#1 Posted by Trains (173 posts) -

What would you do if you woke up one morning only to realise you were the opposite sex?

#2 Posted by laserbolts (5439 posts) -

You mean like a tranny or were just naturally the opposite sex?

#3 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19809 posts) -

Nothing.

#4 Posted by McGhee (6128 posts) -

Get dolled up and find myself a rich man.

#5 Posted by BaneFireLord (3078 posts) -

Take a shower. Badum-tsh.

#6 Posted by MideonNViscera (2269 posts) -

Masturbate a lot. Then be a whore.

#7 Posted by Hansolol (505 posts) -

@MideonNViscera said:

Masturbate a lot. Then be a whore.

You just said a mouthful.

#8 Posted by MentalDisruption (1708 posts) -

Use my newly acquired powers for evil of course.

#9 Posted by Animasta (14818 posts) -

celebrate

#10 Posted by MideonNViscera (2269 posts) -

@Hansolol said:

@MideonNViscera said:

Masturbate a lot. Then be a whore.

You just said a mouthful.

I'd probably have a mouth and 2 other things full ASAP.

#11 Posted by Creamypies (4156 posts) -

I'd probably freak out for a good few hours. Then, I guess like anyone, I'd end up touching myself a lot. I can't see there being much variety in the responses here.

#12 Posted by Village_Guy (2744 posts) -

Touch my boobies... What?

#13 Posted by Mr_Skeleton (5195 posts) -

I dunno, probably call my parents and tell them I'm a lesbian now...

#14 Edited by UlquioKani (1280 posts) -

Go nuts on dresses and all the awesome clothes girls get to wear

#15 Posted by AlexanderSheen (5147 posts) -

Would I be a pretty lady? Or it's a sex change with my beard and mustache staying?

#16 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5094 posts) -

I would look at my butt.

#17 Posted by Largo6661 (353 posts) -

@Trains: Look in the mirror..........duh!

#18 Posted by Manhattan_Project (2200 posts) -

Cuddle with as many people as possible.

DON"T JUDGE ME

#19 Posted by Ravenlight (8057 posts) -

Try for the good ending because I'm obviously in some sort of half-assed dating sim.

#20 Posted by MikeGosot (3235 posts) -

My relationship with my girlfriend would get way weirder, but i wouldn't necessarily think it's a bad thing.

#21 Posted by ImmortalSaiyan (4745 posts) -

Be confused. Who would believe me anyway? That would be the worst part.

#22 Posted by MarkWahlberg (4711 posts) -

I mean, it would entirely depend on whether I was the only one who noticed the change. Like, if I go outside and people are like 'hey you were a dude yesterday', or if nobody says anything and when I bring it up they're all 'sounds like you had a crazy dream dude/ette'.

Either way, in all seriousness I'd probably make a thread about it on here at some point. Your merciless mocking would be the only thing preventing me from falling into total insanity.

#23 Posted by Levio (1798 posts) -

I would tell people I'd been this way the whole time and I'm just really good at cross-dressing. That would make for a few laughs!

#24 Posted by crusader8463 (14744 posts) -

A sexy version of myself as the opposite sex or an equally unattractive version? Ether way I would probably just masturbate most of the day.

#25 Posted by Hailinel (25787 posts) -

I'd touch my shoulder.

#26 Posted by Rainbowkisses (519 posts) -

If you suddenly switched genders would it be okay to be attracted to yourself?

#27 Posted by AngerPanda (107 posts) -

@Manhattan_Project said:

Cuddle with as many people as possible.

DON"T JUDGE ME

Yes. I too would be a little cuddling machine. Christ, I'd probably end up being a textbook manic pixie girl.

#28 Posted by TheHumanDove (2522 posts) -

Find a genie. Demand to be turned back

#29 Posted by Landon (4134 posts) -

@Hailinel said:

I'd touch my shoulder.

That'd be pretty hot.

#30 Posted by frankfartmouth (1046 posts) -

Get really excited about the new Twilight trailer

#31 Posted by JasonR86 (9994 posts) -

Play with my breasts and then go see a doctor.

#32 Posted by ZeForgotten (10368 posts) -

Freak out would be the obvious answers.  
The most logical answer, really

#33 Posted by JackSukeru (6055 posts) -

Call Professor Oak with the update.

#34 Posted by AngelN7 (2997 posts) -
#35 Posted by Ghostiet (5537 posts) -

@Ravenlight said:

Try for the good ending because I'm obviously in some sort of half-assed dating sim.

Going by that line of thought, I wouldn't get out of the fucking house, since someone would eventually come and rape me.

#36 Posted by IzzyGraze (866 posts) -

I would probably pull pranks on people I knew. It's essentially a disguise. Then I would hit on hot lesbian women.

#37 Posted by Laurentech (129 posts) -

@MideonNViscera said:

@Hansolol said:

@MideonNViscera said:

Masturbate a lot. Then be a whore.

You just said a mouthful.

I'd probably have a mouth and 2 other things full ASAP.

#38 Posted by Mesoian (1618 posts) -

@Ghostiet said:

@Ravenlight said:

Try for the good ending because I'm obviously in some sort of half-assed dating sim.

Going by that line of thought, I wouldn't get out of the fucking house, since someone would eventually come and rape me.

Ya'll read too much dirty manga.

But in that vein, I'd watch out for the explosion that destroys my house, forcing me to live with 5 to 7 other similarly aged girls in a very harem situation.

#39 Posted by Ghostiet (5537 posts) -

@Mesoian: No, I played X-Change.

#40 Posted by Stete (784 posts) -

Be glad that I would finally have a valid excuse for peeing while seating down.

#41 Posted by Video_Game_King (36567 posts) -

Take my crown off and continue about my business?

#42 Posted by Colourful_Hippie (4761 posts) -

@Stete said:

Be glad that I would finally have a valid excuse for peeing while seating down.

Fuck it, sometimes I'm just too lazy and have to have a seat.

#43 Posted by Aetheldod (3914 posts) -

I a....... er would , like you know ... explore myself

#44 Posted by believer258 (12614 posts) -

Any male who doesn't immediately think "play with my boobies first, then other naughty bits" is lying.

#45 Posted by BabyChooChoo (5123 posts) -

@believer258 said:

Any male who doesn't immediately think "play with my boobies first, then other naughty bits" is lying.

LOL this is exactly what I was thinking

#46 Posted by Video_Game_King (36567 posts) -

@believer258 said:

Any male who doesn't immediately think "play with my boobies first, then other naughty bits" is lying.

Trust me: it wears off pretty quickly.

#47 Posted by MyNiceIceLife (658 posts) -

become a lesbian

#48 Posted by believer258 (12614 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

@believer258 said:

Any male who doesn't immediately think "play with my boobies first, then other naughty bits" is lying.

Trust me: it wears off pretty quickly.

Oh, I didn't say that it wouldn't. I just said that's the first thing every male reading this thread would think.

#49 Posted by Hitchenson (4708 posts) -

Go for a night out and get free drinks.

A whole new world, people.

#50 Posted by ervonymous (1299 posts) -

Die happy.