#1 Posted by Mordi (553 posts) -

The first time I remember seeing him was in the end of the Matrix Online stream, unless I've got some names mixed up. Did that start the whole thing, or do they have history from before?

#2 Posted by FunkasaurasRex (847 posts) -

He gave them his business card after exchanging sexual favours at PAX.

#3 Edited by I_Stay_Puft (3566 posts) -

I think this is how they met, it started when he gave Ryan an outfit and ended with them holding hands till the end of the world.

#4 Posted by Colourful_Hippie (4418 posts) -

Drugs

#5 Posted by MarkWahlberg (4606 posts) -

Journalists Hate Him! He Discovered this one Weird Trick

#6 Posted by RazielCuts (2975 posts) -

Yup, pink gi's and holding hands.

#7 Posted by CynicalBuzzard (240 posts) -

He broke Ryan a piece off of his kit-kat bar.

#8 Edited by EXTomar (4841 posts) -

I thought GB gave Pascual his letterman jacket and class ring.

#9 Posted by Gamer_152 (14091 posts) -

Yeah, when they were doing the Not Like This stream to record the end of The Matrix Online they found Matt in there. He and the Giant Bomb guys hung out in their pink gis as the game ended, but he later showed up on the site and the rest is kind of history.

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#11 Posted by Rick_Fingers (523 posts) -

And 9 months later he gave birth to Kessler

#12 Posted by Flappy (2300 posts) -

And 9 months later he gave birth to Kessler

They must've been so proud.

#13 Posted by Matt (964 posts) -

I think some of the answers in here already are far more amusing that than the real answer.

#14 Posted by I_Stay_Puft (3566 posts) -

:') good memories. We need more MMO's to end.

#15 Edited by FinalDasa (1883 posts) -

I'm fairly sure Jeff and Pascual share a child together.

Like 98% sure.

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#16 Posted by Milkman (17008 posts) -

Never let go.

#17 Edited by Matt (964 posts) -

Maybe I should download that Matrix Online emulator for my Extra-Life stream...

#18 Posted by Colourful_Hippie (4418 posts) -

@flappy said:
@rick_fingers said:

And 9 months later he gave birth to Kessler

They must've been so proud.

That was a big baby

#19 Edited by I_Stay_Puft (3566 posts) -

@milkman said:

Never let go.

Play this, look at the image and reminisce. :')

#20 Posted by FlipperDesert (2096 posts) -

@milkman said:

Never let go.

Never forget. :(

God, I forgot how good that MxO stuff was. Set Phasers to Fun was really entertaining too.

#21 Posted by Jeffsekai (7042 posts) -

:(

#22 Posted by Legend (2659 posts) -

You guys are bumming me out again. :(

#23 Posted by Manhattan_Project (2162 posts) -
#24 Posted by fisk0 (4283 posts) -

Oh, wait, are Pasqual and Kessler different people?

#25 Edited by Flappy (2300 posts) -

@fisk0 said:

Oh, wait, are Pasqual and Kessler different people?

Two sides of the same coin...or something like that.

#26 Edited by Animasta (14711 posts) -

@flappy said:

@fisk0 said:

Oh, wait, are Pasqual and Kessler different people?

Two sides of the same coin...or something like that.

Actually, Pascual is Matt Bodega, which is basically shadow Kessler.

#27 Posted by Hockeymask27 (3683 posts) -

@animasta said:

@flappy said:

@fisk0 said:

Oh, wait, are Pasqual and Kessler different people?

Two sides of the same coin...or something like that.

Actually, Pascual is Matt Bodega, which is basically shadow Kessler.

who is cyborgMatt?

#28 Edited by Animasta (14711 posts) -

@animasta said:

@flappy said:

@fisk0 said:

Oh, wait, are Pasqual and Kessler different people?

Two sides of the same coin...or something like that.

Actually, Pascual is Matt Bodega, which is basically shadow Kessler.

who is cyborgMatt?

we don't talk about cyborgMatt

#29 Posted by Matt (964 posts) -

I don't like where this going....

#30 Edited by MarkWahlberg (4606 posts) -
@animasta said:

@hockeymask27 said:

@animasta said:

@flappy said:

@fisk0 said:

Oh, wait, are Pasqual and Kessler different people?

Two sides of the same coin...or something like that.

Actually, Pascual is Matt Bodega, which is basically shadow Kessler.

who is cyborgMatt?

we don't talk about cyborgMatt

Here's a reference image for distinguishing between all of them. Bodega is the one in the back.

#31 Edited by AckbarTheGreat (419 posts) -

@milkman said:

Never let go.

Play this, look at the image and reminisce. :')

I'm not going to lie, this actually made me a bit emotional...

#32 Posted by shinjin977 (786 posts) -

I am so fucking confuse by everything posted here but I think I am suppose to?

#33 Posted by TurboMan (7604 posts) -

Not Like This...

#34 Posted by wolf_blitzer85 (5276 posts) -

Hmm gettin' sexy in here now...

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#35 Posted by EXTomar (4841 posts) -

@animasta said:

@hockeymask27 said:

@animasta said:

@flappy said:

@fisk0 said:

Oh, wait, are Pasqual and Kessler different people?

Two sides of the same coin...or something like that.

Actually, Pascual is Matt Bodega, which is basically shadow Kessler.

who is cyborgMatt?

we don't talk about cyborgMatt

I suddenly have this urge to ask about Diretide....

#36 Posted by HatKing (6023 posts) -
#37 Posted by ajamafalous (12033 posts) -

10/10 on this thread you guys

#38 Edited by insane_shadowblade85 (1471 posts) -

@matt said:

I don't like where this going....

I'll call you Pasdega from now on.

#39 Edited by ShadowSkill11 (1783 posts) -

A giant spotlight with an old timey bomb shape in front of it shinning on clouds at night.