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#1 Posted by McTangle (161 posts) -

Show your appreciation for the Bombsquad with a Giant Bomb-themed haiku!

Rules:

  1. Haikus should consist of 3 lines, of 5-7-5 syllables respectively.
  2. The haiku should be related to Giant Bomb, or at the very least, to gaming in general.

Yo, Caravella

You have an innocent voice,

An infectious laugh

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#2 Posted by Video_Game_King (36565 posts) -

I wrote one before

in @gamer_152's thread,

to get a free game.

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#3 Edited by EarlessShrimp (1841 posts) -

I cannot express

my feelings for giantbomb

in few syllables

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#4 Posted by Morbid_Coffee (974 posts) -

They asked the wizard

What he thought of the topic

"This shit is fucked up"

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#5 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3413 posts) -

Don't shake the baby / Hey everyone it's Tuesday / I've just pulled a Brad

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#6 Edited by Icicle7x3 (1256 posts) -

One really good move

Where you stab dude shank style

Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh

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#7 Edited by Morbid_Coffee (974 posts) -

Who would win a fight

The great debate, bat or knife

Probably cop knife

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#8 Posted by Morbid_Coffee (974 posts) -

What's The Rock cooking?

"Oh! Maybe it's collusion!?"

No, King. It's Time Juice.

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#9 Posted by McTangle (161 posts) -

What is the fastest,

Brad has been killed on a game?

Twenty two seconds.

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#10 Posted by MistaSparkle (2284 posts) -

I can't write Haiku's

Without counting my fingers

I am an adult

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#11 Edited by Morbid_Coffee (974 posts) -

Hot scoops every week

Interview dump truck is here

Beep beep beep beep beep

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#12 Posted by Morbid_Coffee (974 posts) -

Giant Bomb Forums

Full of blogs, reviews, and polls

How do I get girl?

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#13 Edited by BBAlpert (2392 posts) -

"Get that hunk a dunk!"

Is all you hear from the kids.

Rap-Man must be stopped.

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Welcome back, Rorie!

Bug reports will still start with

"DAAAVE! SITE IS BROKEN!!!"

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#14 Posted by NyxFe (252 posts) -

I'll tell you that games

For me, are a religion

And Haze is the shit.

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#15 Edited by BeachThunder (14204 posts) -

5,7, then 5

Is different in English

Than Japanese. Jeff.

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#16 Posted by Butler (430 posts) -

Na, Na, Na, Na, Na

Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na,

Na, Na, Na, Batman!

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#17 Edited by rpgee (775 posts) -

A Bomb Gigantic

With Luchadeer at the helm

This shit be crazy

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#18 Posted by TheManWithNoPlan (6617 posts) -

Fuck Ryan Davis

He drank breast milk at Pax East

Fuck Ryan Davis