Hey, GB what you trying to pull?

Yes, I think this most is

@CaLe said:

@Animasta said:

ugh you use the black site gross

The very large majority of people using the site do. Dave said as much during one of the radio shows. I personally want all sites to be black as it's easier on the eyes.

I know, you people are crazy

@Bocam said:

@MariachiMacabre said:

@Cloudenvy

@TooWalrus said:

Because Hizang.

It's true.

Hey guys do you use a loofa in the shower? Do you put the seat up when you pee?

How many ass warts do you have?

What's your favourite colour?

@CaLe:

I came from the Escapist forums. There's basically an entire subforum dedicated to this. It's Awkward Central.

True story: I once played with the thought of collecting all the information provided by different users about themselves in the various threads of the Giant Bomb forums and assemble it in a searchable database.

A kind of Giant Bomb Community-wiki, if you will.

Luckily, I had neither the will nor the skill to make something like that happen.

Hizang is just on a quest to ask every question ever.

I see only one solution to this problem... Fake your own death.

@Village_Guy said:

I see only one solution to this problem... Fake your own death.

I see... I could leave a thread about how much i want to fly over the atlantic in a biplane. And then on that day call over the local news. I then rig said biplane to be remote operated and send it over empty water and blow it from my secret beach. Alternatively, it could be a hot air balloon. And then i get a new alias on GB and any question posted I will use a random answer generator to post.

example:

xx-Lovin bonin Conan69-xx: "do you like cheese"

random answer generator

Artichoke-bloke345 (me):" the Hindenburg.

Sometimes I think Hizang is building his own Giantbomb wiki on the users. Then I realise that's just insane.

What the fuck am I reading

10/10. Would not bang again.

Random underlining and bolding, a clusterfuck of paranoid, confused thoughts... Welcome back, HitmanAgent47!

Time to flag

@habster3 said:

Random underlining and bolding, a clusterfuck of paranoid, confused thoughts... Welcome back, HitmanAgent47!

Time to flag

Flag??? why? I posted something interesting and then followed up with an question/task. There has been great philosophical discussion here. like what colour do you like. Or what am I reading? What is reading? Where is I? and Who is this?

@ArtisanBreads said:

*TURNS AND RUNS AWAY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE*

"TRIPS ON AN UNEVEN SIDEWALK WHILE STILL IN SIGHT, TURNS AROUND ON GROUND AND HISSES, THEN SLOWLY GETS UP TO RUN INTO THE SUNSET.

a/s/l?

@super2j said:

@habster3 said:

Random underlining and bolding, a clusterfuck of paranoid, confused thoughts... Welcome back, HitmanAgent47!

Time to flag

Flag??? why? I posted something interesting and then followed up with an question/task.

I will concede that your original post was definitely "something interesting," but I'm not if it would lead to any meaningful discussion (other than whether or not you should be certified for mental health treatment).

Am I the only one that has no problem with Hizang? I enjoy his random of topic questioning

@Cerevisiae said:

@CaLe:

I came from the Escapist forums. There's basically an entire subforum dedicated to this. It's Awkward Central.

Hey, that's where I came from (a long time ago)! There was some weird shit on there occasionally.

I've just wasted 10 minutes of my precious time reading this thread...

@TooWalrus said:

Because Hizang.

a/s/l?

@Animasta said:

ugh you use the black site gross

The fucking aliens man! THEY ARE WATCHING US

@Brother_PipPop said:

@Colourful_Hippie

a/s/l?

Old Enough/Yes Please/Your place?

you gotta tell me if you're a cop

This thread is pretty damn amazing. I´m also drunk.

C´mon, let the man have his paranoia. People like him are harmless- until they find out YOU´RE MICROSOFT! RUN! RUN BITCH, RUN!

It all makes sense now....

@BestUsernameEver said:

@ArtisanBreads said:

*TURNS AND RUNS AWAY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE*

"TRIPS ON AN UNEVEN SIDEWALK WHILE STILL IN SIGHT, TURNS AROUND ON GROUND AND HISSES, THEN SLOWLY GETS UP TO RUN INTO THE SUNSET.

KNOCKS HEAD ON MAILBOX AND TUMBLES INTO THE STREET.

@believer258: I recognize your name and avatar combo.

I'm still very much active over there. Just pretty much only in Gaming Discussion, though.

In general, I think paranoid rantings could use better grammar and punctuation.

What's a loofa?

Cool thread guys!

@believer258 said:

@Cerevisiae said:

@CaLe:

I came from the Escapist forums. There's basically an entire subforum dedicated to this. It's Awkward Central.

Hey, that's where I came from (a long time ago)! There was some weird shit on there occasionally.

Seems like my kind of place.

No reason. No reason at all...

The Universe will pull a Brad.

@Getz said:

In general, I think paranoid rantings could use better grammar and punctuation.

They are paranoid, they can't worry about grammar and shit

This is fascinating.

Illuminati.

So how about those chemtrails guys?

Nothing about this thread makes sense, I'm really sleep deprived, will come back tomorrow and try again.

@MikkaQ said:

Nothing about this thread makes sense, I'm really sleep deprived, will come back tomorrow and try again.

I'm not even tired and I'm with you.

This is the sot of thing I'd typically click 'like' on on Facebook without leaving a comment. But here, I have to leave a comment.

@mattdragn: NOBODY EXPECTED THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

If you already got that response, I'm sorry. I didn't feel like sifting through pages to people telling this guy to take off his tinfoil hat to double check.

Also, I expect that unless you're getting thousands of the exact same response, you'd have to smile in realizing that you found another MP fan.

Thanks! It's good to know that there are some of us here!

hi

My brain hurts reading that. Either that or my Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer marathon.

This is not how I wanted to start my Monday. I don't want this.

:<

Chemtrails you guys, chemtrails.

I am so confused.

I'll admit to you guys, that i used to gather information about GB users and put into a Word document. Political views, favorite food, nationality, everything. I deleted when it got over 12 pages long, but i still remember some random stuff.

@MikeGosot said:

I'll admit to you guys, that i used to gather information about GB users and put into a Word document. Political views, favorite food, nationality, everything. I deleted when it got over 12 pages long, but i still remember some random stuff.

Wait, are you serious?