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1 larger fat habenero pepper
3/4-1 oz good tequila
12 oz beer
Being extraordinarily careful, wearing two layers of gloves, slice the
top of the pepper off, zombie-killing style. Using a small knife, or
spoons, or lobster picks, hollow out most of the pepper, or at least
attempt to remove most of the seeds, as they are inedible, and may try
to kill you in your sleep. Hopefully your hollow hab will stand up on
its bottom so that you may now turn it into a shot fruit.
Pour a can or bottles worth of beer into a pint or bigger glass, and
fill the pepper shot with your tequila of preference. Drop it into the
beer ala boilermaker or a car bomb, and start drinking. You must eat
the pepper. Just try not to get any beer foam in your eyes, or you
will go blind.
Rinse, lather repeat until 911 must be called.
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