Hi, I'm SuperMooseman. You might remember me from such websites such as GiantBomb.com and LuchadeerExposed.com. I am here with some text adventures. Now, I was going to download a program and make these actual text adventures, but I'm lazy.
The following text adventures were originally sent to Ryan, Vinny, Jeff and coonce - only the latter two replied. -rep for Ryan and Vinny. Jeff >ate all the time, for the record. I did send an adventure to Brad, but it was quite sucky. Damn.
Without further ado, here they are as they were originally sent:
Ryan
YOU ENTER THE TROPICAL JUNGLE.Jeff
YOUR FRIEND PROFESSOR BOLLOCKS HAS TOLD YOU TO COLLECT SOME MOOSE MEAT FOR TEA.
YOU CUT THROUGH THE BRANCHES SWIFTLY, WANTING TO FIND THE MOOSE AND MAKE THE KILL.
SUDDENLY THE FLOOR STARTS SHAKING.
THE GROUND INFRONT OF YOU CRACKS OPEN, AND A WILD SUPER MOOSEMAN APPEARS. YOU DROP YOUR KNIFE IN FEAR, AND IT FALLS DOWN THE NEWLY CREATED HOLE TO THE CENTRE OF THE EARTH.
THE MOOSE BEARS SCARS AND TATTOOS FROM THE GREAT DAVIS WAR OF '43.
YOUR ONLY WEAPONS ARE A DOG'S TOOTH, A HOMER SIMPSON MASK AND A DOLLAR.
CALYPSO THE WIZARD HAS GIVEN YOU THE TASK OF PURCHASING THREE MAGIC POTIONS.Vinny
YOU HEAD DOWN TO THE LOCAL WIZARDING SHOP TO PURCHASE THE SUPPLIES.
YOU ENTER THE STORE, BUT ALL IS QUIET. THERE IS NO-ONE AROUND, NOT EVEN BEHIND THE COUNTER.
YOU PICK UP YOUR MAGIC POTIONS AND HEAD TO THE COUNTER.
YOU HEAR A SHUFFLE BEHIND YOU, AND SWING ROUND.
SUPERMOOSEMAN IS STANDING THERE BEARING YOUR BELOVED FRIEND, PIKACHU.
A TEAR FALLS FROM PIKACHU'S EYE.
YOUR ONLY WEAPONS ARE A POKEBALL, A BOOK AND A STRAND OF HAIR.
THE POKEBALL IS FAKE.
YOU SETTLE DOWN IN YOUR BED AFTER A TIRING DAY WORKING ON THE RANCH.coonce
AS YOU TURN OVER, YOUR MIND IS FILLED WITH HAUNTED BEINGS.
GHOSTS FLY EVERYWHERE, BATS ENGROSS YOUR MIND.
IN THE DISTANCE, WEARING A TIGHT LEATHER BAT COSTUME YOU SPOT SOMETHING --
-- SUPERMOOSEMAN. HE IS TAKING NO MERCY.
YOUR ONLY WEAPONS ARE A SHOVEL, RULER AND JEFF GERSTMANN.
YOU EMERGE FROM THE DRAGON'S CAVE AND LOOK UP.
THE SUN IS SHINING AND THE LEAVES ARE SETTLED FROM THE AUTUMN BREEZE.
YOU HEAR A SLIGHT THUD, AND LOOK ROUND TO SEE A ROCK.
YOU GLANCE UPWARDS AGAIN AND SEE FALLING RUBBLE.
IN THE MIST OF THE GREY RUBBLE YOU SPOT A MOOSE.
THIS MOOSE IS SUPERMOOSEMAN, WHO HAS BEEN HIRED TO KILL YOU.
YOU MUST ACT FAST AND TAKE OUT THE MOOSE, WHILE AVOIDING THE BOULDERS.
YOUR ONLY WEAPONS ARE A VIDEO TAPE, POTATO AND STEERING WHEEL.
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