Fuck spiders.

Man, I'm not afraid of much, but for some reason I'm a heavy Arachnophobe. I hate those things. I just found one under my fucking keyboard when I picked it up to see if I had any loose bills under there. God damn, I freaked out. It's dead now... but I'm afraid to even be in my room. Damn things.

What kind of phobias do you guys have?

I hate spiders, when I was about 7, there was a huge spider in my backyard, it was literally the size of my head diameter wise. Ever since then.. *shudders*

I hate wasps/hornets/bees etc...

Generally, anything with holes in it. Lotus-tit, that one frog, anything like that. Gah..

Centipedes and millipedes are worse than spiders to me. I feel like I need to go take a shower after looking at a picture of either of them.

I read this topic and got the impression you meant Fuck Spiders literally, as in you had discovered a new species of spiders that inexplicably fuck.

"Man, I'm not afraid of much, but for some reason I'm a heavy Arachnophobe. I hate those things. I just found one under my fucking keyboard when I picked it up to see if I had any loose bills under there. God damn, I freaked out. It's dead now... but I'm afraid to even be in my room. Damn things.

What kind of phobias do you guys have?
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"Centipedes and millipedes are worse than spiders to me. I feel like I need to go take a shower after looking at a picture of either of them."

I'm not scared of spiders and I cannot understand arachnophobia. I could understand someone being scared of a tarantula or a black widow, but just any old household spider? Meh.

I have a gross bug story though. I was going to take a shower so I am all ready (nekked) about to turn on the shower when suddenly HUNDREDS of ants come pouring out of the drain. It must have been an entire colony and I freaked the fuck out. I must have screamed like a girl, because that was straight out of an Alfred Hitchcock movie.

As for actual phobias, I have OCD so I am germophobic. That is pretty much the only phobia I have.

Those freak me out too. *Shudders*


*shudders again*


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I like spiders because they get rid of annoying ass bugs like flies or other. Centipedes and millipedes are pretty horrible but im not deathly scared of them. I remember once i was climbing a huge tree and near the top one fell on my head then crawled on my neck, i was sooo freaked out i almost fell out of the tree! But whatever doesnt kill me makes me stronger;)

Wait till you see Giant Water Bugs... Man! Those are nastier than spiders. Spiders are still sick though and freaky. All those legs and eyes. (Can I post a picture with the spoiler thing that will show the image?)

I'm not clicking that link, but I think I know the one you're talking about.

I respect spider's contributions to whatever, but I don't have any annoying-ass flies and shit in my house (and any that I do, I have a trusty swatter for). So they can vacate. or DIE!

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I don't have any true phobias, but I hate being underground in caves with no support structures, especially going through tight spots underground.

"I don't have any true phobias, but I hate being underground in caves with no support structures, especially going through tight spots underground."

"CitizenKane said:

"I don't have any true phobias, but I hate being underground in caves with no support structures, especially going through tight spots underground."

You are in these settings often enough to develope a phobia about them?"

Ah. In this case I also have a huge phobia of small airplanes. JFK jr., anyone? Ugh, they scare me to death.

I hate spiders! I also hate snakes. Mosquitos suck, literally... Actually, almost every bug is a nuisance to me.

Ravnailerr said:

"I read this topic and got the impression you meant Fuck Spiders literally, as in you had discovered a new species of spiders that inexplicably fuck.
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Dude you've got it all wrong, Spiders are our friends, they eat things like evil Wasps to keep us safe.

Spiders, centipedes, and millipedes.  Chuck Norris, jk.

 I checked under my keyboard for spiders when you said that, lol.  Thank god there are no spiders here. 

My grandmother hates snakes. I happen to love them. We have one in our backyard every once in a while (we border woods). Usually, it's a lost baby Garter. One neighbor 3 houses down somehow had a copperhead in his front lawn. They keep it as a pet now.

Pussy

Spiders be scary.

thanks dude, now I'm afraid of my fucking keyboard

I hate spiders too

I'm not particularly afraid of spiders, just irritated by them.

I don't mind the small spiders but the big ones.. they make me cry.. Weskers_evil_brother said:

"Dude you've got it all wrong, Spiders are our friends, they eat things like evil Wasps to keep us safe. "

Yeah I hate spiders as well. I don't really care about the small ones but If I see a wolf spider I'll shit my pants..

im gonna stand up for spiders, if only because they eat flies. and i hate flies more than anything

"I hate wasps/hornets/bees etc...
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I'm pretty scared of the smaller ones. Where I live we have brown recluse spiders, and they are deadly.
I'm more freaked out by ticks though....

I'm scared shitless from snakes, spiders, other bugs etc. and those weird baby penquin killer birds...

and of course dinosaurs.

Get some raid dood. That'll take care of em. I generally don't care for spiders and if they stay outta my space I'll leave em alone, but if they come near me, squish them little shits dead.

They eat lots of bugs, like mosquitoes and flies, that i find more annoying. If they're where they shouldn't be, I just let them outside. Your area may have a bug problem of some kind to support spiders.

nailerr said:

"I read this topic and got the impression you meant Fuck Spiders literally, as in you had discovered a new species of spiders that inexplicably fuck.
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"Get some raid dood. That'll take care of em. I generally don't care for spiders and if they stay outta my space I'll leave em alone, but if they come near me, squish them little shits dead.
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I'm scared of little china dolls.

"Man, I'm not afraid of much, but for some reason I'm a heavy Arachnophobe. I hate those things. I just found one under my fucking keyboard when I picked it up to see if I had any loose bills under there. God damn, I freaked out. It's dead now... but I'm afraid to even be in my room. Damn things.

What kind of phobias do you guys have?
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"Jayge said:

"Man, I'm not afraid of much, but for some reason I'm a heavy Arachnophobe. I hate those things. I just found one under my fucking keyboard when I picked it up to see if I had any loose bills under there. God damn, I freaked out. It's dead now... but I'm afraid to even be in my room. Damn things.

What kind of phobias do you guys have?
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Spiders are making nest inside my car as we speak. Care to take a ride?
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I fucking hate spiders as well...

I love spiders =(   R.I.P little fella.  =]

I'm fine with spiders, I just never want to see them or hear about them. I'm so scared of them that I can't go into a room in my house without checking behind the door for spiders. It's not the potential danger, it's the legginess. I'm shivering just typing this.

i just smash them with my hand or foot

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"Jolly_Lolly said:

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That's a beauty =]   How can people hate such beautiful creatures?  Oh well, more for me =D"

I'm scared of Brown Recluses, but luckily there are none around here in my neck of the woods.

Yeah I hate those little bastards. They are all over the place and I worry about them biting or crawling on me all the time.