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#1 Edited by AlisterCat (7231 posts) -

This evening I opened up photoshop, started doing my daily design thing. Had a couple of T-Shirt ideas and was thinking about Giant Bomb when Hardcore Dave popped up in my browser (not of his own accord, of course). This was probably spurred on by the conversation Dave and Garry had on Thursday Night Tested, and the young_snide twitter account, and I thought it might be fun to put in things that Dave has said, either direct quotes or paraphrasing. So, people of Giant Bomb, what are some funny/stupid things Dave has said?

Want to make your own?

It's easy. Vager made a script where you can just type out whatever text you want, and MisterChief has made an easy to use form. Head on over to http://hardcoredave.com/, type what you want Dave to say and hit generate.

Whiskey Media will print a T-Shirt with the best 'Hardcore Dave says' quote, so what are you waiting for!? Details: https://twitter.com/#!/whiskeymedia/status/109016934099591169

If you need inspiration: http://www.bluesnews.com/cgi-bin/board.pl?action=userinfo&user=8493

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#2 Posted by kingzetta (4497 posts) -

new meme 
*thumbs up*

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#3 Posted by mnzy (3044 posts) -

a true gamer may play dungeon seige, but a true gamer would never like dungeon seige

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#4 Posted by swamplord666 (1816 posts) -

i approve of this meme

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#5 Posted by Mikemcn (8136 posts) -

The last one kills me on the inside.

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#6 Posted by Dany (8018 posts) -

@mnzy said:

a true gamer may play dungeon seige, but a true gamer would never like dungeon seige

that qoute is fantastic.

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#7 Posted by CashBailey (807 posts) -

Whatever Hardcore Dave says, I listen.

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#8 Posted by TheGreatGuero (8881 posts) -

KOTOR is the death of the RPG? Screw that guy! I hope he gets glaucoma!

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#9 Posted by AlisterCat (7231 posts) -

@mnzy said:

a true gamer may play dungeon seige, but a true gamer would never like dungeon seige

I might have to do that one quick. Garry nearly wet himself when he heard that.

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#10 Posted by EquitasInvictus (2079 posts) -

So Hardcore Dave and Young Snide are synonymous now?

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#11 Posted by AlisterCat (7231 posts) -

@EquitasInvictus: Well, he was young when the picture was taken. Just imagine that stern face sitting behind the keyboard typing those things.

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#12 Posted by Mikemcn (8136 posts) -

@TheGreatGuero said:

KOTOR is the death of the RPG? Screw that guy! I hope he gets glaucoma!

Its terrible, i know, but lets not get hasty. I didn't know Dave was one of them.

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#13 Posted by JammyJesus (774 posts) -

It is Young Dave, not Hardcore Dave.

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#14 Posted by Ub3rSlug (154 posts) -

These are fantastic! If the right quote comes out, I'll have it the background on my computer.

Keep it up the great work, AlisterCat!

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#15 Posted by AlisterCat (7231 posts) -

@JammyJesus said:

It is Young Dave, not Hardcore Dave.

Dave was young when he was hardcore, and hardcore when he was young. They are one and the same. I think they talked about this on the live stream.

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#16 Posted by AlisterCat (7231 posts) -

@Dany said:

@mnzy said:

a true gamer may play dungeon seige, but a true gamer would never like dungeon seige

that qoute is fantastic.

Added that one to the bottom of my post, check it out.

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#17 Posted by deathstriker666 (1349 posts) -
@AlisterCat said:

@Dany said:

@mnzy said:

a true gamer may play dungeon seige, but a true gamer would never like dungeon seige

that qoute is fantastic.

Added that one to the bottom of my post, check it out.

Fucking love it. The colors and the qoute
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#18 Posted by Gamer_152 (14471 posts) -

Oh, that Dungeon Siege quote still gets me, definitely the best one of the lot.

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#19 Edited by AlisterCat (7231 posts) -

@Gamer_152: young dave had a lot of wild opinions, but that one is pretty forceful. The KOTOR stuff is more controversial, but I see his point. Also, he still believes them.

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#20 Edited by vager (1677 posts) -

I coded a little something where peeps can make their own images easily.

