A thread for all the lonely soldiers out there...
POST ALL LONELY HEARTS ADS HERE!
SWEEP - Young impressionable computer geek WLTM an older wiser woman with small hands to put the Joy back into his Joystick. Laggy ladies need not apply.
WALLACE - Malcontent bad-ass seeks other bad-asses of the female persuasion to perform extreme bad-assery. NO FAT CHICKS.
Marcus Fenix: Grizzled war veteran that just wants to stay home, cuddle, and act tender to my lady-friend. My talents include cooking, making dirty Locust jokes, and riding just about anything.
BiggerBomb: Shaggy brown hair, sharp brown eyes, a disarming smile that will either make you melt or run away screaming. Enjoys long walks on the beach, masturbating in the shower, thunder storms, jousting, cream cheese, and farting. Will pay to touch boobs.
"Sweep said:There was no point to my comment. I was joking. Why would someone shoot the corpse of John Lennon? That's fucked up..."Karmum said:The point is, he died.""DualReaver said:Lennon died, then got shot.""We should start a Club band.Didn't Lennon get shot, then die?"
Edit:
I call Lennon!"
Loves :
CNN , politics , mathematics , Video games , respect , prestige , appropriate sense of humor , long time friendship , Metallica , I am legend novel , coffee milk , , internet and exclusively Giant BombHates :
any alcoholic drink , fat , smoking , smokers , low lives and trouble makers , traffic , Kush 's handsome chin lol , snide 's negativity again lol"Jayge: Owner of a coin-op glory hole out by the old schoolyard, looking for discreet man/woman not averse to being exploited or not knowing if the person on the other side of the fence is really their partner. Free food and lodging. Must not be allergic to penecillin.Damn.
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