Gender Swap

What would you do if you woke up one morning only to realise you were the opposite sex?

You mean like a tranny or were just naturally the opposite sex?

Nothing.

Get dolled up and find myself a rich man.

Take a shower. Badum-tsh.

Masturbate a lot. Then be a whore.

@MideonNViscera said:

Masturbate a lot. Then be a whore.

You just said a mouthful.

Use my newly acquired powers for evil of course.

celebrate

@Hansolol said:

@MideonNViscera said:

Masturbate a lot. Then be a whore.

You just said a mouthful.

I'd probably have a mouth and 2 other things full ASAP.

I'd probably freak out for a good few hours. Then, I guess like anyone, I'd end up touching myself a lot. I can't see there being much variety in the responses here.

Touch my boobies... What?

I dunno, probably call my parents and tell them I'm a lesbian now...

Go nuts on dresses and all the awesome clothes girls get to wear

Would I be a pretty lady? Or it's a sex change with my beard and mustache staying?

I would look at my butt.

@Trains: Look in the mirror..........duh!

Cuddle with as many people as possible.

DON"T JUDGE ME

Try for the good ending because I'm obviously in some sort of half-assed dating sim.

My relationship with my girlfriend would get way weirder, but i wouldn't necessarily think it's a bad thing.

Be confused. Who would believe me anyway? That would be the worst part.

I mean, it would entirely depend on whether I was the only one who noticed the change. Like, if I go outside and people are like 'hey you were a dude yesterday', or if nobody says anything and when I bring it up they're all 'sounds like you had a crazy dream dude/ette'.

Either way, in all seriousness I'd probably make a thread about it on here at some point. Your merciless mocking would be the only thing preventing me from falling into total insanity.

I would tell people I'd been this way the whole time and I'm just really good at cross-dressing. That would make for a few laughs!

A sexy version of myself as the opposite sex or an equally unattractive version? Ether way I would probably just masturbate most of the day.

I'd touch my shoulder.

If you suddenly switched genders would it be okay to be attracted to yourself?

@Manhattan_Project said:

Cuddle with as many people as possible.

DON"T JUDGE ME

Yes. I too would be a little cuddling machine. Christ, I'd probably end up being a textbook manic pixie girl.

Find a genie. Demand to be turned back

@Hailinel said:

I'd touch my shoulder.

That'd be pretty hot.

Get really excited about the new Twilight trailer

Play with my breasts and then go see a doctor.

Freak out would be the obvious answers.  
The most logical answer, really

Call Professor Oak with the update.

@Ravenlight said:

Try for the good ending because I'm obviously in some sort of half-assed dating sim.

Going by that line of thought, I wouldn't get out of the fucking house, since someone would eventually come and rape me.

I would probably pull pranks on people I knew. It's essentially a disguise. Then I would hit on hot lesbian women.

@MideonNViscera said:

@Hansolol said:

@MideonNViscera said:

Masturbate a lot. Then be a whore.

You just said a mouthful.

I'd probably have a mouth and 2 other things full ASAP.

@Ghostiet said:

@Ravenlight said:

Try for the good ending because I'm obviously in some sort of half-assed dating sim.

Going by that line of thought, I wouldn't get out of the fucking house, since someone would eventually come and rape me.

Ya'll read too much dirty manga.

But in that vein, I'd watch out for the explosion that destroys my house, forcing me to live with 5 to 7 other similarly aged girls in a very harem situation.

@Mesoian: No, I played X-Change.

Be glad that I would finally have a valid excuse for peeing while seating down.

Take my crown off and continue about my business?

@Stete said:

Be glad that I would finally have a valid excuse for peeing while seating down.

Fuck it, sometimes I'm just too lazy and have to have a seat.

I a....... er would , like you know ... explore myself

Any male who doesn't immediately think "play with my boobies first, then other naughty bits" is lying.

@believer258 said:

Any male who doesn't immediately think "play with my boobies first, then other naughty bits" is lying.

LOL this is exactly what I was thinking

@believer258 said:

Any male who doesn't immediately think "play with my boobies first, then other naughty bits" is lying.

Trust me: it wears off pretty quickly.

become a lesbian

@Video_Game_King said:

@believer258 said:

Any male who doesn't immediately think "play with my boobies first, then other naughty bits" is lying.

Trust me: it wears off pretty quickly.

Oh, I didn't say that it wouldn't. I just said that's the first thing every male reading this thread would think.

Go for a night out and get free drinks.

A whole new world, people.

Die happy.