Giant Bomb: The Movie

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Okay so I was thinking today. And what if Giant Bomb was made in to a movie or made a movie? 


I have no idea what it would be about or anything, maybe a sirius drama of sorts. Maybe a murder mystery set in a japanese small town high school and they have to battle shadows in a strange TV world in order to find the killer. Maybe a feel good story sort of chick flick kind of movie that makes you cry. Maybe an insightful, thought provoking film that looks into the heart of what a man is. Maybe a crazy laugh out laud comedy, full of awesome wit and crazy coversations.

Who would die first? Who would fall in love? Who gets eaten when starvation sets in? How will they survive? How many oscars will it win? Is anyone taking me seriously?

So what would you like to see in this movie, that is coming to theatres near  you  never! Throw some ideas out there.
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#2  Edited By TheMustacheHero

This idea is dumb.

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#3  Edited By turbomonkey138

the idea is great

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#4  Edited By Coltonio7

I hate it.

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#5  Edited By Systech

I love it.

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maybe it could start out like the tale of two cities?

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#7  Edited By Coltonio7
@MauveForest said:
" maybe it could start out like the tale of two cities? "
Yes.
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#8  Edited By Systech
@MauveForest said:
" maybe it could start out like the tale of two cities? "
No.
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#9  Edited By Coltonio7
@systech said:
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@MauveForest said:
" maybe it could start out like the tale of two cities? "
No. "
NEVER!
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#10  Edited By Gunner
@Coltonio7 said:
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@systech said:
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@MauveForest said:
" maybe it could start out like the tale of two cities? "
No. "
NEVER! "
FOREVER!
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#11  Edited By RedSox8933
@Coltonio7 said:
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@systech said:
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@MauveForest said:
" maybe it could start out like the tale of two cities? "
No. "
NEVER! "
Maybe?
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#12  Edited By Systech

It has to be called Totally Guys: Totally Party, though.

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#13  Edited By FrEeZe

A story about how Giant Bomb started, but super dramatized, but barely relevant enough so you can put "Based on a true story" at the start of the movie

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#14  Edited By Gunner
@systech said:
" It has to be called Totally Guys: Totally Party, though. "
Totally Bomb Squad: Totally Party

totally.
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@FrEeZe: Mhmm maybe set in an alternate universe where shit is crazy, so lots of ridiculous things could happen? 
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#16  Edited By Gunner
@MauveForest said:
" @FrEeZe: Mhmm maybe set in an alternate universe where shit is crazy, so lots of ridiculous things could happen?  "
man your really bad at this.
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Giantbomb: Attack of the Neon Lobsters.....Pew Pew.

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@Gunner: So I guess I can scratch director off things be when I am older then eh?
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#19  Edited By Gunner
@Bucketdeth said:
" Giantbomb: Attack of the Neon Lobsters.....Pew Pew. "
Giantbomb: A tale of Two Cities: Attack of the Neon Lobsters: Origins.
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#20  Edited By Coltonio7
@Gunner said:
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@Bucketdeth said:
" Giantbomb: Attack of the Neon Lobsters.....Pew Pew. "
Giantbomb: A tale of Two KITTIES: Attack of the Neon Lobsters: Origins. "

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#21  Edited By Gunner
@Coltonio7 said:
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@Gunner said:
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@Bucketdeth said:
" Giantbomb: Attack of the Neon Lobsters.....Pew Pew. "
Giantbomb: A tale of Two KITTIES: Attack of the Neon Lobsters: Origins. "
"
Perfect!

Someone copyright this stat!
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#22  Edited By alsnuts2

Scene: Castle daytime summer

A young prince enters dining hall, meets with his trusted general, and is informed of the king's disapproval of his review of Kane and Lynch: Dead Men...

The young prince tells the general to gather the best 2 knights who will follow him to meet in the forest and if he reaches them before the next morning rises they will know he has survived and they will begin their work to build a resistance to the tyranny that has cast the land of Videogamia into corporate darkness.

Soon the resistance is able to carve out a fair number of followers using the exiled prince's good name and a peculiar game from the far east.

Giantbombinshire is formed in the shadow of the old castle on a small island in the Pacific.  It is a serene hamlet with loyal citizens, who love to design Tshirts and where the conversations almost always turn to politics or religion or race relations as is the custom in the land of the Internet...

How will it all end? Well my friends the anwser within you...

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#23  Edited By TheMustacheHero
@Gunner said:
"
@Bucketdeth said:
" Giantbomb: Attack of the Neon Lobsters.....Pew Pew. "
Giantbomb: A tale of Two Cities: Attack of the Neon Lobsters: Origins. "
Giantbomb: A tale of Two Cities: Attack of the Neon Lobsters: Origins Dance Remix 2
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#24  Edited By cloneslayer

the only way it could work if it was like seinfeld, and was about nothing.

no cohesive story, no deep characters, no awesome setting

Oh, and a luchadeer sex scene

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@Cloneslayer said:
" the only way it could work if it was like seinfeld, and was about nothing. no cohesive story, no deep characters, no awesome settingOh, and a luchadeer sex scene "
that would be hot.  Maybe too hot?
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#26  Edited By Optiow

I am confused...how can GB become a movie?

