Hardcore Dave says...

I believe this is where it's from...

@Atlas said:

"Fish don't have hands, but they can still swim."

- From Episode One of Star Trek Online: Set Phasers to Fun

God damn. It's weird seeing as how Dave's personality now seems pretty alright, yet he was pretty much a internet crazy back then. Makes you think how some of more interesting personalities you find on forums will turn out ten years from now.

This is probably the best thread I've seen in weeks.

@Vager said:

Fixed the centering problem!

God, that was the most math I've ever put into a script...

/thread

Is this just image spam? I hope not.

Can you add hipster glasses and maybe a scarf? It just too empty where Dave's eyes should be. Besides, Hipster Dave sounds pretty awesome.

@AlisterCat said:

Is this just image spam? I hope not.

I'm putting that on a shirt.

I want a shirt with this! DO IT!

@rjayb89: I agree, but I just created him as he is. He'd look weird in this form with facial features so I left it blank.

@AlisterCat said:

@rjayb89: I agree, but I just created him as he is. He'd look weird in this form with facial features so I left it blank.

It's awesome the way it is, nonetheless.

I would pay for a shirt in a heart beat if GB approved these and were selling them...

@Strife777said:

I want a shirt with this! DO IT!

@Khadynsaid:

I would pay for a shirt in a heart beat if GB approved these and were selling them...

@100_Hertz said:

I'd buy all those shirts.

@Yanngc33 said:

Put that on a t-shirt and I'll buy it

If you want a shirt let Daniel know, he's looking for ideas in the mechandise thread. I seriously doubt they'd print these though.

Vager sent me the script and I made a couple of changes so that you can generate images from the page itself.  

http://www.vager.net/davesays/

@punkxblaze said:

Fuck yes.

I want this fucking shirt! Someone get on making this a real thing.

I'm personally really invested into "I don't build websites for pussies".

@AlisterCat said:

If you want a shirt let Daniel know, he's looking for ideas in the mechandise thread. I seriously doubt they'd print these though.

I don't think these would fit on a shirt, but will definitely work as posters. I'd pay for a "Best of Hardcore Dave" poster collection! Especially if it came with a collectable sleeveless shirt (I'll go update my post in the merchandise suggestion thread with this idea.)

Also, congratulations! This thread is the third result on Google when you search for "Hardcore Dave" (at least for me!)

Rewatched the Endurance Run episode with Dave in it for quote material. Here's the best ones I could find:

Also, congratulations! This thread is the third result on Google when you search for "Hardcore Dave" (at least for me!)

@Ub3rSlug said:

Also, congratulations! This thread is the third result on Google when you search for "Hardcore Dave" (at least for me!)

You should try google image search. Remember to turn safe search off first!

@Sjupp said:

This is a fucking goldmine!

I kinda feel like this going too far...

I see new T-Shirts.

I demand new T-Shirts of Hardcore Dave.

Did some CSS styling on the form for the heck of it: http://www.vager.net/davesays/

Heh, did not think I would be able to embed that.

@MisterChief: @Vager: You guys have gone above and beyond, especially for a stupid idea I had on a saturday evening. Thank you, that is amazing.

@Ub3rSlug said:

@AlisterCat said:

If you want a shirt let Daniel know, he's looking for ideas in the mechandise thread. I seriously doubt they'd print these though.

I don't think these would fit on a shirt, but will definitely work as posters. I'd pay for a "Best of Hardcore Dave" poster collection! Especially if it came with a collectable sleeveless shirt (I'll go update my post in the merchandise suggestion thread with this idea.)

Also, congratulations! This thread is the third result on Google when you search for "Hardcore Dave" (at least for me!)

I was saying that based on what people wanted. I didn't design this with the intention of prints or anything. I hadn't thought about it.

I would be way too scared to type 'hardcore dave in to google'. Safe search... needs to be on.

MisterChief added support for multiple background colors!

@AlisterCat: No trouble at all. It's pretty damn fun working on a single use webpage.

Oh god this is brilliant! I want a huge hi res poster on my wall with that Dungeon Siege quote right now!

this is amazing....can we have one for Pulling a Brad, too? :)

@Overwatch said:

Oh god this is brilliant! I want a huge hi res poster on my wall with that Dungeon Siege quote right now!

Seconded!

Good gosh these are awesome... thank you thank you thank you!

Win is happening.

@SpikeSpiegel said:

@Overwatch said:

Oh god this is brilliant! I want a huge hi res poster on my wall with that Dungeon Siege quote right now!

Seconded!

@Doctorchimp said:

How in the world is whiskey media not selling these as posters?

Like I said earlier, Daniel is looking for suggestions for Whiskey Merchandise, the thread should be below this one. If you want it tell him. I don't know why you'd want it though.

Daniel,

Warm up those presses.

From Dave's twitter feed (I might have sent him this thread)

Oh I love this so much.

This is the best thing I have seen in a while, I would also totally buy almost any of those shirts.

Love this! Keep 'em coming.

I really don't see any way we can't make posters of these, right?

I think my all time favorite (for some reason) is the very first one that says "Fuck Brad, two dollars!" If only because it reminded me of the totally awesome Price is Right Quick Look.

@Daniel said:

I really don't see any way we can't make posters of these, right?

Could always print them on to Dave's used vests from the gym and sell them for $500 each.

@Sarumarine said:

I think my all time favorite (for some reason) is the very first one that says "Fuck Brad, two dollars!" If only because it reminded me of the totally awesome Price is Right Quick Look.

My thoughts exactly. It's the first one I thought of because I love that quicklook. If you haven't seen it, go watch it people.

I was going to make one, but now there is absolutely no point now XD  
 
@Vager said:

These are amazing.

@Vager: I like the one he posted on bluesnews. Also, great job on the multiple colours though it is oddly slow to load.