for that? Because there wasn't a sign that forbid to jump into the polar bear enclosure?
Seriously, what does a polar bear do in a stinky pool? I don't even like to fill out my garbage in there and these human pricks are keeping a specie in there.
Oh man... This made my day. She looks like a seal or something being fished out of the water or something. I still can't understand what would compel someone to want to jump into a pit of death-by-bear. Reading the news article, they said she actually swam TOWARDS the bear before the attack?! What the hell.
But on a more srs note. It's a shame that polar bears are such vicious creatures; it's entirely counter-intuitive, they're so g'damn cute. I guess I'll have to settle with kidnapping a panda bear. I believe they're pretty friendly.
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