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#51 Posted by iLuzZion (1 posts) -
@JellyFish_Gsus:

I went to support your sister too ;)
#52 Posted by Metal_Mills (2996 posts) -

 Yep. Amazing experience and a ton of fun. The strippers were way hotter than I thought, 2 of them were just...wow. I was kinda iffy going at first, then in there I was really nervous getting up and close to the girls but when I realized everyone there is there for the same thing and getting boobs in your face is one of the best things in life I relaxed and enjoyed it.

You can end up spending a LOT though. Totally worth it though in my opinion as it was a great night.

@Gregomasta
said:

"@MB said:

" I dated a stripper for awhile. It sounds like a good time, but trust me, it isn't. After about a month it turned into a living nightmare. "

Dude, MB, strippers are NOT girlfriend material, not introduce to your friends material, not see where this goes material......I'm sure you know this now and are wiser for it.  Yes, twice, back when I was also throwing away money on large amounts of drugs.  Spent $150 one night and I didn't even get my dick sucked, now that's some bullshit.  Don't waste your time nor money on strippers gentleman, unless you want to be one of THOSE guys or you are a big time rapper. "

Yeah one of THOSE guys who likes hot women and some fun with mates. What weirdo's. You're acting like it's a brothel.
#53 Posted by EVO (3906 posts) -

Yeah, one Christmas me and some work friends skipped a Christmas party and went this seedy little strip club called Hosies instead. We walked in there and were immediately greeted with vag. We ordered a beer, watched a show, then bailed.

#54 Posted by teh_destroyer (3566 posts) -

I have never been to one, I have tried once or twice over the past couple of years but never got around to it.

#55 Posted by Alex_Murphy (1184 posts) -

I've had some friends that have gone to strip clubs, but I've never gone and don't plan to.
A woman acting like she likes me just to get my money doesn't make me want to open my wallet, it makes me want to strangle her.

#56 Posted by Gizmo (5389 posts) -

I went to a strip club once, but my cousin Roman interrupted me and asked me if he wanted to go bowling.

#57 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -

No. It all seems very grimy.

#58 Posted by Kou_Leifoh (1891 posts) -
@HandsomeDead said:
" No. It all seems very grimy. "
ARE YOU NEVER HAPPY?????
#59 Posted by masternater27 (918 posts) -
@Warfare said:
"  Yes to Deja Vu.   "
in Tacoma?
#60 Posted by Soap (3589 posts) -

I'd never go to a strip club, only because it's so fucking depressing having some woman desperate for money pretending to enjoy dancing almost naked for total strangers.

#61 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -
@Kou_Leifoh said:
" @HandsomeDead said:
" No. It all seems very grimy. "
ARE YOU NEVER HAPPY????? "
Why do you keep asking?
#62 Posted by Karmum (11519 posts) -

I have not. Don't plan on it either.

#63 Posted by Meltbrain (2970 posts) -

No, I nearly did though. I knew a guy who was having a birthday bash at a strip club but I couldn't go for some reason or other, I didn't know the guy that well anyways. I'd definitely like to go to a Strip Club at some point though, if nothing else just for the experience.

#64 Posted by MegaZombeh (3 posts) -

 
Im Lucas Simms,town pervert,and stripper too,when the need arrises.
 
And yes,i have been at a strip club.

#65 Posted by Red12b (9084 posts) -

Heh, Heh,\  
 
 
 
When I turned 18 my workmates, Brilliant that they are, shouted me an escort. 
 
 
Best fucking gift ever, 
 
 
Literally.
#66 Posted by RichardLOlson (1852 posts) -

Yea I've gone to a tittie bar several times.  Now after having a chick grind all over your cock, you need to release some tension...so I call over one of my booty calls and get some release.
 
   But yeah I do go from time to time.

#67 Posted by the_stig (234 posts) -
@MB said:
" I dated a stripper for awhile. It sounds like a good time, but trust me, it isn't. After about a month it turned into a living nightmare. "

The same thing happened to me.  Plus she was addicted to oxy so it had to end.

I have been to quite a few in my time.  I have even seen a few porn stars perform.  With the highlight being Jenna Jameson and the worst had to be Marey Carey who looked like a drunken fool on stage.

