How do I close my account

Mods are pretty chill here...

I hope so.

I don't think you can and the mods are really cool.

Why would you want to close your account? Just delete any messages and info you don't want anyone seeing and if you wanted to, leave and never come back again.

You can't close your account, but you are going to want to.
The mods here are the spawn of satan.
They will make you cry blood, and scream for mercy.
They will laugh at your pain.

Take BoG's advice. Be very afraid...

"You can't close your account, but you are going to want to.
The mods here are the spawn of satan.
They will make you cry blood, and scream for mercy.
They will laugh at your pain."

I tried to close my account but the mods didn't let me. Now they torture me when I sleep.

"You can't close your account, but you are going to want to.
The mods here are the spawn of satan.
They will make you cry blood, and scream for mercy.
They will laugh at your pain."

"BoG said:

"You can't close your account, but you are going to want to.
The mods here are the spawn of satan.
They will make you cry blood, and scream for mercy.
They will laugh at your pain."

I lold so hard.
Go to GameFAQs. What you said is actually true there."

@BoG: Haha... I want to type those 3 letters so badly. >_>