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#1 Posted by FilmGuy (150 posts) -

I want to die in a very epic way. Like I take on the Taliban army armed only with the sword from Highlander, then when most of them are dead I raise my sword into the air and lightning strikes it causing it to glow and I turn around and stab the last one with the lightning sword which makes him explode. My sword then explodes, sending shards of metal into my neck, cutting off my head so I feel no pain and die instantly. That is how I want to die.

#2 Posted by DiscoLights (846 posts) -

Never

and be forever beautiful
#3 Posted by DirtyTime (29 posts) -

With my head in a vagina.

#4 Posted by ArchScabby (5809 posts) -

pie poisoning.

#5 Posted by Systech (4078 posts) -

I don't think about that very often. Death is not a choice unless it is suicide.

#6 Posted by 10MP (311 posts) -

second hand smoke

#7 Posted by ArchScabby (5809 posts) -
10MP said:
"second hand smoke"
oh, thats a good one!
#8 Posted by Ossi (1229 posts) -

Slow and painful..... :'(

#9 Posted by PRIMAV3RA (284 posts) -

i want to die peacefully in my sleep preferably  near my family

#10 Posted by DazbotAthertron (874 posts) -

I want to be killed by a disarming charm cast by a wizard with average abilities.

You'll have to find my horcruxes first though.

#11 Posted by ArchScabby (5809 posts) -
DazbotAthertron said:
"I want to be killed by a disarming charm cast by a wizard with average abilities.

You'll have to find my horcruxes first though."
I'm pretty sure I read in some fortune telling book that  will happen to you.
#12 Edited by Systech (4078 posts) -
ArchScabby said:
"DazbotAthertron said:
"I want to be killed by a disarming charm cast by a wizard with average abilities.

You'll have to find my horcruxes first though."
I'm pretty sure I read in some fortune telling book that  will happen to you."
That's a spoiler!!
#13 Posted by Clean (2359 posts) -

I want to die by having sex with Angelina Jolie

#14 Posted by AaronBelfast (1491 posts) -
DirtyTime said:
"With my head in a vagina."
I lol'd
#15 Posted by AaronBelfast (1491 posts) -
PRIMAV3RA said:
"i want to die peacefully in my sleep preferably  near my family"
Boring.
#16 Posted by blue74 (169 posts) -

i dont wanna die you  stupid jackass

#17 Posted by Ghost_of_Perdition (735 posts) -

Death by orgy.

If you're gonna go, go with a bang...or two.






...or ten.

#18 Posted by BestUsernameEver (4825 posts) -

I prefer in my sleep.

#19 Posted by DazbotAthertron (874 posts) -
systech said:
"ArchScabby said:
"DazbotAthertron said:
"I want to be killed by a disarming charm cast by a wizard with average abilities.

You'll have to find my horcruxes first though."
I'm pretty sure I read in some fortune telling book that  will happen to you."
That's a spoiler!!"
A spoiler to what? my death?
#20 Posted by Black_Rose (7785 posts) -
#21 Edited by Systech (4078 posts) -
DazbotAthertron said:
"systech said:
"ArchScabby said:
"DazbotAthertron said:
"I want to be killed by a disarming charm cast by a wizard with average abilities.

You'll have to find my horcruxes first though."
I'm pretty sure I read in some fortune telling book that  will happen to you."
That's a spoiler!!"
A spoiler to what? my death?"
Nooooo!.... Ah screw it, if anyone hasn't read it yet, they probably aren't even interested.
#22 Posted by Guided_By_Tigers (8061 posts) -

Falling down a flight of stairs.

#23 Posted by Jordan23 (1000 posts) -
I'll rather die in my sleep or next to a woman (preferably on top).
#24 Edited by Hewkii (190 posts) -

saving a certain someone. and make sure she knows it, so she develops strange emotional problems later in life. yeah, even with my loved ones I can be pretty sick.

#25 Edited by Wijeeba (87 posts) -

Dying in my sleep... or in similar fashion to the guy in Big Fish. Either way I want to have no regrets of losing life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCbdX92hbbg I love this scene for some reason

#26 Posted by BryanGuitarDude (48 posts) -

In a rambo esque stiyle of fighting against annoying fanboys in an epic battle that will destroy half of the internets!

#27 Posted by joey (987 posts) -

What if everybody who posted in this thread will die tomorrow in the ways that they said?

#28 Posted by Rain_Dog (219 posts) -

I want to be buried up to my neck, and have a rattlesnake strike me in the face. That way I can feel the poison course through my veins as I slowly fade to darkness.

#29 Posted by Dalai (7070 posts) -
joey said:
"What if everybody who posted in this thread will die tomorrow in the ways that they said?"
There would be a lot of interesting headlines in the news tomorrow.

As for me, I'm a fan of irony so I'd want to get hit by a truck carrying pillows.
#30 Posted by atejas (3057 posts) -

Jump off something big.....
on LSD......
right after having sex.

#31 Posted by Kush (8889 posts) -

Happy. ...?

#32 Posted by Magnum (349 posts) -

In a blaze of glory.

#33 Posted by LoZone (148 posts) -

either sleep or pissy ass drunk and passed out.

#34 Posted by suneku (2997 posts) -

With dignity.

#35 Posted by pyromaniac (1703 posts) -
DirtyTime said:
"With my head in a vagina."
hahahahaaha
#36 Posted by Kush (8889 posts) -
suneku said:
"With dignity."
That is basically impossible since you'll shit your pants the second after you die.
#37 Posted by JuMP (87 posts) -

Death by Snu Snu

#38 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -

1. Fired out of a cannon into a black hole while on fire.
                                            OR
2. Jumped on by some fat Italian man.

#39 Posted by TwoOneFive (9459 posts) -

i want to be instantly killed somehow right as im ejaculating into the hottest girl in the world. i think that would be a happy send off. dying never felt so good. 

#40 Posted by Balls (525 posts) -

Ha, I like pie poisoning. 

I think I'd rather die by exploding. 
#41 Posted by Clean (2359 posts) -

I wanna die by Freeee Falling

#42 Posted by 10MP (311 posts) -

lot's of 41 year old virgins with heart conditions in here huh

#43 Posted by mandeponium (275 posts) -

I want the spring to a garage door to snap and pierce my skull.

#44 Posted by Ironhide (146 posts) -

If I make it to 65 I'm going to go and fight a Grizzly or Polar, which ever one I find first.

#45 Posted by DazbotAthertron (874 posts) -
systech said:
"DazbotAthertron said:
"systech said:
"ArchScabby said:
"DazbotAthertron said:
"I want to be killed by a disarming charm cast by a wizard with average abilities.

You'll have to find my horcruxes first though."
I'm pretty sure I read in some fortune telling book that  will happen to you."
That's a spoiler!!"
A spoiler to what? my death?"
Nooooo!.... Ah screw it, if anyone hasn't read it yet, they probably aren't even interested."
Read what? what are you all talking about?
#46 Posted by samcotts (2258 posts) -

Something quick and painless. Maybe something like a huge chain reaction of nukes, that takes out half the planet with me.

I kinda have a fear of growing old, so some time in my forties will do.

#47 Posted by Black_Raven (1759 posts) -

In extreme pain so i know I'm going to die.

#48 Posted by zeus_gb (595 posts) -

Peacefully in my sleep with no regrets.

#49 Posted by DazbotAthertron (874 posts) -
Black_Raven said:
"In extreme pain so i know I'm going to die."
That can be arranged...
#50 Posted by solidphoenix (286 posts) -

In a bed, with my family and friends around me, at an old age.