#68 Edited by PenguinDust (12511 posts) -

Sure, lots of times when I was younger.  Before the internet, it was the easiest way to see a naked girl.  But, it's been more than a decade since my last visit.  I'm not any greater a prude than I was in my youth.  It's just that I no long have any desire to spend the type of money it takes to hold a working girl's attention when I know I am just a customer.  It's not love or sex, it's just business and once you realize that, the clubs can be very cold and impersonal.  I think the girls have a right to perform and I hold no judgment towards anyone who visits them.  After all, everyone has a right to earn a living and they do provide a substitute, albeit a phony one, for romantic human interaction.

#69 Posted by Hockeymask27 (3683 posts) -
@Lowbrow said:
" Yep.   Montreal has some incredibly hot strippers, I  will admit, but by and large strip clubs aren't really my type of place.   The drinks are WAY too expensive, leering at women seems a tiny bit wrong to me, and most of the dudes in there are business men old enough to be my father, who are also leering at women.  You really have to be in the right mood for it.  At least, that's the way I feel about em. "
Ya ive only gone twice and felt kind weird  after not my thing.
#70 Posted by xLIBERTYxPRIMEx (45 posts) -

Me and a couple friends went to the Golden Nugget in Panama City, Florida once. I was drunk... Still wasn't worth the money. But the jokes my bro dished out at the stripper made it worth while... O the memories    :)
#71 Posted by Azteck (7449 posts) -

Honestly. I don't even fancy the idea. It's just so unreal anyway.

#72 Posted by TheTerrifyer (163 posts) -

i used to go a lot when i was a trainee chef. looking back it maybe wasn't the best idea i ever had.

#73 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -

I'm of age and everything, but I've heard enough stories to put me off the idea, if I wasn't off the idea enough as it was.

#74 Posted by Meptron (1079 posts) -

Yes I've been. They're pretty sleazy. But it's a necessary part of many bachelor parties. Don't say you'll never go, because when your friends start getting married it might be unavoidable?

#75 Posted by Xeiphyer (5604 posts) -

Yeah ive gone a few times, huge money pit though.. $15 drinks and a 2 drink minimum?! Plus $10 cover. Retarded, My girlfriend has great big boobies, so I don't plan on going again any time soon haha. 
 
In the words of Robin Williams: "Why go out for milk when you've got perfectly good jugs at home" =P

#76 Posted by eroticfishcake (7786 posts) -
@Claude said:

" In the days of youth and stupidity, I used to frequent a strip club while in the Navy. It also happened to be the closest bar to my ship's pier. Hundreds of times, I even knew the girls' names. I found the error of my ways and haven't been to one in over 23 years, well, except for a couple of bachelor parties in the early 90's. "

  
  From now on when I see you I'm gonna think of this...
@Kou_Leifoh said:
" @HandsomeDead said:
" No. It all seems very grimy. "
ARE YOU NEVER HAPPY????? "

He's perfectly happy in his own misery!
 
Have I? Nah, hitting twenty soon and I still don't plan to. I just don't care for them.
#77 Posted by Warfare (1634 posts) -
@masternater27 said:

" @Warfare said:

"  Yes to Deja Vu.   "
in Tacoma? "
 San Diego.    
Online
#78 Posted by Subject2Change (2966 posts) -

Actually going to one this weekend, going to Philly with 2 friends and plan is bars, strip clubs and then MAGIC THE GATHERING the next day. God it's great being a nerd, but not a complete nerd.

#79 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -
@eroticfishcake: Sadly, that song was still around in '83. I always joked that it inspired me to join the Navy. The ship in the video was almost like my ship.
 
 Where's the Seaman?
#80 Posted by eroticfishcake (7786 posts) -
@Claude said:
" @eroticfishcake: Sadly, that song was still around in '83. I always joked that it inspired me to join the Navy. The ship in the video was almost like my ship.
 
 Where's the Seaman?
"
" Long, hard and full of seamen." Ahahaha...
 
Is that cruiser? Or a dreadnaught? I've never been good with naval terms except the fact that I know the difference between a ship and a boat.
#81 Posted by Everyones_A_Critic (6298 posts) -

I'm 17, but I plan to go when I'm 18. It just seems like a rite of passage at this point.

