got punched on the balls, is it bad?

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#1  Edited By clubsandwich

so a friend of mine punched me on the balls and it hurts like a bitch, is it like dangerous or something? should I go and see a doctor? i really feel like I'm dying here, any help will be gladly taken.

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#2  Edited By McGhee

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

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#3  Edited By FancySoapsMan

you won't be able to have kids

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#4  Edited By benpack

How long ago did it happen. Have you peed since then, and if so was it clear of blood? Getting hit in the balls hurts like a bitch for a couple of hours, but if the pain persists you should probably go to a doctor.

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#5  Edited By wefwefasdf

The doctor will probably laugh at you. 

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#6  Edited By clubsandwich
@GlenTennis: yes I already peed and it was normal, no blood.
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@clubsandwich:

You're probably fine, then. But yeah, that sh*t hurts! Hurts for a long, long time too.

You'll probably be sore for a couple days, just watch for stabbing, sharp pains. If you get any of those in the next few days, I'd see a doctor. Better to be safe than sorry when the jewels are concerned.

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#8  Edited By JJWeatherman

This is gross, dude. Just go punch your friend back. It'll make you feel better. 
 
(If the Jackass guys can take the things that they've taken over the years, then you can take one punch.)

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#9  Edited By clubsandwich
@JJWeatherman said:

" This is gross, dude. Just go punch your friend back. It'll make you feel better.  (If the Jackass guys can take the things that they've taken over the years, then you can take one punch.) "

oh trust me, I made him suffer. 
 
 made his gf break up with him and punched him back.
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#10  Edited By JonathanMoore

Ouch, painful. I went to the doctors about something like that once... nothing wrong with me. 
 
Although I'm not sure how that's supposed to make you feel better, haha. 
 
But for realz, I am sure you are fine.

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#11  Edited By ESREVER
@clubsandwich said:
" @JJWeatherman said:

" This is gross, dude. Just go punch your friend back. It'll make you feel better.  (If the Jackass guys can take the things that they've taken over the years, then you can take one punch.) "

oh trust me, I made him suffer.    made his gf break up with him and punched him back. "
With friends like that...
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#12  Edited By Arbie

Hmm I'm not too sure how badly that area can hurt and stuff but I agree with the people saying better safe than sorry. You don't want to wake up with it 10x worse so if it persists and really really is bad maybe you should check in with the doctor. He isn't going to laugh at you he will undoubtedly have seen worse. 

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#13  Edited By ch3burashka

I'm sorry you got punched on the balls. 
 
Once, I was playing a baseball-cricket fusion in a small camp. I was pitching. I threw the ball, and the guy hit it directly into my balls. I don't recall falling to the ground, so I'm pretty sure I blacked out from the pain. I was alright though, but it did hurt like a bitch. You should be alright, unless you start pissing blood. 
 
Incidentally, that's also the camp where we played War or whatever, where he hid trinkets from each other's team and tried to find it. I was caught and was more or less tortured - I got tiny paper cuts between my fingers, and, using a blindfold, was led to believe I was being burned by a lighter. What happened was the dude lit it up and held if for a while, making the actual lighter metal tip hot, then blindfolded me and pressed something else to my skin. I let out a quick yelp but then realized what was going on. It was a pretty terrifying split-second, though.

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#14  Edited By sodiumCyclops

Punched on the balls? Did he hold them down and then punch them?
 
Actually, never mind. This is absolutely hilarious!

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#15  Edited By Geno

The general answer to questions like these is, if it were really that bad and you needed to go see a doctor, you would probably be seeing a doctor or dialling 911 right now instead of asking people on a video game forum whether your should or not. 

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#16  Edited By FritzDude

Congratulations.

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#17  Edited By szlifier

Pics or it didn't happen.

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#18  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

Ouch, get well soon Clubsandwich's balls.

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#19  Edited By Nekroskop

I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL! 
 
  

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@clubsandwich said:
" @JJWeatherman said:

" This is gross, dude. Just go punch your friend back. It'll make you feel better.  (If the Jackass guys can take the things that they've taken over the years, then you can take one punch.) "

oh trust me, I made him suffer.    made his gf break up with him and punched him back. "
No wonder he punched you in the balls.
 
Go see a doctor if you're concerned, all there is to it.
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#21  Edited By Oullie

I sorta wished someone said "congratulations you won a prize," but instead we got a lousy "pics or it didn't happen."
 
You'll be fine. Someone said you wont be able to have kids but it takes a lot of swift hits to level up to that.

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#22  Edited By Daveyo520

LOL!

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#23  Edited By Deusoma
@GlenTennis: I would like to give you kudos for being the first person to actually give a helpful reply to this thread instead of laughing at him.  :)
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#24  Edited By Lunar_Aura

It's probably just cancer you freakin pussy. Walk it off like a man.

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#25  Edited By mushyhands

thanks for the laughs, i needed that

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#26  Edited By SSValis

I heard that if you injury your testicles and throw up afterwards then thats a sign of possible long term issues. Web MD that shit!

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#27  Edited By danpat177

your going to die :) 

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#28  Edited By Gerhabio
@clubsandwich said: 
oh trust me, I made him suffer.    made his gf break up with him and punched him back. "
Wtf, haha
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#29  Edited By CptChiken
@clubsandwich said:
" @JJWeatherman said:

" This is gross, dude. Just go punch your friend back. It'll make you feel better.  (If the Jackass guys can take the things that they've taken over the years, then you can take one punch.) "

oh trust me, I made him suffer.    made his gf break up with him and punched him back. "
And you're Friends? 
Wow, you guys suck.
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#30  Edited By Mrnitropb

If you're not puking, or pissing bloody, or brown pee, it should pass.  
Just be glad you don't suffer from Winter Syndrome. That is a vengeful bitch. 

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#31  Edited By WinterSnowblind

Honestly, this is at least the third topic I've seen with someone seeking medical advice. 
Unless this was a joke, asking people on the internet isn't a good idea.
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#32  Edited By RinseWashRepeat

I'd get hold of Injury Lawyers Direct.
 
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