Hey I just met you... and this is crazy but...

.....but I just did bath salts... your face looks tasty.

http://mcchris.bandcamp.com/track/tasty-face

This song is goddamn fantastic.

And if anyone needs context here....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2151098/Rudy-Eugene-Naked-man-eats-face-victim-high-LSD-police-shoot-Miami.html

Too soon bro

That's pretty good. The song it's a satire of however, is not.

I find this overly sexist towards men. Do you think we just all walk around with asymmetrical faces and muscles on every inch of our bodies?

Hey I just fucked you and this is crazy

But lose my number, and keep the baby.

Shame about the tattoos, he looks a bit clueless too.

The Zombie apocalypse is nigh!

I don't get the bath salts reference

That guy is able to come and cut my lawn any day of the week.

Edit - Just to be clear I was talking about the guy in the video, not the skin eating dude..

..........im going to kill you.........

@Hizang said:

That guy is able to come and cut my lawn any day of the week.

Edit - Just to be clear I was talking about the guy in the video, not the skin eating dude..

Touche brother. Carly Rae can come wash my Mustang any day of the wee4k.

@Marcsman said:

Carly Rae can come wash my Mustang any day of the wee4k.

Good song and thought the ending to the video was funny too.

I thought you were going to post something about this song:

Oh Mc Chris, you so crazy.

I find it interesting that that song came out in 2013.

@Chavtheworld said:

I find it interesting that that song came out in 2013.

Of course man. Don't you know she is really Justin Beiber after the sex change.

Fuck dammit I hate this song and all it represents about the music industry and life in general. I hate it so much that I can't even get into the joke.

Apparently this was a supposed to be a folk song.  Its weird because she wrote this song in a city thats right beside Vancouver.  Also, this song+the Roots=amazing 
  

What a coincidence, me and the duders have been singing this on our GB voice server for two days! 
 
Hey, I just fucked you 
And this is crazy 
So erase my number 
And keep the baby. 

@Bocam said:

I don't get the bath salts reference

Good satire, but the original is one of the worst things I've ever heard (can't even call it a song in right conscience)

Not funny

@Castiel said:

@Bocam said:

I don't get the bath salts reference

Which is why I provided references for the joke.

@Demoskinos said:

@Castiel said:

@Bocam said:

I don't get the bath salts reference

Which is why I provided references for the joke.

The man who ate the other man's face, was supposedly on bath salts.

Also,

@Tylea002 said:

Fuck dammit I hate this song and all it represents about the music industry and life in general. I hate it so much that I can't even get into the joke.

Can't have a thread about bath salts without this!

shiit now i cant stop singing in my heed.

Before you came into my life

I was so hungry

i ate a monkey

i was really fuckin hungry

American music is awful.

Apparently this was a supposed to be a folk song.  Its weird because she wrote this song in a city thats right beside Vancouver.  Also, this song+the Roots=amazing 
  

I fucking love MC Chris.

This only reinforces that love.

Fuck dammit I hate this song and all it represents about the music industry and life in general. I hate it so much that I can't even get into the joke.

@DaveC524 said:

American music is awful.

You mean Canadian.

@Milkman said:

@Tylea002 said:

Fuck dammit I hate this song and all it represents about the music industry and life in general. I hate it so much that I can't even get into the joke.

Why?

Because it's so bad. It's so super bad, and unlike say, Cee Lo Green's Fuck You, which tapped into a very human and universal emotion, it taps into emotionless wish fulfilment because that's commercial. Rubs me up the wrong way, this song does.

@Donkeycow said:

@DaveC524 said:

American music is awful.

You mean Canadian.

Indeed. Celine Dion, Nickleback need I go on? *shudder*

@habster3 said:

Good satire, but the original is one of the worst things I've ever heard (can't even call it a song in right conscience)

Why?

Is it wrong that I kind of actually enjoy the original? I mean, I know I shouldn't by my very nature (hate most pop music, hate how stuff gets dumbed down by repeats on radio) but against all odds I think it's alright. How strange it is.

