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#1 Edited by Aegon (5398 posts) -

Don't lie to me, of course you have! Gimme your best guesses of what some celebrities/ famous people smell like. It can even be internet celebs like our beloved bomb crew! I'll go with someone that I'm a huge fan of and someone that's...interesting.

Michael Jackson - Vanilla

Nicolas Cage - A lot of Ax body spray. Not necessarily Ax, it just smells like it.

Note: I am fully aware of how creepy this thread is.

#2 Posted by JasonR86 (9605 posts) -

Good Lord.

#3 Posted by Evikull (60 posts) -

Surely Michael Jackson would smell like rotting flesh?

#4 Posted by Hailinel (23871 posts) -

It's a creepy poll thread without the poll.

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#5 Posted by Aegon (5398 posts) -

@Evikull said:

Surely Michael Jackson would smell like rotting flesh?

Don't call me surely, and surely I'm speaking of living MJ.

@Hailinel said:

It's a creepy poll thread without the poll.

The title is redundant. Read the first post for the real deal.

#6 Posted by Hailinel (23871 posts) -
@Aegon The post itself doesn't help your case.
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#7 Posted by Slag (3995 posts) -

no I haven't actually.

why do you?

#8 Posted by Hunter5024 (5537 posts) -

I bet Michael Jackson used to smell like chocolate though.

#9 Posted by nerdsbeware (223 posts) -

No. Can't say I have.

#10 Posted by Aegon (5398 posts) -

@Hunter5024 said:

I bet Michael Jackson used to smell like chocolate though.

That was actually pretty funny.

#11 Posted by laserbolts (5311 posts) -

No I have never done that.

#12 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3050 posts) -

Nope.

#13 Posted by Blackout62 (1328 posts) -

Well I don't know about real celebrities but I can tell you right now that Brad, Drew, and Tested.com's Will & Norm smell normal.

#14 Posted by Milkman (16522 posts) -

I have it on good authority that The Rock smells like Hawaiian Punch.

#15 Posted by Aegon (5398 posts) -

@Milkman said:

I have it on good authority that The Rock smells like Hawaiian Punch.

Naturally, yes, but artificially, we can only guess.

#16 Posted by Animasta (14648 posts) -

just because you acknowledge the creepiness doesn't make it okay.

#17 Posted by SSully (4125 posts) -

Alright, people are trying way to hard on these weird threads now.

#18 Edited by Counterclockwork87 (598 posts) -

Working in the film industry and having met countless famous people I can assure you that, yes indeed, they smell like normal people.

#19 Posted by Aegon (5398 posts) -

@Animasta said:

just because you acknowledge the creepiness doesn't make it okay.

Doesn't it? DOESN'T IT?!!??!

#20 Edited by SirOptimusPrime (1945 posts) -

No.

The fuck, man?

#21 Posted by TheSlothKing (329 posts) -

The Cage smells like honey not Ax. ALL HAIL THE CAGE!

#22 Posted by believer258 (11629 posts) -

What? Fuck! No!

#23 Posted by Aegon (5398 posts) -

@Counterclockwork87 said:

Working in the film industry and having met countless famous people I can assure you that, yes indeed, they smell like normal people.

What do yo do?

#24 Posted by eskimo (473 posts) -

All the best things smell like old leather

#25 Posted by living4theday258 (678 posts) -

no, why?

#26 Posted by forkboy (1115 posts) -

I clearly made an error when I just assumed that famous people would smell much the same as ordinary folk. Not that it's much near the top of my list of things I'd like to know, my sense of smell is appalling anyway

#27 Posted by Counterclockwork87 (598 posts) -

@Aegon said:

@Counterclockwork87 said:

Working in the film industry and having met countless famous people I can assure you that, yes indeed, they smell like normal people.

What do yo do?

I've worked as a production assistant for movies and tv shows and as an assistant director on smaller things...I now work for the music TV channel (it's a famous one, just reluctant to name my employer on a message board) as a Coordinator of original content, so big name musicians are always around...and everyone has smelled like a normal person outside the normal sweaty smell that everyone gets when working under hot lights for 12 hours.

#28 Posted by BraveToaster (12590 posts) -

A human smells like a human... who would've thunk it?

#29 Posted by Guided_By_Tigers (8061 posts) -

Lol what the hell? No.

#30 Posted by wrecks (2210 posts) -

Never.

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#31 Posted by Miketakon (513 posts) -

Kristen Stewart probably smells like cigs and bolonga.

#32 Posted by EVO (3864 posts) -

No, but I've thought about the Queen taking a shit.

#33 Posted by Cloudenvy (5891 posts) -

Never.

#34 Posted by Sploder (917 posts) -
@Milkman said:
I have it on good authority that The Rock smells like Hawaiian Punch.
Today I woke up and realised Jeremy Renner hates Hawaiian Punch.
#35 Posted by N7 (3573 posts) -

@Aegon said:

@Counterclockwork87 said:

Working in the film industry and having met countless famous people I can assure you that, yes indeed, they smell like normal people.

What do yo do?

He smells famous people, of course.

#36 Posted by buzz_clik (6908 posts) -
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#37 Posted by DoctorTran (1544 posts) -

Jim Gaffigan smells like piña colada.

#38 Posted by Catarrhal (820 posts) -

I've never understood people who are obsessed with smelling things. Almost always, if a smell is strong enough for me to notice, I consider it offensive.

#39 Posted by Vexxan (4615 posts) -

No because I'm a sane person.

#40 Posted by A_Talking_Donkey (262 posts) -

I bet Karen O smells like hot sticky lady sweat, mmmmmm.

#41 Posted by Sursh (243 posts) -

Not until now.

My mind suggests Sean Connery--I believe he smells of Foreign meat.

#42 Posted by Questionable (619 posts) -

Ushijima's armpits hnnngh...

#43 Posted by AlexanderSheen (4929 posts) -

No, not until now. But if I have to make a guess, I would say Hikasa Youko smells soothing.

The fuck am I even saying!? Sometimes the weirdo threads just pull me in and make me say something equally weird, creepy and stupid. Crap!

@Cloudenvy said:

Never.

Maybe?

#44 Posted by Xpgamer7 (2376 posts) -

And in this thread...

#45 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (6078 posts) -

So this is what you Americans do all day? Pondering the smell of celebrities, brilliant!

#46 Edited by Godlyawesomeguy (6385 posts) -

Okay, this crosses the creepy line that people have been balancing on for quite some time now. To answer your question, No, I've never thought about that because who in the fuck thinks about celebrities that much? Or at all, really.

#47 Posted by falserelic (5324 posts) -

Just wow....

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#49 Posted by falling_fast (2183 posts) -

@SirOptimusPrime said:

No.

The fuck, man?

#50 Posted by oldenglishC (922 posts) -

No, but I have pondered wearing their skin as a lovely summer outfit.