you're talking about something like a Hershey's bar where it is segmented I assume. on occasions that i eat a candy bar, I tend to eat things like Snickers and Milky Way that are just a plain old bar. Those I cut into portions with a knife and eat with a fork (i am not a savage, dammit). I can't remember the last time i ate a chocolate bar that came pre-segmented. sorry, can't vote here, i guess.
What, no Seinfeld clip?
I melt it down and make it into delicious confections.
I always wanted to experiment with taking various chocolate bars, those will multiple chewy layers of different substances, and melting them and mixing them to see how the taste changes. Does a Snickers tastes the same if you melt, mix, and harden it it again...for the sake of argument assume I fish-out the peanuts to crush them into paste, and reincorporate them.
@hatking: touché! That post made laugh my ass off!
I tend to throw the chocolate in the air, juggle it with my six shooters and then catch the individual pieces with my mouth as they fall back to earth. There is then a massive explosion behind me (I don't turn to look) as heroically grab and kiss the babe.
Honest question here: why do so many people hate Hershey's? Personally, I'm not a huge chocolate fan in general, but it's not like I find it to be unbearable.
And I of course eat by the segments when I do eat them, and the segments definitely stretch to almost all chocolate bars.