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@Optiow said:
" I am confused...how can GB become a movie? "
Imagination? More or less just have the GB crew go on an adventure.
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#28  Edited By Optiow
@MauveForest said:
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@Optiow said:
" I am confused...how can GB become a movie? "
Imagination? More or less just have the GB crew go on an adventure.
"
An adventure movie with them would be real funny...or maybe a horror?
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#29  Edited By Amilmitt
@alsnuts2 said:
" Scene: Castle daytime summerA young prince enters dining hall, meets with his trusted general, and is informed of the king's disapproval of his review of Kane and Lynch: Dead Men... The young prince tells the general to gather the best 2 knights who will follow him to meet in the forest and if he reaches them before the next morning rises they will know he has survived and they will begin their work to build a resistance to the tyranny that has cast the land of Videogamia into corporate darkness.Soon the resistance is able to carve out a fair number of followers using the exiled prince's good name and a peculiar game from the far east.Giantbombinshire is formed in the shadow of the old castle on a small island in the Pacific.  It is a serene hamlet with loyal citizens, who love to design Tshirts and where the conversations almost always turn to politics or religion or race relations as is the custom in the land of the Internet...How will it all end? Well my friends the anwser within you... "
I'm with this guys setup. but maybe it should include alternate dimensions in TV's.
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#30  Edited By buzz_clik
@Cloneslayer said:
" Oh, and a luchadeer sex scene "
Man, that may be a bit too Peri-Peri for audiences to handle.
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#31  Edited By Absurd
@MauveForest said:
 sirius

He's dead.
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#32  Edited By zyn

in Real life?  The dudes would be too busy.  in Sims 3... that could be something :D

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#33  Edited By teh_destroyer
@MauveForest said:
" Okay so I was thinking today. And what if Giant Bomb was made in to a movie or made a movie? 

I have no idea what it would be about or anything, maybe a sirius drama of sorts. Maybe a murder mystery set in a japanese small town high school and they have to battle shadows in a strange TV world in order to find the killer. Maybe a feel good story sort of chick flick kind of movie that makes you cry. Maybe an insightful, thought provoking film that looks into the heart of what a man is. Maybe a crazy laugh out laud comedy, full of awesome wit and crazy coversations.

Who would die first? Who would fall in love? Who gets eaten when starvation sets in? How will they survive? How many oscars will it win? Is anyone taking me seriously?

So what would you like to see in this movie, that is coming to theatres near  you  never! Throw some ideas out there.
"
Who would die first? Drew. Who would fall in love? Jeff and Vinny. Who gets eaten when starvation sets in? Ryan for dinner and Brad for desert. How will they survive? Jeff and Vinny start making children. Is anyone taking me seriously? No.
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#34  Edited By Atomic_Tangerine

Giant Bomb Chronicles: Origins

There, you got a title!

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#35  Edited By Bob_Toeback
@teh_destroyer said:
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@MauveForest said:
Is anyone taking me seriously? No."

...UNTIL NOW, due November, a world divided like never before! :P
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#36  Edited By teh_destroyer
@Bob_Toeback said:
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@teh_destroyer said:
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@MauveForest said:
Is anyone taking me seriously? No."
...UNTIL NOW, due November, a world divided like never before! :P "
lol, I would be there opening night  >_>
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#37  Edited By dethfish

Well if the movie has a tv series spin off then we already have the opening theme.

  
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#38  Edited By sparky_buzzsaw

I'd pay money to see two hours of the Giant Bomb crew doing their best High Five Hollywood interspersed with shit getting blown all to hell.  Now that's Oscar gold, baby!

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#39  Edited By Expletive
@alsnuts2 said:
" Scene: Castle daytime summerA young prince enters dining hall, meets with his trusted general, and is informed of the king's disapproval of his review of Kane and Lynch: Dead Men... The young prince tells the general to gather the best 2 knights who will follow him to meet in the forest and if he reaches them before the next morning rises they will know he has survived and they will begin their work to build a resistance to the tyranny that has cast the land of Videogamia into corporate darkness.Soon the resistance is able to carve out a fair number of followers using the exiled prince's good name and a peculiar game from the far east.Giantbombinshire is formed in the shadow of the old castle on a small island in the Pacific.  It is a serene hamlet with loyal citizens, who love to design Tshirts and where the conversations almost always turn to politics or religion or race relations as is the custom in the land of the Internet...How will it all end? Well my friends the anwser within you... "
absolutely brilliant!
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#40  Edited By carlthenimrod

Weekend At Bernie's III

Drew dies at E3 and the Giant Bomb crew tries to pretend he is alive AND cover E3 at the same time.

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#41  Edited By Black_Rose

Totally Party: Totally Giantbomb: The Search for the Missing Drew.

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#42  Edited By tmaximus89

"Who would die first? Who would fall in love? Who gets eaten when starvation sets in? How will they survive? How many oscars will it win? Is anyone taking me seriously?"

This one you have to sort out first.
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#43  Edited By Giantsquirrel

It would only make money if it were called "Totally Ebert, Totally Roper: Two Thumbs Up", because then people would actually see it.