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#1  Edited By Emilio

... on Xbox LIve. She sent me a message. I don't know her well at all, we just play games together.
I also think she's under 18.
At least I think its a she.

Wait... maybe its the FBI? YEAH, that's it!!

YOU WON'T GET ME! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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#2  Edited By atejas
Emilio said:
I also think she's under 18.
Wait... maybe its the FBI? YEAH, that's it!!

Worth the risk, DO IT!!
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#3  Edited By Robocop111

Not the FBI it was me RoboCop, you are under arrest.

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#4  Edited By Karmum

Pictures or it did not happen? >_>

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#5  Edited By Emilio
atejas said:
"Emilio said:
I also think she's under 18.
Wait... maybe its the FBI? YEAH, that's it!!

Worth the risk, DO IT!!"
Hell yeah!!

Robocop said:
"Not the FBI it was me RoboCop, you are under arrest."
Aw snap! :( I knew it. It was too good to be 18... I mean true.
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#6  Edited By DualReaver
Linkyshinks said:
"Haha, yes if you can confirm she is 18, DO IT, DO HER!. Have V-C sex with at the very least lol

Are you serious, she plays a couple of games with you online then proclaims her love for you?, it strikes me as being weird, this girl could be a dude winding you up."
Toke jopic.
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#7  Edited By Emilio
DualReaver said:
"Linkyshinks said:
"Haha, yes if you can confirm she is 18, DO IT, DO HER!. Have V-C sex with at the very least lol

Are you serious, she plays a couple of games with you online then proclaims her love for you?, it strikes me as being weird, this girl could be a dude winding you up."
Toke jopic."
Half joke topic, half truth. I just don't know what to say to something like that. We've been playing ( and pretty much just me and him/her cos none of my friends play with me :( ) for a couple weeks. I think.

I'm still saying its the FBI.
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#8  Edited By Robocop111

What did I just tell you it was me Robocop, now hold it right there you are under arrest

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#9  Edited By Emilio

Sucka, don't make me get the Terminator on your ass. Or Judge Dredd.
He is DA LAW!

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#10  Edited By Johnny5

Well I bet you dont use that style avatar. Who would date Donkey Kong , hes always grabbing random women, god knows what he does with them!

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#11  Edited By Robocop111
Emilio said:
"Sucka, don't make me get the Terminator on your ass. Or Judge Dredd.
He is DA LAW!"
Terminator got his ass kick by me, in my favorite game Robocop vs The Terminator, and Judge Dredd isn't gonna do a god damn thing, hes my bitch, now hold it you are under arrest.
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#12  Edited By SSbabel

NO NO NO, it was HItler the magnificent you must now meet with him and discover an adventure like no other.

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#13  Edited By kush

Do it. Then you will see that it really is the FBI...you'll get arrested and when you get to prison you'll be hearing "I love you" a lot more.

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#14  Edited By Emilio
Kush said:
"Do it. Then you will see that it really is the FBI...you'll get arrested and when you get to prison you'll be hearing "I love you" a lot more."
Thank you. I will accept "her" love and meet her.
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#15  Edited By swamplord666

I'm Chris Haaaaaaansen. Why don't you go take a seat. Right over there. What are you doing here?

just had to do it i'm sorry!
thats pretty funny though
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#16  Edited By BoG
Karmum said:
"Pictures or it did not happen? >_>"
Could he even take pictures of that?
Also, girls who play games are either really hot or totally desperate. She may be a hulking boar-woman who, being under 18, her hormones are on a rampage. Be wary.
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#17  Edited By Metamorphic

It can be a friendly message. I tell my male friends and female as well that I love them and so do they. But it is all in a friendly manner. Don't associate love with fucking... it is not always about that.

Just ask her how old she is and talk to her. See what her true feelings are.

DO SOMETHING!

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#18  Edited By GP1Mil

Tag it and back it my friend then put a notch in your belt

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#19  Edited By Metamorphic
BoG said:
"Karmum said:
"Pictures or it did not happen? >_>"
Could he even take pictures of that?
Also, girls who play games are either really hot or totally desperate. She may be a hulking boar-woman who, being under 18, her hormones are on a rampage. Be wary.
"
That also. Between 14-18 hormones go crazy in girls. They seem to experiment more in that age... or at least thats were all the weird sex experiments happened for me and other female friends. Notice that I'm 17... its not over yet hahahha :)

Hormones are awesome.
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#20  Edited By wefwefasdf
BoG said:
"Karmum said:
"Pictures or it did not happen? >_>"
Could he even take pictures of that?
Also, girls who play games are either really hot or totally desperate. She may be a hulking boar-woman who, being under 18, her hormones are on a rampage. Be wary.
"
... Sadly, this is true.
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#21  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

My advice is to punch her in the face as hard as you can.

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#22  Edited By Decimator

Tell her you'll do her several times if she buys the games for you. It's your 'buddy' after all! ;-)

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#23  Edited By citizenkane

It's probably Chris Hanson.