Just go here: http://www.vager.net/davesays/dave.php?text= then type what ever you want at the end of the url and press enter. Example: http://www.vager.net/davesays/dave.php?text="I'mma be a Super Star!"

If you want to right click save as, make sure the extension is .png not .php.

Throwing the url in an image tag works too:

Unfortunately, I haven't gotten the handle on centering the word wrapping, so it'll look weird if the text is longer then one line.

Edit: Fixed centering issue.

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#21 Edited by Mr_Skeleton (5195 posts) -

Edit: Forgot to say I love your posters.

@Vager:

It works!

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I feel like I'm abusing the power that was given to me, probably should have listened to uncle Ben...

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#22 Posted by Hoffafiles (337 posts) -

Love this

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#23 Posted by recroulette (5424 posts) -

God I love your posters.

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#24 Posted by Skullo (689 posts) -

OH MY GOD. I APPROVE OF THIS WHOLE HEARTLY.
 
YAY!

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#25 Posted by Tsoglani (595 posts) -

I wouldn't print a shirt that spelled SIEGE wrong...

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#26 Posted by ajamafalous (13309 posts) -

Man, that fucking drawing is great.

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#27 Posted by Mento (3698 posts) -

Rest of thread is for people abusing this wonderful artwork. I feel like I'm spraypainting over the Mona Lisa.

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#28 Posted by Mars_Cleric (1649 posts) -

greatest thread ever, today

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#29 Posted by MezZa (2500 posts) -

These are amazing

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#30 Posted by PillClinton (3505 posts) -

I'd buy all those shirts.

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#31 Edited by Subjugation (4959 posts) -

I expect great things from this thread.

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#32 Posted by Young_Scott (125 posts) -
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Actual quote from HERE

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#34 Posted by vager (1677 posts) -

Fixed the centering problem!

God, that was the most math I've ever put into a script...

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#35 Posted by Vexxan (4632 posts) -

Put them on posters and I'd fucking decorate my room with those.

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#36 Posted by mnzy (3044 posts) -
@Tsoglani said:
I wouldn't print a shirt that spelled SIEGE wrong...
Well, direct quote...
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#37 Posted by artofwar420 (6904 posts) -

This is amazing.

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#38 Posted by Dingofighter (1874 posts) -

Motivational poster:

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#40 Posted by Fei (222 posts) -

 
Source: http://www.bluesnews.com/cgi-bin/board.pl?action=userinfo&user=8493&history=580

    
   
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#41 Edited by AlisterCat (7231 posts) -

@Tsoglani said:

I wouldn't print a shirt that spelled SIEGE wrong...

That was a quote Dave posted on a forum like 10+ years ago (I said ten, it's more like 6 or 7). It was copy pasted but from this thread not the direct source.

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#43 Posted by Yanngc33 (4551 posts) -

Put that on a t-shirt and I'll buy it

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#44 Edited by ShadowVirus (849 posts) -
@EquitasInvictus said:

So Hardcore Dave and Young Snide are synonymous now?

Sounds like a good idea for a website. 
 
www.davedavedave.cu.cc/ perhaps? 
 
(I'm not as hardcore as Dave to spend money on a .com domain)
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#45 Posted by AlisterCat (7231 posts) -

@ShadowVirus: I'd say the middle one is hobo dave or fisherman dave.

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#47 Posted by ShadowVirus (849 posts) -
@AlisterCat: Yeah, finding good pictures of Dave is hard.
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#48 Posted by KillyDarko (1991 posts) -
@mnzy said:

a true gamer may play dungeon siege, but a true gamer would never like dungeon siege

True, that.
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#49 Posted by Atlas (2575 posts) -

"I knew a guy who was a Banana Man"

- From the Rocket Riot Quick Look

"Oh god..."

- From every quick look in which he is playing

"I'm ready to dance!"

- From the Just Dance quick look

"I'm sitting here in my automobile, and I have Cool Baby with me!"

- From the Whiskey Media Happy Hour when Dave plays GT5 while sitting in/on a BMW

"That's a rift in your soul."

- From the Mount&Blade: Warband quick look

"Fish don't have hands, but they can still swim."

- From Episode One of Star Trek Online: Set Phasers to Fun

GET TO IT!

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#50 Posted by AlisterCat (7231 posts) -

@Atlas: Read the first post, you can make them yourself