Giantbomb Lonely Hearts!!

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#1  Edited By sweep  Moderator

A thread for all the lonely soldiers out there...

POST ALL LONELY HEARTS ADS HERE!


SWEEP - Young impressionable computer geek WLTM an older wiser woman with small hands to put the Joy back into his Joystick. Laggy ladies need not apply.
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#2  Edited By DualReaver

We should start a Club band.

Edit:

I call Lennon!

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#3  Edited By WallacetheGreat

WALLACE - Malcontent bad-ass seeks other bad-asses of the female persuasion to perform extreme bad-assery. NO FAT CHICKS.

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#4  Edited By Tylea002

Giant Bomb IRC - TITS or GTFO

Tylea002 - Ginger, Spotty and with glasses seeking someone who is better than 7.9.

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#5  Edited By sweep  Moderator
DualReaver said:
"We should start a Club band."

ITS MATTBODEGAS LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND!!


**EDIT
- Shotgun Ringo Star!!
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#6  Edited By Tylea002

Shame MattBodega isn't here.

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crunchUK: hot young musky, foxy stallion seeks hot babe with big jugs

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#8  Edited By crunchUK

preferrably several hot babes. if too many hot babes apply i shall hold an audition and the top 3 will enter.

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#9  Edited By Tylea002

Fuck, Crunch wants to go on blind date.

Oh and:

Ryu Hyabusa - Leather Clad, seeking someone with small tits for once.

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#10  Edited By Systech

systech: Brown haired, brown eyed young dude that acts like a gentleman with the ladies, but around the guys, he can be a real man's man.

EDIT: That doesn't mean he is interested, MattBodega.

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ZeroCast: "Romance is dead. So is my mother. Man, 42, inherited wealth"

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#12  Edited By Karmum
DualReaver said:
"We should start a Club band.

Edit:

I call Lennon!"
Didn't Lennon get shot, then die?
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#13  Edited By Black_Rose

I guess i'll be Paul then

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#14  Edited By sweep  Moderator
Karmum said:
"DualReaver said:
"We should start a Club band.

Edit:

I call Lennon!"
Didn't Lennon get shot, then die?"
Lennon died, then got shot.
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#15  Edited By TheGTAvaccine

What is this? WHAT IS THIS?!

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Marcus Fenix: Grizzled war veteran that just wants to stay home, cuddle, and act tender to my lady-friend. My talents include cooking, making dirty Locust jokes, and riding just about anything.

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Jayge: Owner of a coin-op glory hole out by the old schoolyard, looking for discreet man/woman not averse to being exploited or not knowing if the person on the other side of the fence is really their partner. Free food and lodging. Must not be allergic to penecillin.


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#19  Edited By Karmum
Sweep said:
"Karmum said:
"DualReaver said:
"We should start a Club band.

Edit:

I call Lennon!"
Didn't Lennon get shot, then die?"
Lennon died, then got shot."
The point is, he died.
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BiggerBomb: Shaggy brown hair, sharp brown eyes, a disarming smile that will either make you melt or run away screaming. Enjoys long walks on the beach, masturbating in the shower, thunder storms, jousting, cream cheese, and farting. Will pay to touch boobs.

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#21  Edited By sweep  Moderator
Karmum said:
"Sweep said:
"Karmum said:
"DualReaver said:
"We should start a Club band.

Edit:

I call Lennon!"
Didn't Lennon get shot, then die?"
Lennon died, then got shot."
The point is, he died."
There was no point to my comment. I was joking. Why would someone shoot the corpse of John Lennon? That's fucked up...
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#22  Edited By daniel_beck_90
Daniel Beck
A collage student / Bodybuilder

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 CNN , politics , mathematics , Video games , respect , prestige ,   appropriate sense of humor , long time friendship , Metallica , I am legend novel ,  coffee milk ,  , internet and exclusively Giant Bomb 

Hates :

  any alcoholic drink , fat , smoking , smokers , low lives and trouble makers  , traffic , Kush 's handsome chin lol  , snide 's negativity again lol
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HazBazz
I play too many video games, and when I'm not, I talk about them. Also I drink a lot and say uncomfortable things to females. No fat chicks.

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#24  Edited By JackiJinx
Jayge said:
"Must not be allergic to penecillin."
Well, that leaves me out.
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#25  Edited By Systech
Jayge said:
"Jayge: Owner of a coin-op glory hole out by the old schoolyard, looking for discreet man/woman not averse to being exploited or not knowing if the person on the other side of the fence is really their partner. Free food and lodging. Must not be allergic to penecillin.


"
Damn.
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Gorillawhat: Heather Locklear

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#27  Edited By JackiJinx
Gorillawhat said:
"Gorillawhat: Heather Locklear"
Hot stuff.
Hot stuff.
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#29  Edited By Arkthemaniac

Arkthemaniac - Underage, OVERSEXY.