Girl advice (but with a twist!)

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#51  Edited By Ravenlight

Sleep with her friends. Turns out, ladies dislike that.

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#52  Edited By ShadowConqueror

Keep spiders as pets.

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#53  Edited By GunslingerPanda

Cut her up.

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#55  Edited By dethfish

This is some great advice. I think I might need to take notes.

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#56  Edited By Toxeia

Paw her off on me, problem solved. I live near Mexico so worse comes to worst, I can sell her for parts.

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#57  Edited By InternetCrab

The first post is always the infamous ''Xtreme Girl Advice Line'' picture. You guys always beat me to it. You make me sad.

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#58  Edited By SpaceRunaway

Pack your bags, move away.

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#59  Edited By Karl_Boss

I thought the twist would be that you're a girl.

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#60  Edited By SexyToad

Fake death

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#61  Edited By Jeust

Tell her.

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#62  Edited By Flawed_System

Ask her what she wants?

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#63  Edited By Simplexity

Alright, I think I managed to fix this problem permanently or rather the problem pretty much fixed itself would probably be the correct way of putting it.

I was sitting around in my apartment moping over my misfortune when all of a sudden I get a text from a friend or maybe acquaintance is more appropriate asking me what was up with this woman, and I said I had no idea confirming to him that I wanted nothing to do with her. This dude then promptly turned out to be my savior as he was interested in her I said go for it and I think the problem was solved a result as I haven't had a single message or text from her in what seems to be 8 hours now which is a record.

The cursed has now been passed on and I feel free, almost happy even and now I can finally continue my existence of solitude and sadness in peace.

Thank fuck for that, also I suppose I should thank you guys for the pro tips in my time of need even though they turned out to be unnecessary in the end.

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#65  Edited By sweep  Moderator

@Simplexity said:

The off topic forum on Giant Bomb is the official place to seek help in these matters on the internet

Not anymore.

Relationship advice threads are disgusting slime-caves of moronic internet memes (Read: internet memes) and depressing social inadequacy. This repetitive, attention seeking tripe does not belong here. I'm going to offer you the only advice that you will ever need:

Fake your own death.