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#1 Posted by waitwhat (251 posts) -

what to do

#2 Posted by CaptainObvious (2993 posts) -

Shout a random Schwarzenegger quote.

#3 Posted by Ksaw (341 posts) -

RUN.

#4 Posted by Heltom92 (704 posts) -

what is girl!?!?!

#5 Posted by BeachThunder (11702 posts) -

Make a parody of girl advice thread in order to get attention from people online.

Online
#6 Posted by Kombat (2205 posts) -

It is as if everyone on the Giant Bomb forums cried out at once, and then were forever silenced.

#7 Posted by ZimboDK (848 posts) -

Touch her shoulder.

With your penis.

#8 Posted by PenguinDust (12450 posts) -
@Heltom92 said:
what is girl!?!?!
#9 Posted by ajamafalous (11854 posts) -

@BeachThunder said:

Make a parody of girl advice thread in order to get attention from people online.
#10 Posted by jkuc316 (981 posts) -

Did you check if you had boogers coming out of your nose?

#11 Posted by Yummylee (21271 posts) -
@BeachThunder said:
Make a parody of girl advice thread in order to get attention from people online.
To be fair, based on all the replies thus far, he has succeeded. Which still Includes my very own post of course... o-oh no. I'm apart of the problem, I'm promoting spam, I'm GIVING THEM WHAT-THEY-WANT!! I can't go on living. I'm going to end it - tonight. I just hope to God, Mary and Joseph you will all join me.
#12 Posted by MaFoLu (1858 posts) -

Why did I read the title in the Bastion narrators voice?

#13 Posted by Redbullet685 (6025 posts) -
@MaFoLu said:
Why did the kid read the title in the Bastion narrators voice?
The same reason you now always speak and type in the third person.
#14 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -
@PenguinDust said:
@Heltom92 said:
what is girl!?!?!
..What is girl? 
baby don't hurt me 
don't hurt me 
naw maw
#15 Posted by dudeglove (7688 posts) -
#16 Edited by Lifestrike (482 posts) -

fun with punctuation:

girl, look at me in class.
 
girl look! At me in class.
 
girl look at me. In class.
 
girl look at me in. Class!

#17 Posted by Mmmslash (2166 posts) -

You are clearly in love with her, and have wanted to tell her for years.  
 
Of course, your next logical step is to misinterpret her friendly attitude towards you as affection (mostly due to your experience both with intimacy and with women in general), and engage in a lengthy online chat, only to profess your undying adoration for her.  
 
Likely, she will rebuff your romantic advances, but fret not! You can then retreat to the internet, and ask strangers on forums completely unrelated to dating and romance for advice on how to continue the pursuit of this woman who you clearly deserve, who only ever dates jerks who don't appreciate her like you do.

#18 Posted by SomeDeliCook (2224 posts) -

Use Duke Nukem quotes to get her in the sack

#19 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -
@Mmmslash said:
You are clearly in love with her, and have wanted to tell her for years.  
haha
#20 Posted by mylifeforAiur (3482 posts) -

Wrap it before you tap it.

#21 Posted by MisterChief (831 posts) -

@mylifeforAiur said:

Wrap it before you tap it.

How Taco?

#22 Posted by Yummylee (21271 posts) -
@dudeglove said:
Claude has brown hair with a grey beard and a little bit O blonde in the stache... we have our real life Yu-Gi-Oh! Just with a couple of years added on.
#23 Posted by CookieMonster (2416 posts) -

Poo yourself.

#24 Posted by Vexxan (4615 posts) -

GET OUTTA THERE

#25 Posted by Three0neFive (2288 posts) -

she wants to fuck

#26 Posted by supermike6 (3540 posts) -

Kiss her elbow.

#27 Posted by Swoxx (2988 posts) -

Might I suggest the naked man? works 2 out of 3 times

#28 Posted by Capum15 (4815 posts) -
@CaptainObvious said:

Shout a random Schwarzenegger quote.

You're Fired.
  
#29 Posted by oatz (1103 posts) -

ok

#30 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3050 posts) -

Step 1. Notice girl making eye contact. 
Step 2. Return eye contact to girl. 
Step 3. Show her your penis.
#31 Posted by AlexanderSheen (4929 posts) -

"Ask your mom. We're a Video Game and can't help You." - by Jeff Gerstmann (Story Hour Adventures Quick Look)

#32 Posted by Gizmo (5389 posts) -

Stretch BOY to make GIRL longer.

#33 Posted by imsh_pl (3295 posts) -

Fake your own death.

#34 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (6078 posts) -

Here's what you do. Next time,  just whip out your cock...in front of the whole classroom, don't think about it...JUST DO IT!

#35 Posted by EuanDewar (4761 posts) -

Get an acoustic guitar. Girls love that submariner shit.

#36 Posted by Lunar_Aura (2779 posts) -

look away awkwardly at something else

#37 Posted by LUMIN4RY (71 posts) -

Lick and wet your lips in her general direction?

#38 Posted by lawlerballer (204 posts) -

jizz in your pants

#39 Posted by nail1080 (1975 posts) -

what a cringe

#40 Posted by Ghostiet (5226 posts) -

Kiss the boy next to you.

#41 Posted by ZombieSpace (286 posts) -

Fake death.

#42 Posted by Veektarius (4601 posts) -

It's interesting that I can tell your picture is Ned Flanders despite the shape being totally different.

#43 Posted by yorro (558 posts) -
@MisterChief said: 

@mylifeforAiur said:

Wrap it before you tap it.

How Taco?

     
Well, this IS a game website after all.
#44 Posted by Taklulas (401 posts) -
@ZimboDK said:

Touch her shoulder.

With your penis.

I lol'd
#45 Posted by valrog (3671 posts) -

I'm amazed that the Giant Bomb love advice picture hasn't been posted yet... 
 
1. Do nothing, regret for eternity.
2. Fake your own death.
 
Either decision of those two is good.

#46 Posted by Khann (2788 posts) -

pee in her butt

#47 Posted by Mr_Skeleton (5137 posts) -

I think she wants to have sex with you, go for it!

#48 Posted by FreakAche (2949 posts) -

Where's the picture of Ryan Davis in front of his computer? The Giant Bomb community is slipping.

#49 Posted by Nux (2305 posts) -

Switch Schools.

#50 Posted by S0ndor (2715 posts) -

Kill your parents and present her with their hearts. Chicks dig that.