How did you find out about Santa Claus not bring real?

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#51  Edited By Clean
Dalai said:
"About 2 minutes ago when I read the topic title.

Curse you, Clean!"
sorry i bursted your bubble...........
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#52  Edited By Pibo47

I took a crow bar and beat him to death, only to relilize that it was santa....i cried.

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#53  Edited By Muze

I never thought Santa was real, I always knew it was my parents.

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#54  Edited By Clean
Pibo47 said:
"I took a crow bar and beat him to death, only to relilize that it was santa....i cried."
explains a lot
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#55  Edited By TheGamerGeek
MKHavoc said:
 Also, I found out that the tooth fairy wasn't real on my own.  I put my tooth under my pillow without telling my parents; It was still there in the morning."
That's exactly what I done when I wanted to know if the Tooth Fairy was real, I woke up and told my parents and they said she was asleep last night.
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#56  Edited By BiggerBomb
Jayge said:
"Dethfish77 said:
"I think it is wrong to spoil it for kids though. You got to enjoy the notion of a Santa coming one night a year and giving you toys, so why can't they? I have 4 little brothers and I would never spoil it for them."
We were in Disney world when I was like 6, and some almost 9 year old was throwing a gigantic tantrum in a line next to us and whining about santa (it was a little while before Christmas) and saying all this crap, threatening his mother, even hitting his mother and making a huge stink (disturbing several small children) in line. My father just leaned in and whispered "Santa Claus is fake." Little bitch shut the fuck up right then and there and looked like he's just seen the Ark of the Covenant for the rest of the line."

Your dad is the man.
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#57  Edited By Verdugo

Through logic.