So I recently returned to my home of Barbados after doing 4 years of college in California, USA, and am now currently working. Now that I have returned a full fledged adult, I have taken a bigger roll in helping my mom in the general responsibilities one would have when owning a house, such as paying bills and home upkeep. It is here where I have realized how much a pain in the ass this can be.
Our yard has three fruit trees, one mango tree in the front, one banana tree in the back, and one sugar-apple tree (click here if you don't know what this is), also in the back. It is here where my main frustration lies. Monkeys take all my fucking mangoes, birds pick at fucking everything, and assholes trespass on our fucking property to steal these fruits. Just today I had to chase off some kid who had a stick just bashing our sugar-apple tree hoping something would drop. Also, people just litter on my fucking lawn! Who does that?!
It's just fucking lame that I have these stupid suburban problems, and just wanted to vent. What about you guys? Any stupid suburban problems you encounter on a regular basis?
Oh, and kids... Get off my fucking lawn!