How do you and your parents bond?

" @SecondCell said:

" @TheGremp said:

"We don't. "

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when i was 16, my parents surprised me by buying me a car for my birthday. When i accidently scraped the outer coating of paint on the bumper, they refused to pay for the costs so i ran them over and made sure they were dead by setting them on fire. It was a memorable and exciting birthday that I'll always cherish.

I don't I don't like them.

I don't think I've ever 'bonded' with my parents.

" Bond... James Bond? "