#82 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -
@eroticfishcake said:
" @Claude said:
" @eroticfishcake: Sadly, that song was still around in '83. I always joked that it inspired me to join the Navy. The ship in the video was almost like my ship.


" Long, hard and full of seamen." Ahahaha...  Is that cruiser? Or a dreadnaught? I've never been good with naval terms except the fact that I know the difference between a ship and a boat. "
That's a Fast Frigate, Garcia Class. Smaller than a destroyer, it was an anti-submarine ship.
#83 Posted by Druminator (1678 posts) -

i would but the clubs in my city are well... not very pleasant.

#84 Posted by wrecks (2254 posts) -

Of course I have, I am an adult heterosexual male. It's an experience best served in extreme moderation, but an experience none the less. Worth it at the very least once in your lifetime. 

#85 Posted by Damian (1538 posts) -

I've been to plenty. Even took my girl a few times. Some are scummy and make you regret ever stepping foot in the joint. Others are a really good time if you go with friends and have some money burning holes in your pocket. All in all, they're alright for some occasions. The best strip clubs of course consist of hot women, but the key difference is the DJ. If the DJ sucks, so will the club.

#86 Posted by ververdan0226 (1573 posts) -

Nope. Don't plan on it either.

#87 Posted by belaraphon (451 posts) -

i've been on a few bachelor parties that went into strip clubs. i didn't find them very enjoyable but the women there are usually pretty good looking. expensive =/

#88 Posted by nrain (1274 posts) -

I've been 18 for a few months, but I haven't been to one yet and it's unlikely i will.

#89 Posted by foggel (2763 posts) -

There are no legal strip clubs in Norway, so no.. haven't really been on my to do list while traveling either.

#90 Posted by yakov456 (1908 posts) -

I have better things to spend my money on. Some dumb whore isn't getting my scratch.

#91 Posted by skrutop (3615 posts) -

I went to one in Vegas last weekend for my bachelor party.  
 
Pros: I didn't pay for anything, got first pick of all my friends, strippers seem to want you to touch them more when you're getting married for some reason.
 
Cons: Douchbag central, smell like stripper the next day, they talk your ear off about themselves like you actually care.

#92 Posted by FlamingHobo (4483 posts) -

I'm 14, turning 15. So, no I haven't and I don't feel like I'm missing much.

#93 Edited by Hot_Karl (3309 posts) -

Sorry that I'm resurrecting this thread, but I figured I'd give my input. Last night I went from watching Alice in Wonderland to having some girl shove her breasts in my face (literally) some 2 hours later. Including the movie, the whole night was completely unplanned. 
 
I spent more than I would've liked, but it was an amazing time. I never really get to hang with my guy friends all that much, so it was cool to just shoot the shit and look at some boobies at the same time.  I'll probably go again sometime, when I have more money to blow.

#94 Posted by ryoma122 (699 posts) -

i went to one for a friends bachilar party and with in half an hour i was barred lol

#95 Posted by SirPsychoSexy (1329 posts) -
@VinceNotVance said:
" Sorry that I'm resurrecting this thread, but I figured I'd give my input. Last night I went from watching Alice in Wonderland to having some girl shove her breasts in my face (literally) some 2 hours later. Including the movie, the whole night was completely unplanned.  I spent more than I would've liked, but it was an amazing time. I never really get to hang with my guy friends all that much, so it was cool to just shoot the shit and look at some boobies at the same time.  I'll probably go again sometime, when I have more money to blow. "
Cool story Vance, I have never been, then again most of my friends aren't 18 yet so probably soon!
#96 Posted by DragoonKain1687 (702 posts) -

Yeaaaahhhh ............... No. 
 
Not any need to go really.

#97 Posted by Whisperkill (2969 posts) -

nope, 17

#98 Posted by skywing (1153 posts) -

I have not no, hopefully one day.  But not today.

#99 Posted by Semition (731 posts) -

Nope. I'll probably never go.

#100 Posted by Dragon_Fire (368 posts) -

16 can't but will try when I'm 18. Maybe?