Help Interpret my Fortune Cookie Fortune.

Got a pretty strange fortune today. Usually, it's some faux-Chinese-esque philosophical stuff, but this one happens to give me blunt instructions on how to get lucky. That said, this sounds like a pretty great instruction, but I'm not exactly sure what to do. Maybe it wants me to pre-order Saints Row IV instead of wasting my money on Steam Sales, but I'm not sure that's worth the extra luck this fortune promises. What do you think it means? Be creative!

Maybe it's telling you to watch The Color Purple?

Eat lots of eggplant.

Get a bag of Skittles and eat only the purple ones while drinking grape Kool-Aid and watching Barney. Of course my immediate though was exactly what Hailinel said.

Just focus on the color purple. Simples!

Join the dark side.

@mercury_infusion: you keep posting this dead link that says join the dark side... I dont like this one bit...

I just knew I had that feeling of being watched...