HELP PLEASE

hey guys im new to giant bomb and need help getting started

press start

Buttons other than Start will probably work fine also.

If you find yourself looking at a blank screen, try turning on your PC instead of pouring liquids in your monitor.

If your chosen browser walks away from you while trying to post on the forum it may in fact be a cat, Giantbomb is not compatible with most animals.

If you find symbols on the site eluding to Illuminati related activities please absorb their influence subliminally and continue browsing.

Apart from that have fun and welcome to the community!

silly you forgot to unpause, btw welcome to the shit hole.

I accidentally a mod.

Mandatory viewing material

What is vidya game?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2_Y7CxaZkI&list=PL3A8186976CC9159E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YtEv7YDAfo&list=PLB31B678786F8A938

Come back when you're done.

New Game

Load Game

Options

Options

What about credits?

Before you is a rustic wood cabin. It is marked with symbols of the founding ones. There is a faint glow in the window.

• North - Open Field
• East - Cabin Door
• South - Briar Patch
• West - Mountain Path

Welcome?

So are we saying there should be tutorial missions for new users?