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#1 Posted by el_stork (65 posts) -

I have.

#2 Posted by JonathanAshleyMoore (283 posts) -

Thank you. Seriously.

#3 Posted by Cloudenvy (5891 posts) -

I have not.

#4 Posted by ArtisanBreads (3993 posts) -

For sure. Bathroom work breaks man.

#5 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

I don't even remember the last time I was near a toilet.

#6 Posted by Grilledcheez (3957 posts) -

I was like half asleep after a few too many BREWS.

#7 Posted by Imsorrymsjackson (850 posts) -

Have you ever stayed on a forum so long that the threads become so weird and pointless you fell asleep?

#8 Posted by believer258 (12189 posts) -

I used to. Then I realized that 30 minute shits to avoid work are a waste of time.

#9 Posted by donfonzie (206 posts) -

I used to read books/comics while in the toilet so i have, but stopped when i learned thats how you develop Haemorrhoids (piles).

#10 Posted by deano546 (184 posts) -

Basically every time I go (Crohn's disease isn't fun).

#11 Posted by Funkydupe (3321 posts) -

What dinner meals have you prepared in the bathroom lately?

#12 Edited by CaLe (4052 posts) -

No I haven't because my feet are important apparatus and I need them to traverse various obstacles. If I am in the middle of a resting period, whether it involves defecating or not, I make sure to stimulate the feet apparatus. Gravity acts in such a way that it pulls the blood towards those special appendages. It is often the case that blood cannot achieve escape velocity and make its way back up to center mass. I don't have any certain rules to live by, or even a guiding principle which I hold dear to my heart, but even I know that blood stimulation is an important part of what it means to be a living creature on a gravity-laden planet such as this one.

#13 Posted by TobbRobb (4843 posts) -

Yes I have, and it was the greatest. Reading way too long on the toilet is a privilege of being home alone a lot.

#14 Posted by isomeri (1416 posts) -

I've fallen asleep/passed out on the toilet. So yes.

#15 Posted by NakAttack (1292 posts) -

Yep. taco shits.

#16 Posted by RazielCuts (2987 posts) -

Why is this not a poll? (no, I get in and get out. Also, well done)

#17 Posted by AlexanderSheen (5090 posts) -

No.

#18 Posted by NegativeCero (3039 posts) -

No, and I hope I never do.

#19 Posted by Warfare (1642 posts) -

No i have not.

#20 Posted by FunkasaurasRex (847 posts) -

@believer258 said:

I used to. Then I realized that 30 minute shits to avoid work are a waste of time.

For you maybe.

#21 Posted by cyraxible (694 posts) -

Yes. Love to read on the toilet.

Shame you didn't make this a poll. I need hard numbers on this.

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#22 Edited by beeftothetaco (426 posts) -

No, but I'VE fallen asleep on the toilet.

#23 Posted by TheSouthernDandy (3924 posts) -

Yes. And also I've fallen asleep on the toilet. At work.

#24 Posted by crusader8463 (14429 posts) -

Yup. When I used to read a book, magazine or play a game when on the shitter I would get focused on what I was doing and forget that I had stopped needing to poop and just be sitting there. The burning/numbing feeling that creeps up your leg when that happens is always what jars me out of it and makes me realize I need to get up.

#25 Posted by NegativeCero (3039 posts) -

@beeftothetaco said:

No, but I'VE fallen asleep on the toilet.

@isomeri said:

I've fallen asleep/passed out on the toilet. So yes.

Was alcohol involved? How does this happen?

#26 Posted by CaLe (4052 posts) -

Oh I totally forgot. I have fallen asleep on both of my arms and woke up thinking they were completely paralyzed. I couldn't move my arms at all and literally thought I had killed them by cutting the blood supply. It took a couple of minutes but they eventually started working again. Damn that was such a weird/scary thing that happened to me.

#27 Posted by wrecks (2318 posts) -

No, you are doing it wrong.

#28 Posted by Sploder (917 posts) -

No I crept in, crapped, and then creeped out again.

#29 Posted by FearMyFlop (100 posts) -

Yes and I also used to leave wild indents on the top of my legs from my forearms.

#30 Posted by DeathByWaffle (652 posts) -

This happened to me a couple months ago, but I actually fell asleep before my feet did. I woke up 30 minutes later and my feet were absolutely numb. When I attempted to stand, I fell down immediately. It took me a couple minutes before I could walk properly again,

#32 Posted by matti00 (675 posts) -

@believer258 said:

I used to. Then I realized that 30 minute shits to avoid work are a waste of time.

I envy you.

#33 Edited by el_stork (65 posts) -

@cyraxible @RazielCuts

Due to popular request this thread is now available in poll form here.

edit: welp never mind

#34 Posted by Trace (3577 posts) -

...and I'm going to step in and say we have enough hard data on this topic as it is for a video game forum that doesn't exactly need to be discussing our defecation habits en masse.

Thanks, all. No, really, thanks.

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