FUCK YEAH! I hit 1,000 posts, and you probably don't care.

Well, new users make blogs about being new all the time, so I'm making a blog about hitting 1,000 posts.  I now officially feel important. 
 
Or unimportant.  But it feels like a breakthrough.  It feels like an epiphany. I feel like a new man.  A new man whose topic will be locked within minutes.   
 
But I'm patting myself on the back.  I'm posting this blog.  I'm feeling important.   
 
And you all probably do not give a fuck.  I do not blame you.   

Well, new users make blogs about being new all the time, so I'm making a blog about hitting 1,000 posts.  I now officially feel important. 
 
Or unimportant.  But it feels like a breakthrough.  It feels like an epiphany. I feel like a new man.  A new man whose topic will be locked within minutes.   
 
But I'm patting myself on the back.  I'm posting this blog.  I'm feeling important.   
 
And you all probably do not give a fuck.  I do not blame you.   

Woo hoo! Congratulations man, that's a lot of posts

What the fuck took you so long?

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw.

" What the fuck took you so long? "

Welcome to the club.

I would also like to congratulate myself on the amount of posts I've made. Seriously, can't believe I've reached **** posts. Didn't even think I would break 100. Hurray for earth... me.

I'll never stop caring about you, De'Niro. Just wait for me when I've had a shit, so then I've got one to give. xP

No one liked it when I made my 1,000th blog. Now every time I see someone elses, everyone is all cool about it. Anyways, good job.
 
Edit: Yay, 1,400th post! My happiness is appropriate in this blog, right?

Wait...how in the hell did you not have 1000? I could have sworn you had more than I did.

"  @Axxol said: 

" What the fuck took you so long? "

Sorry dude, I was too busy posting to post. "

" I'll never stop caring about you, De'Niro. Just wait for me when I've had a shit, so then I've got one to give. xP "

I care about all my fellow GB users, but not ones with infamous in their name, sorry.....
 
CONGRATZ DUDER!

Congratulations. :D Almost there myself. 

You're out of control!

" infamous in their name, 

" Wait...how in the hell did you not have 1000? I could have sworn you had more than I did. "

" Woo hoo! Congratulations man, that's a lot of posts "

" @nyjetsfan5000 said:

" Woo hoo! Congratulations man, that's a lot of posts "

You love the jets too, so I give you an internet hi five. 
"

" @InfamousBIG said:

 
    

 Does... does he have a sheriff's badge on his armor? Upper right, below the cape. I swear to god, that's a silver star.... "

" @InfamousBIG said: 

"  @Axxol said: 

" What the fuck took you so long? "

Sorry dude, I was too busy posting to post. "

That's like MILLION POSTS!!!!     "

I hit it the other day, didn't notice, didn't care

Yeah, well, he liked how it looked on his Fallout 3 character, so he decided that it would look good on him, too. "

I'll get there one day

I thought the traditional number was 10000. No high fives until you reach it.

GOODNESS thats alot

" 

Insincere: Congratulations, human. "

" I thought the traditional number was 10000. No high fives until you reach it. "

Congrats, I still need a few hundred!

i remember my first beer

" @InfamousBIG:  
 

 This one will tentacle rape you until you cry for the Enkindler's forgiveness. "

" i remember my first beer "

I remember hitting a thousand and thinking, damn, that's a lot posts. Now I just admit I have a problem. Congrats.

"What the fuck took you so long? "

Congrats. Its s pretty cool feeling. But then it wears off kinda fast.

" @nyjetsfan5000 said:

" Woo hoo! Congratulations man, that's a lot of posts "

You love the jets too, so I give you an internet hi five. "  

Jeez, and you've had 56 more posts in the last 4 hours? At this rate, you might catch up to me before long. Anyway, congrats.

*sniff* I'm so proud of you!  You're all so grown up now! <3