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#24  Edited By Vaxadrin
BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"My advice is to punch her in the face as hard as you can."
God damn, I came in here to post exactly that.  Who the hell are you?
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#25  Edited By BeefJerkins

Time to invest in an xbox live vision camera?

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#26  Edited By Warfare
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
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#28  Edited By TheGreatGuero

Quick! Give me your 360! I will resolve the issue!

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#29  Edited By crunchUK

IT'S A TRAP *pic*

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#30  Edited By microwavedapple

She might be up for some Halo 3 teabagging! DO IT!

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#31  Edited By Oni
BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"My advice is to punch her in the face as hard as you can."
That's your solution to everything.
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#32  Edited By Mr_Bauer
"Girls don't exist on the internet. Its a place where men are men, girls are men, and children are the FBI.."


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#33  Edited By RetroIce4

Why don't you have a seat...? *JOKE THREAD*

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#34  Edited By Jayge_
Metamorphic said:
"BoG said:
"Karmum said:
"Pictures or it did not happen? >_>"
Could he even take pictures of that?
Also, girls who play games are either really hot or totally desperate. She may be a hulking boar-woman who, being under 18, her hormones are on a rampage. Be wary.
"
That also. Between 14-18 hormones go crazy in girls. They seem to experiment more in that age... or at least thats were all the weird sex experiments happened for me and other female friends. Notice that I'm 17... its not over yet hahahha :)

Hormones are awesome."
Aren't you the one that believes in spirits?


Anyway, just tell her no, and that she's lookin' for it in the wrong place. If this is real, that is.

If not... punch her in the face. That always gets them going. Ah shit. Bliffyboy beat me.
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#35  Edited By DualReaver

Tell her she's a hoe. In my experience they respond negatively to that.

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#36  Edited By Player1
Warfare said:
"
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
"
Why don't you take a seat? 
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#37  Edited By clubsandwich

watch out it may be a child molester, or me. D:

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#38  Edited By BiggerBomb
Oni said:
"BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"My advice is to punch her in the face as hard as you can."
That's your solution to everything."

cuz it werks

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#39  Edited By Emilio
BiggerBomb said:
"Oni said:
"BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"My advice is to punch her in the face as hard as you can."
That's your solution to everything."

cuz it werks

"
Man, this thread is making me feel sexy in the you know where.
I would like to hire a young man, 13-16, to go in my place just incase its the FBI, cos the under aged teens on the internet are always the FBI.
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#40  Edited By Jayge_
Emilio said:
"BiggerBomb said:
"Oni said:
"BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"My advice is to punch her in the face as hard as you can."
That's your solution to everything."

cuz it werks

"
Man, this thread is making me feel sexy in the you know where.
I would like to hire a young man, 13-16, to go in my place just incase its the FBI, cos the under aged teens on the internet are always the FBI."
I'll do it. How much.
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#41  Edited By Emilio
Jayge said:
"Emilio said:
"BiggerBomb said:
"Oni said:
"BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"My advice is to punch her in the face as hard as you can."
That's your solution to everything."

cuz it werks

"
Man, this thread is making me feel sexy in the you know where.
I would like to hire a young man, 13-16, to go in my place just incase its the FBI, cos the under aged teens on the internet are always the FBI."
I'll do it. How much."$
$7.84, two packs of bubble gum, a coupon for an In n Out burger, and perhaps sex with a woman.
Or the woman might be Clubsandwich. That's why I'm sending you in, trooper.
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#42  Edited By TomA

I don't know what to tell you dude,the closest thing anyone i know has come to romance on Xbox Live was when my sister was playing Gears of War, i was watching and some guy sang Nine in the Afternoon to her when he found out he was playing with a chic.

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#43  Edited By Black_Raven

What exactly do you need help with?

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#44  Edited By Emilio
Black_Raven said:
"What exactly do you need help with?"
Nothing, I'm just making conversation with people.

TomA said:
"I don't know what to tell you dude,the closest thing anyone i know has come to romance on Xbox Live was when my sister was playing Gears of War, i was watching and some guy sang Nine in the Afternoon to her when he found out he was playing with a chic."
Aww that's sweet. Did the guy tea bag her after shottying her face off?
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#45  Edited By serbsta
Oni said:
"BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"My advice is to punch her in the face as hard as you can."
That's your solution to everything."
Lmaooo, im actually LOLing... hahaha
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#46  Edited By Zer0_graves
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if she gets preggo, call the falcon he has a solution.









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#47  Edited By xplodedd

can we drop this thread now?

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#48  Edited By Emilio
xplodedd said:
"can we drop this thread now?"
Why? :(
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#49  Edited By xplodedd

there is not really a point to it... i mean do whatever you'd like but this is a videogame website, not relationship support

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#50  Edited By Rowr
xplodedd said:
"there is not really a point to it... i mean do whatever you'd like but this is a videogame website, not relationship support"

yeh we can probably drop it now.

These are always good for at least a few pages of random bs.