So I come to Giantbomb for a mostly safe and welcoming environment to laugh and discuss any and all things. Little did I know that you people are actually trying to figure me out, to find out all there is to know about super2j. HOW DARE YOU, I take comfort in being an unknown stranger who sweeps into a thread says awesome things and then disappears, leaving all the people in the thread asking "who was that digitally handsome stranger" as they are wetting their pants in fear and or desire. I don't what this combination of answers will give you, xmas and my handwriting....maybe to steal my letter to Santa and ask him to make your corporation a "real" boy by giving him a letter to write with, well your wrong, no matter how much u want it to be, corporations are not people. Pizza and netflix? Maybe to figure out when im passed out in a fetal position of my own pizza covered body (protip: get a pizza and rub that grease all over your body. It gives at this unnatural shine that just says "mhmm gurlll, thats nasty") while watching dora the explorer on netflix, just so you can come in and steal a pen and paper to write to Santa with. God damn it Microsoft, you will NEVER be a real boy. You are only a real boy if you can trip and tragically fall to you death on a cliff, and no it does not work metaphorically for your stock price. And also, you realize microsoft, you call yourself a person but sell yourself....thats Prostitution. Oh my god, Microsoft, is that why you want my Santa letter? so you can stop whoring yourself out? I understand, you should have just come to me instead of trying to trick me on giantbomb, HAHAHAHA.
now people, I think me and microsoft are working things out, I just need to know if you are also being stalked on these threads, by who and why? Is it for christmas like me? or is it really different. You dont really need to justify the story with a screen cap of the forum, but it would make it a writing challenge to see you link what you see into a story.