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#1 Posted by super2j (1784 posts) -

So I come to Giantbomb for a mostly safe and welcoming environment to laugh and discuss any and all things. Little did I know that you people are actually trying to figure me out, to find out all there is to know about super2j. HOW DARE YOU, I take comfort in being an unknown stranger who sweeps into a thread says awesome things and then disappears, leaving all the people in the thread asking "who was that digitally handsome stranger" as they are wetting their pants in fear and or desire. I don't what this combination of answers will give you, xmas and my handwriting....maybe to steal my letter to Santa and ask him to make your corporation a "real" boy by giving him a letter to write with, well your wrong, no matter how much u want it to be, corporations are not people. Pizza and netflix? Maybe to figure out when im passed out in a fetal position of my own pizza covered body (protip: get a pizza and rub that grease all over your body. It gives at this unnatural shine that just says "mhmm gurlll, thats nasty") while watching dora the explorer on netflix, just so you can come in and steal a pen and paper to write to Santa with. God damn it Microsoft, you will NEVER be a real boy. You are only a real boy if you can trip and tragically fall to you death on a cliff, and no it does not work metaphorically for your stock price. And also, you realize microsoft, you call yourself a person but sell yourself....thats Prostitution. Oh my god, Microsoft, is that why you want my Santa letter? so you can stop whoring yourself out? I understand, you should have just come to me instead of trying to trick me on giantbomb, HAHAHAHA.

now people, I think me and microsoft are working things out, I just need to know if you are also being stalked on these threads, by who and why? Is it for christmas like me? or is it really different. You dont really need to justify the story with a screen cap of the forum, but it would make it a writing challenge to see you link what you see into a story.

#2 Posted by ArtisanBreads (3981 posts) -

*TURNS AND RUNS AWAY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE*

#3 Posted by TooWalrus (13256 posts) -

Because Hizang.

#4 Posted by Szlifier (512 posts) -

Please leave and get help.

#5 Posted by mattdragn (81 posts) -

Well I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition...

#6 Posted by Cloudenvy (5891 posts) -

@TooWalrus said:

Because Hizang.

It's true.

#7 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

Always remember that you are safe in my blogs. I'm not gonna ask you no dumb questions.

#8 Posted by believer258 (12180 posts) -

What the fuck?

#9 Posted by HistoryInRust (6397 posts) -

@believer258 said:

What the fuck?

#10 Posted by BaneFireLord (2957 posts) -
#11 Posted by gjedwards (102 posts) -

I blame communism.......and Hizang.

#12 Posted by Winternet (8052 posts) -

@TooWalrus said:

Because Hizang.

That's not really fair. You can say "Because Hizang" to basically everything out there in the Internet.

Anyway, yeah . . . flag.

#13 Posted by pyromagnestir (4339 posts) -

@Video_Game_King:

@Video_Game_King:

Have you ever wanted to terrorize a middle class family by pressing A a bunch?
#14 Posted by CaLe (4050 posts) -

At least it's not people asking for serious life or relationship advice. They are the worst.

#15 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7099 posts) -
@Cloudenvy

@TooWalrus said:

Because Hizang.

It's true.

Hey guys do you use a loofa in the shower? Do you put the seat up when you pee?
#16 Posted by connerthekewlkid (1843 posts) -

truly the reincarnation of hitmanagent47

#17 Posted by buft (3320 posts) -

yeah, the off topic forum is definitely there to make sure GB is fully covered for advertising...

#18 Posted by Hailinel (25205 posts) -

What.

#19 Posted by Bocam (3821 posts) -

@MariachiMacabre said:

@Cloudenvy

@TooWalrus said:

Because Hizang.

It's true.

Hey guys do you use a loofa in the shower? Do you put the seat up when you pee?

How many ass warts do you have?

#20 Posted by vikingdeath1 (1005 posts) -

Enjoyed.

#21 Posted by NoobSauceG7 (1253 posts) -

What?

#22 Posted by Sackmanjones (4761 posts) -

What is this?

#23 Posted by ajamafalous (12147 posts) -

10/10 would read again

#24 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@pyromagnestir said:

@Video_Game_King:

@Video_Game_King:

Have you ever wanted to terrorize a middle class family by pressing A a bunch?

This is a rhetorical question, given how much ass The Haunting sucks.

#25 Posted by TwoLines (2839 posts) -

What?

