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#1 Posted by AckbarTheGreat (419 posts) -


#2 Edited by AckbarTheGreat (419 posts) -

As everyone knows the world is apparently going to end or has already ended in some places. So I began to think what potential end of the world scenario would most people prefer to happen. I listed some of the more popular ones that I've heard and a few more fun and outlandish ones as well. I would personally love it if the end of human civilization was brought on by the return of dinosaurs. I mean How awesome would that be? Your final moments fighting off a pack of raptors, earth's governments waging war on a never ending wave of dinosaurs, the possibility that some one would tame one. Honestly if you told me that tomorrow that I'd be eaten alive by a Tyrannosaurus I'd be pretty stoked for it.

#3 Posted by VisariLoyalist (2990 posts) -

Alien invasion, I would be a good worker, work hard for lord Zognak.

#4 Posted by living4theday258 (678 posts) -

wrath of vinny will be the end of us.

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#5 Posted by Yummylee (21242 posts) -

I, for one, would welcome our new Vinny overlord.

#6 Posted by Capum15 (4807 posts) -

Not with a bang, but with a wimper.

Though a giant FFA between all the gods of everything would be awesome.

#7 Posted by Joeyoe31 (820 posts) -

Black Holes because they're RAAAAAD!

#8 Posted by TooWalrus (13135 posts) -

The World Ends with Vinny.

#9 Posted by SexyToad (2760 posts) -

Zombies man...

#10 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6385 posts) -

I think seeing and experiencing the wrath of Vinny would make the end of the world, ultimately, worth it. A close follow-up would be a return of the Gods.

#11 Posted by AndrewB (7485 posts) -

How about Vinny unleashing a plague of Zombies? Just make sure to mash that left mouse button when one grabs you.

#12 Posted by RollingZeppelin (1914 posts) -

Fuckin DRAGONS man.

#13 Posted by ShaggE (6322 posts) -

I want it to end exactly how I said in that OKCupid thread: by an Obamsteroid hitting Earth right in the freedom.

#14 Posted by kerse (2100 posts) -

In 500,000 years when the sun becomes too hot for life to survive on the planet sounds fine to me, by then we are hopefully colonizing other planets.

#15 Posted by jsnyder82 (726 posts) -

@ShaggE said:

I want it to end exactly how I said in that OKCupid thread: by an Obamsteroid hitting Earth right in the freedom.

Freedom's just another word for "OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"

#16 Posted by TheHT (10871 posts) -

The sky goes dark as all stars are seemingly extinguished at once. Then a deep ethereal voice envelops the planet bellowing an unknown language. An intense feeling of inertia is felt by every being, and the sheet of blackness in the sky fades to reveal a new sky. But revealed is more than our new place in the universe, as massive unnatural machines are seen floating beyond our atmosphere.

Whatever they are, wherever we are, we'll all know that the world as we knew it is no more.

#17 Posted by davidwitten22 (1708 posts) -

Not tomorrow. That's really my only request. Also not Saturday.

#18 Posted by FancySoapsMan (5806 posts) -

massive orgy

#19 Posted by Encephalon (1240 posts) -

Vinny is such a mellow dude that I half-believe that his wrath would end the world. And I would like to see it.

#20 Posted by Atlas (2430 posts) -

Frankly, I'd rather it didn't, if that's OK with everyone else.

#21 Posted by AckbarTheGreat (419 posts) -

@Atlas said:

Frankly, I'd rather it didn't, if that's OK with everyone else.

All good stories must come to an end.

#22 Posted by Morbid_Coffee (954 posts) -

As long as it's not set on fire. Somebody else can do it, but I certainly don't want to.

#23 Posted by AckbarTheGreat (419 posts) -

@Morbid_Coffee: All I really want to do is start a great big flame in your heart.

#24 Posted by EquitasInvictus (2004 posts) -

Vinny is always the answer.

#25 Posted by Getz (2989 posts) -

I made cookies and now I'm going to sleep. That is how the world ends.

#26 Posted by Sanity (1891 posts) -

Nuclear war be cool, long as im not at the blast site it be cool to see (before my vision goes) a few mushroom clouds.

#27 Posted by uniform (1832 posts) -
#28 Edited by Phatmac (5721 posts) -

Seeing Dinos back would be a great way to end humanity.

#29 Posted by Jeric (146 posts) -

Dinosaurs, obviously. I want to ride a triceratops before I die.

#30 Posted by familyphotoshoot (653 posts) -

Massive gamma-ray burst not included, shit poll, 0/10 would not vote

#31 Posted by DxBecks (72 posts) -

The Fire Nation Attacks.

#32 Posted by Universalize (129 posts) -
#33 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3050 posts) -

I would want it to be aliens, since we could all band together at the end and at least try to fight back. However, I think it will be a solar flare, asteroid, or some other astronomical event.

#34 Posted by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -

The same way liberty died. 
With thunderous applause

#35 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7048 posts) -
@Capum15
Not with a bang, but with a wimper.

Though a giant FFA between all the gods of everything would be awesome.
Ok cool fuck you for saying it first. Well, my day is ruined.
#36 Posted by RecSpec (3761 posts) -

The two options should've been Fire or Ice

#37 Posted by AckbarTheGreat (419 posts) -

@ShadowConqueror said:

I would want it to be aliens, since we could all band together at the end and at least try to fight back. However, I think it will be a solar flare, asteroid, or some other astronomical event.

@familyphotoshoot said:

Massive gamma-ray burst not included, shit poll, 0/10 would not vote

I have failed...

#38 Posted by PistolPackinPoet (206 posts) -

with a bang!

#39 Posted by mlarrabee (2885 posts) -

@Capum15 said:

Not with a bang, but with a whimper.

Meaning you'll just masturbate the world into oblivion?

#40 Posted by JackSukeru (5903 posts) -

Fireballs the size of beach balls start raining from the sky. On their own they don't do huge damage and you could avoid them for a time, but they just keep coming until eventually everythings flat and dead.

And then they still keep falling for another 10 or so years.

#41 Posted by ajamafalous (11845 posts) -

Not with a bang, but with a whimper.

#42 Posted by Hizang (8534 posts) -

I want it to end with this theme, end on a high note!

#43 Posted by MyNiceIceLife (612 posts) -

too many good choices there. on one hand, zombies would be perfect just because i feel like i'd be most prepared for something like that. asteroid, alien invasion, second coming, or something along those lines would be cool too but probably wouldn't allow for me to shoot a zombie so where's the fun in that. although wrath of vinny sounds rather intriguing. in the end if nothing happens, yes i'll be disappointed, but obviously nothing will. but it'd be pretty bad ass if something did.

#44 Posted by Sanity (1891 posts) -

After some hard thinking at 3 in the morning i'v changed my mind. Id love if tiberium was a real thing and it started growing on the land. I miss you westwood.

#45 Posted by Bourbon_Warrior (4523 posts) -
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Probably the most realistic way will be flooding once all the polar caps melt.

will be like water world.

#46 Posted by John1912 (1826 posts) -

Sun will bake the planet. That is pretty much the only way the world will end, or can end. Any other way life will come back.

#47 Posted by Omega (828 posts) -

I'm ready for the Vinpocalypse.

#48 Posted by Zleunamme (651 posts) -

I'm okay with Wrath Of Vinny.

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#49 Posted by AlexanderSheen (4928 posts) -

@FancySoapsMan said:

massive orgy

Yeeeaaah...

#50 Posted by Dethfish (3625 posts) -

By my own doing. I want to be the one who ends the world.

You all had it coming.