#1 Posted by DillonWerner (1528 posts) -

So Giantbomb, I get my first paycheck today...  What should I buy with it?

#2 Posted by springtoast (35 posts) -

A new account on GiantBomb.com and freeze the old one since you right now have 666 posts :-)

#3 Posted by JJWeatherman (14558 posts) -

@springtoast said:

A new account on GiantBomb.com and freeze the old one since you right now have 666 posts :-)

Seconded.

Also: games

#4 Posted by shinigami420 (640 posts) -

get a wiskey media membership

#5 Posted by Animasta (14698 posts) -

Save it

#6 Posted by crusader8463 (14422 posts) -

Bills.

#7 Posted by Yanngc33 (4496 posts) -

Games and amazon

#8 Posted by Marcsman (3209 posts) -

A hooker and a pizza. 
It's the combo you can never go wrong with.
#9 Posted by DeeGee (2127 posts) -

@shinigami420 said:

get a wiskey media membership

This : D

#10 Posted by McBEEF (360 posts) -

Nothing. Save it all, and then when you get your second pay-check, you can spend that, cause hell, you got savings.

#11 Posted by Vrikk (902 posts) -

@DeeGee said:

@shinigami420 said:

get a wiskey media membership

This : D

Yup.

#12 Posted by VisariLoyalist (2994 posts) -

GAMES IDIOT

#13 Posted by BonOrbitz (2198 posts) -

@springtoast said:

A new account on GiantBomb.com and freeze the old one since you right now have 666 posts :-)

That's funny...

A whole new world opened up for me with my first paycheck 18 years ago. I ran to my local Kmart and was desperate to buy any game I could get my hands on, particularly a RPG since I just finished Final Fantasy III on the SNES and was dying for more. Standing in front of the glass case, I settled on Shining Force for the Genesis. In this internet-less era, I knew absolutely nothing about the title and based my decision on the screen shots on the back of the game case. I wasn't disappointed in the slightest.

So... buy a game. The memory may stick with you.

#14 Edited by Seppli (10251 posts) -

Find an exclusive escort agency and blow it on the best horse in their stable. Like all of it.

#15 Posted by Juvenfly (125 posts) -

@Vrikk said:

@DeeGee said:

@shinigami420 said:

get a wiskey media membership

This : D

Yup.

mmhmm

#16 Posted by Skogen (430 posts) -
#17 Posted by Seppli (10251 posts) -

Just checked. Fine ass paybitch is 30k a month excluding food and housing. That's like Victoria's Secret quality fuckbeast with standard orifices access. A 'lil more for no holes barred inclusion.
 
Time to rent a fine-ass house on the beach and a couple of babes and a top female chef and there you go. Work a month. Fuck a month. Assuming you're pulling like 50k a month?

#18 Posted by Beaudacious (930 posts) -
@Seppli:  If you're pulling 50k a month you don't need escorts, the gold diggers will line up no probs. Or just buy each one a fake ring for 250$, and its cheaper than escorts, add some earnings for all access pass.
#19 Posted by iam3green (14390 posts) -

video games.

#20 Posted by Guided_By_Tigers (8061 posts) -

You should put it in savings or spend it on hookers....nothing else.

#21 Posted by YoThatLimp (1911 posts) -

Subscription to a high class porn site.

#22 Posted by mylifeforAiur (3485 posts) -

A lot of cheap prostitutes.

#23 Posted by Oscar__Explosion (2325 posts) -

buy something you'll always remember

#24 Posted by MordeaniisChaos (5730 posts) -

@shinigami420 said:

get a wiskey media membership

#25 Posted by JasonR86 (9714 posts) -
@DillonWerner
 
beer.  copious amounts of beer.
Online
#26 Posted by gingertastic_10 (4141 posts) -

In this economy? Save it.

#27 Posted by Seppli (10251 posts) -
@Beaudacious said:
@Seppli:  If you're pulling 50k a month you don't need escorts, the gold diggers will line up no probs. Or just buy each one a fake ring for 250$, and its cheaper than escorts, add some earnings for all access pass.
 
You are  underestimating the difference between relationship and service. Ease of use is what you pay for.
#28 Posted by BombKareshi (996 posts) -

Gotta love that feeling.
 
I agree that you should save it... most of it, anyway. One has to live a little too. So yeah, games. XD

#29 Posted by Hizang (8532 posts) -

A Whiskey Media Membership and Duke Nukem, Deadly Premonition, Persona 4 and everything in Game Room.

#30 Posted by SBYM (1219 posts) -

Send the money to me.

#31 Posted by McGhee (6094 posts) -

I think my first pay checks all went to gas and Taco Bell. I felt like King of the World.

#32 Posted by Bobdaman18 (700 posts) -

Open a roth ira, think of the compounding interest.

#33 Posted by DillonWerner (1528 posts) -
@SBYM said:
Send the money to me.
Sounds like a good idea if I say so myself. 
#34 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (6078 posts) -

Your choices:
1) Video Games
2) Booze
3) Hookers
4) All of the above 

#35 Posted by SBYM (1219 posts) -
@DillonWerner said:
@SBYM said:
Send the money to me.
Sounds like a good idea if I say so myself. 
Yessssssssss.
#36 Edited by DillonWerner (1528 posts) -
@TheDudeOfGaming said:

Your choices: 

 

1) Video Games   

 

 2) Booze 


 3) Hookers   

 

4) All of the above   

In that order?
#37 Posted by Kyle (2323 posts) -

What's up with everyone telling him to save it? It's his first fuckin' paycheck, let the kid live a little. Christ...

#38 Posted by Colin (707 posts) -

Put most of it into savings.

#39 Posted by DillonWerner (1528 posts) -
@Kyle:  <3
#40 Posted by phish09 (1109 posts) -

Hookers and blow.