#26 Posted by EarlessShrimp (1668 posts) -

@TooWalrus said:

Because Hizang.

In all due fairness, Hizang is only the progenitor of two of those topics!

#27 Posted by falling_fast (2277 posts) -

I read that first post twice, and it still makes no sense whatsoever

#28 Posted by Fredchuckdave (6136 posts) -

@Video_Game_King: You're a dumb question.

#29 Posted by super2j (1784 posts) -

@vikingdeath1 said:

Enjoyed.

Im glad you enjoyed it.

#30 Posted by super2j (1784 posts) -

@TooWalrus said:

Because Hizang.

OHHHH, I get what "Hizang" is now.

#31 Posted by pyromagnestir (4339 posts) -

@Fredchuckdave said:

@Video_Game_King: You're a dumb question.

Yeah! And you're rhetorical!

...

#32 Posted by Animasta (14719 posts) -

ugh you use the black site gross

#33 Posted by laserbolts (5365 posts) -

I was just looking for pizza toppings suggestions. There is no more to it than that. Or is there?

#34 Posted by InternetCrab (1504 posts) -

Sorry, I'm just gonna... leave for a while...

#35 Posted by JackSukeru (5963 posts) -

@Animasta said:

ugh you use the black site gross

racist

#36 Posted by CaLe (4050 posts) -

@Animasta said:

ugh you use the black site gross

The very large majority of people using the site do. Dave said as much during one of the radio shows. I personally want all sites to be black as it's easier on the eyes.

#37 Posted by htr10 (351 posts) -

In the defense of the OP, people all called Charles Manson crazy, too. He sure showed them.

#38 Posted by super2j (1784 posts) -

@Animasta said:

ugh you use the black site gross

once you go black...ugh. I lost interest in saying that half way thru. Black is the new black....uhm... blacksploitation?

Internal monologue:I have no cool way to respond. Damn there is no way to recover... unless i cover up for my lacking by directly attacking this guy.

YOU RACIST!!!

#39 Posted by Fattony12000 (7559 posts) -

Yeah, Hizang is a real pest.

YA HEAR ME! YER DAMN PEST!

PEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

#40 Edited by Quebec_Classique (20 posts) -

@mattdragn said:

Well I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

Skip to 0:30 for the punchline.

#41 Posted by AssInAss (2741 posts) -

I learned that Microsoft is a prostitute. Very funny stream of consciousness (or drug trip?) you had there in OP.

#42 Posted by super2j (1784 posts) -

@Quebec_Classique said:

@mattdragn said:

Well I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

lol, good stuff.

#43 Posted by fuddles (82 posts) -

I'm glad I read this.

#44 Posted by Irvandus (2879 posts) -

This is like the ending of Mass Effect

#45 Posted by RawknRo11a (568 posts) -

crap! quick guys, act natural... I think he's on to us

#46 Posted by MarkWahlberg (4607 posts) -

Alas, we have reached the point where Off Topic has run out of things to talk about. Video games are the only thing we can consistently discuss, and even those don't keep the dialogue going as much as we'd like.

So maybe you guys should go outside or something.

#47 Posted by RazielCuts (2986 posts) -

How can I effectively market to you if I don't know you intimately and deeply?

#48 Posted by super2j (1784 posts) -

@AssInAss said:

I learned that Microsoft is a prostitute. Very funny stream of consciousness (or drug trip?) you had there in OP.

I dont do drugs, never. I just go an tangents very easily. Let me tell you what i did to get where I am today. I woke up, I wanted to check if the an item I had on raincheck came in, it did not. I then decided to check up GB, i saw the forum and decided i would make light of the fact that they are mostly questions about my person. I opened the thread and pasted the screencap and started talking about how GB was trying to sell my info to advertisers or something, that was no good. When i stumbled into the microsoft thing, that is when all hell broke loose and I just went on this creative tangent adventure. And that is the story of how "Hey, GB what you trying to pull?" was born.

#49 Posted by super2j (1784 posts) -

@RawknRo11a said:

crap! quick guys, act natural... I think he's on to us

Remember how you felt the day after you saw the Truman show?

#50 Posted by Wrighteous86 (3823 posts) -

@Bocam said:

@MariachiMacabre said:

@Cloudenvy

@TooWalrus said:

Because Hizang.

It's true.

Hey guys do you use a loofa in the shower? Do you put the seat up when you pee?

How many ass warts do you have?

What's your favourite colour?