#1 Posted by McTangle (157 posts) -

Show your appreciation for the Bombsquad with a Giant Bomb-themed haiku!

Rules:

  1. Haikus should consist of 3 lines, of 5-7-5 syllables respectively.
  2. The haiku should be related to Giant Bomb, or at the very least, to gaming in general.

Yo, Caravella

You have an innocent voice,

An infectious laugh

#2 Posted by Video_Game_King (36003 posts) -

I wrote one before

in @gamer_152's thread,

to get a free game.

#3 Edited by EarlessShrimp (1631 posts) -

I cannot express

my feelings for giantbomb

in few syllables

#4 Posted by Morbid_Coffee (954 posts) -

They asked the wizard

What he thought of the topic

"This shit is fucked up"

#5 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3050 posts) -

Don't shake the baby / Hey everyone it's Tuesday / I've just pulled a Brad

#6 Edited by Icicle7x3 (1173 posts) -

One really good move

Where you stab dude shank style

Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh

#7 Edited by Morbid_Coffee (954 posts) -

Who would win a fight

The great debate, bat or knife

Probably cop knife

#8 Posted by Morbid_Coffee (954 posts) -

What's The Rock cooking?

"Oh! Maybe it's collusion!?"

No, King. It's Time Juice.

#9 Posted by McTangle (157 posts) -

What is the fastest,

Brad has been killed on a game?

Twenty two seconds.

#10 Posted by MistaSparkle (2148 posts) -

I can't write Haiku's

Without counting my fingers

I am an adult

#11 Edited by Morbid_Coffee (954 posts) -

Hot scoops every week

Interview dump truck is here

Beep beep beep beep beep

#12 Posted by Morbid_Coffee (954 posts) -

Giant Bomb Forums

Full of blogs, reviews, and polls

How do I get girl?

#13 Edited by BBAlpert (1370 posts) -

"Get that hunk a dunk!"

Is all you hear from the kids.

Rap-Man must be stopped.

--

Welcome back, Rorie!

Bug reports will still start with

"DAAAVE! SITE IS BROKEN!!!"

#14 Posted by NyxFe (248 posts) -

I'll tell you that games

For me, are a religion

And Haze is the shit.

#15 Edited by BeachThunder (11697 posts) -

5,7, then 5

Is different in English

Than Japanese. Jeff.

#16 Posted by Butler (384 posts) -

Na, Na, Na, Na, Na

Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na,

Na, Na, Na, Batman!

#17 Edited by RPGee (759 posts) -

A Bomb Gigantic

With Luchadeer at the helm

This shit be crazy

#18 Posted by TheManWithNoPlan (5229 posts) -

Fuck Ryan Davis

He drank breast milk at Pax East

Fuck Ryan Davis