Gentlemen

 You take the blue pill - the speech ends here, we move on to the next speaker and believe whatever you want to believe.                                                                                     You take the red pill – the speech continues, you stay in wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

 You take the blue pill - the speech ends here, we move on to the next speaker and believe whatever you want to believe.                                                                                     You take the red pill – the speech continues, you stay in wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

thiago offered me this cause he couldn't tell me what the microsoftix was...and i think i picked the red pill.

Which one gets me higher?

Blue...for gods sakes, Blue!

I'd take both and see what happens.

I saw that Matrix Reloaded movie where Neo beats up a ton of Smiths. So I'll take the red one or whatever.

Alright..Which one do I have to stick up my butt?

I wish I understood a word of what you said. 

The Blue one looks like NyQuil while the red one looks like Sudafed, so I'll pick the blue pill.

I'd take the ten hits of LSD in my pocket and go to my own wonderland, where theres a road that leads into the sky.

I take the green pill, which gives me the power to destroy solid-but-unoriginal films that become inexplicable cultural phenomenons because people don't realize they're rehashing cyberpunk stories from decades prior.

I would drop both, because i'm gansta.

A drunk chick you picked up at the bar:

You take the blue pill: Nothing happens, you say your goodbyes and go on with your night.

You take the red pill: You get lucky, but you also have to start going out with her.

Which do you choose?!!

I say Red.

I'll take the watermelon Jolly Rancher... it's bliss.

Both.

Man...  I would normally say Red but Im still kinda on the fence cause I don't want to end up in sewage water... again :S

I uhh... I can't swallow pills. Sorry Morpheus. Do you have them in chewable form?

Uhh...the blue one?

I'll take the red one. Looks like a yummy cherry jelly bean.

I'll take both. See what happens.

Whichever one makes it stop.

How do we know that we aren't in the Matrix?  We DON'T, do we?  Oh shit.

The Matrix makes numerous references to recent films and literature, and to historical myths and philosophy including Simulacron-3, Vedanta, AdvaitaHinduism, YogaVashishtaHinduism, Judaism, Messianism, Buddhism, Gnosticism, Christianity, Existentialism, Nihilism, and occult tarot. The film's premise resembles Plato'sAllegory of the cave, Edwin Abbott Abbott's Flatland, René Descartes's evil genius, Georges Gurdjieff'sThe Sleeping Man, Kant's reflections on the Phenomenon versus the Ding an sich, and the brain in a vat thought experiment, while Jean Baudrillard'sSimulacra and Simulation is featured in the film. There are similarities to several works by science fiction author Philip K. Dick, as well as cyberpunk works such as Neuromancer by William Gibson.

Hey kids, don't do pills - drugs are bad.

the red pill is a laxative

Is the red one cherry flavored? I like cherry.....

Whichever one that can make this reality.

Red pill.


Screw the suits.

Uh-oh.. GUYS!? I took the green pill. What the Hell was that?!?!

Gentlemen...start your engines?

If the Matrix taught me anything, it's that I should look for the hidden third option.

i would take the red pill.

Jesus H. Christ people, I didn't say The Matrix was bad. I even said it was solid. It's an enjoyable action film.

The sequels?

THOSE were bad films.

The red pill is clearly a jellybean and the blue one is Viagra......so I'll take both!