#1 Posted by Mordi (565 posts) -

The first time I remember seeing him was in the end of the Matrix Online stream, unless I've got some names mixed up. Did that start the whole thing, or do they have history from before?

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#2 Posted by FunkasaurasRex (855 posts) -

He gave them his business card after exchanging sexual favours at PAX.

#3 Edited by I_Stay_Puft (5030 posts) -

I think this is how they met, it started when he gave Ryan an outfit and ended with them holding hands till the end of the world.

#4 Posted by Colourful_Hippie (5008 posts) -

Drugs

#5 Posted by MarkWahlberg (4713 posts) -

Journalists Hate Him! He Discovered this one Weird Trick

#6 Posted by RazielCuts (3077 posts) -

Yup, pink gi's and holding hands.

#7 Posted by CynicalBuzzard (254 posts) -

He broke Ryan a piece off of his kit-kat bar.

#8 Edited by EXTomar (5039 posts) -

I thought GB gave Pascual his letterman jacket and class ring.

#9 Posted by Gamer_152 (14300 posts) -

Yeah, when they were doing the Not Like This stream to record the end of The Matrix Online they found Matt in there. He and the Giant Bomb guys hung out in their pink gis as the game ended, but he later showed up on the site and the rest is kind of history.

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#11 Posted by Rick_Fingers (525 posts) -

And 9 months later he gave birth to Kessler

#12 Posted by Flappy (2406 posts) -

And 9 months later he gave birth to Kessler

They must've been so proud.

#13 Posted by Matt (1072 posts) -

I think some of the answers in here already are far more amusing that than the real answer.

#14 Posted by I_Stay_Puft (5030 posts) -

:') good memories. We need more MMO's to end.

#15 Edited by FinalDasa (2501 posts) -

I'm fairly sure Jeff and Pascual share a child together.

Like 98% sure.

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#16 Posted by Milkman (18011 posts) -

Never let go.

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#17 Edited by Matt (1072 posts) -

Maybe I should download that Matrix Online emulator for my Extra-Life stream...

#18 Posted by Colourful_Hippie (5008 posts) -

@flappy said:
@rick_fingers said:

And 9 months later he gave birth to Kessler

They must've been so proud.

That was a big baby

#19 Edited by I_Stay_Puft (5030 posts) -

@milkman said:

Never let go.

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Play this, look at the image and reminisce. :')

#20 Posted by FlipperDesert (2138 posts) -

@milkman said:

Never let go.

Never forget. :(

God, I forgot how good that MxO stuff was. Set Phasers to Fun was really entertaining too.

#21 Posted by Jeffsekai (7155 posts) -

:(

#22 Posted by Legend (2695 posts) -

You guys are bumming me out again. :(

#23 Posted by Manhattan_Project (2223 posts) -
#24 Posted by fisk0 (5313 posts) -

Oh, wait, are Pasqual and Kessler different people?

#25 Edited by Flappy (2406 posts) -

@fisk0 said:

Oh, wait, are Pasqual and Kessler different people?

Two sides of the same coin...or something like that.

#26 Edited by Animasta (14824 posts) -

@flappy said:

@fisk0 said:

Oh, wait, are Pasqual and Kessler different people?

Two sides of the same coin...or something like that.

Actually, Pascual is Matt Bodega, which is basically shadow Kessler.

#27 Posted by Hockeymask27 (3687 posts) -

@animasta said:

@flappy said:

@fisk0 said:

Oh, wait, are Pasqual and Kessler different people?

Two sides of the same coin...or something like that.

Actually, Pascual is Matt Bodega, which is basically shadow Kessler.

who is cyborgMatt?

#28 Edited by Animasta (14824 posts) -

@animasta said:

@flappy said:

@fisk0 said:

Oh, wait, are Pasqual and Kessler different people?

Two sides of the same coin...or something like that.

Actually, Pascual is Matt Bodega, which is basically shadow Kessler.

who is cyborgMatt?

we don't talk about cyborgMatt

#29 Posted by Matt (1072 posts) -

I don't like where this going....

#30 Edited by MarkWahlberg (4713 posts) -
@animasta said:

@hockeymask27 said:

@animasta said:

@flappy said:

@fisk0 said:

Oh, wait, are Pasqual and Kessler different people?

Two sides of the same coin...or something like that.

Actually, Pascual is Matt Bodega, which is basically shadow Kessler.

who is cyborgMatt?

we don't talk about cyborgMatt

Here's a reference image for distinguishing between all of them. Bodega is the one in the back.

#31 Edited by AckbarTheGreat (423 posts) -

@milkman said:

Never let go.

Loading Video...

Play this, look at the image and reminisce. :')

I'm not going to lie, this actually made me a bit emotional...

#32 Posted by shinjin977 (876 posts) -

I am so fucking confuse by everything posted here but I think I am suppose to?

#33 Posted by TurboMan (8247 posts) -

Not Like This...

#34 Posted by wolf_blitzer85 (5290 posts) -

Hmm gettin' sexy in here now...

#35 Posted by EXTomar (5039 posts) -

@animasta said:

@hockeymask27 said:

@animasta said:

@flappy said:

@fisk0 said:

Oh, wait, are Pasqual and Kessler different people?

Two sides of the same coin...or something like that.

Actually, Pascual is Matt Bodega, which is basically shadow Kessler.

who is cyborgMatt?

we don't talk about cyborgMatt

I suddenly have this urge to ask about Diretide....

#36 Posted by HatKing (6521 posts) -
#37 Posted by ajamafalous (12514 posts) -

10/10 on this thread you guys

#38 Edited by insane_shadowblade85 (1646 posts) -

@matt said:

I don't like where this going....

I'll call you Pasdega from now on.

#39 Edited by ShadowSkill11 (1879 posts) -

A giant spotlight with an old timey bomb shape in front of it shinning on clouds at night.