Fortune Cookie i can get behind

It's a little fuzzy.... "Enjoy Life! It is better to be happy than wise."
 It's easy to say stuff like that when your livelihood comes from writing fortunes. 
 Tonight i max out the credit card.
 

See,just like most people do.

Fortune cookies always seem to fit in with a situation it's kind of strange, maybe because the sayings are so generic.

Dude, I want a fortune cookie to say "Tonight, you will win the fucking lottery.  Two Times!  I promise." 
 
That has to come true, too, because it is a fortune cookie! 
 
That's a fortune I can get behind.

I've always wanted to create some "prank" fortune cookies and get them circulated at a restaurant.  The fortunes would say stuff like "You will die of cancer within a year" or "Your dog will get run over by a truck this week." 

"You will face a challenge today."

I would be very scared if my fortune cookie said "Look up."

It's not really a fortune, but I won't argue with it.

I miss when fortune cookies actually told your fortune, instead of giving dime store advice.