Anyway, I give my props to the bath salts parody, because that made me laugh pretty damn hard.

@PrivateIronTFU said:

@habster3 said:

Good satire, but the original is one of the worst things I've ever heard (can't even call it a song in right conscience)

Why?

Why not? It's your typical overplayed, extremely repetitive, lyrically idiotic pop song that gets stuck in your head and won't leave you alone, resulting in you begging for mercy in the living room corner and screaming out all sorts of unholy oaths (well, that's the way I react).

So, this is both a song about being a zombie and becoming a zombie after doing bath salts.

Forget it. I'm not going to get into a whole deal about it. No one should care that much about zombie satire and/or Carly Rae Gypsum.

@Milkman said:

@Tylea002 said:

Fuck dammit I hate this song and all it represents about the music industry and life in general. I hate it so much that I can't even get into the joke.

Why?

Because it's so bad. It's so super bad, and unlike say, Cee Lo Green's Fuck You, which tapped into a very human and universal emotion, it taps into emotionless wish fulfilment because that's commercial. Rubs me up the wrong way, this song does.

So this is a thing that's happening now.

It's so fun watching nerds get mad at pop songs.

Don't worry, you'll grow out of this phase one day.

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

Apparently this was a supposed to be a folk song. Its weird because she wrote this song in a city thats right beside Vancouver. Also, this song+the Roots=amazing

There's nothing about that I didn't like. Pop music has a place, it just needs to be handled by intelligent competent people.

@Meowshi said:

It's so fun watching nerds get mad at pop songs.

Don't worry, you'll grow out of this phase one day.

PFFT, no they won't. That hatred will only grow hotter and deeper within them until it one day threatens to consume them. That or...until their kids get all up in their face for being uncool.

@Milkman said:

@Tylea002 said:

@Milkman said:

@Tylea002 said:

Fuck dammit I hate this song and all it represents about the music industry and life in general. I hate it so much that I can't even get into the joke.

Why?

Because it's so bad. It's so super bad, and unlike say, Cee Lo Green's Fuck You, which tapped into a very human and universal emotion, it taps into emotionless wish fulfilment because that's commercial. Rubs me up the wrong way, this song does.

It's just pop music. There are thousands of songs just like this released all the time and have been for decades. Like I said, I'm not a fan of this song (though after seeing that Jimmy Fallon video I'm coming around a little) but is Call Me Maybe really all that different from I Wanna Your Hand by The Beatles? It's fine to not like it but it seems silly to get so fixated and angry about a harmless pop song. It's the same thing I feel towards people who "hate" Justin Bieber. It just seems like negativity that doesn't need to exist.

Oh don't worry, it's definitely silly, a big old personality flaw of mine is getting angrily fixated, and I'm more annoyed that pop music could come from emotional places but doesn't, and this is a bad song that represents that for me.

It's not my most hated song of the moment though. That's Pitbull's MIB3 one.

Because everything needs to be deep, creative and full of meaning, otherwise it is shit. It's a lighthearted, catchy song shouldn't offend anyone, grow up.

@Demoskinos said:

@Donkeycow said:

@DaveC524 said:

American music is awful.

You mean Canadian.

Indeed. Celine Dion, Nickleback need I go on? *shudder*

Surprisingly some good music comes out of the Great White North as well, just very little of it makes it down to the States.

@Demoskinos said:

@Castiel said:

@Bocam said:

I don't get the bath salts reference

Which is why I provided references for the joke.

So bath salts are LSD? Still don't get it.

I like musical satire, but parodies of existing songs are just lazy and way too easy.

@Funzzo: That article was the best article for the OP to cite as most news sources blamed bath salts.

Also great parody.

I was going to joke around calling the OP an asshole for getting that song stuck in my head again for the third time since E3 but you guys ruined it by getting all serious and shit.