How do you want to die?

I want to die in a very epic way. Like I take on the Taliban army armed only with the sword from Highlander, then when most of them are dead I raise my sword into the air and lightning strikes it causing it to glow and I turn around and stab the last one with the lightning sword which makes him explode. My sword then explodes, sending shards of metal into my neck, cutting off my head so I feel no pain and die instantly. That is how I want to die.

Never

With my head in a vagina.

pie poisoning.

I don't think about that very often. Death is not a choice unless it is suicide.

second hand smoke

"second hand smoke"

i want to die peacefully in my sleep preferably  near my family

I want to be killed by a disarming charm cast by a wizard with average abilities.

You'll have to find my horcruxes first though.

"I want to be killed by a disarming charm cast by a wizard with average abilities.

You'll have to find my horcruxes first though."

"DazbotAthertron said:

"I want to be killed by a disarming charm cast by a wizard with average abilities.

You'll have to find my horcruxes first though."

I'm pretty sure I read in some fortune telling book that  will happen to you."

I want to die by having sex with Angelina Jolie

"With my head in a vagina."

"i want to die peacefully in my sleep preferably  near my family"

i dont wanna die you  stupid jackass

Death by orgy.

If you're gonna go, go with a bang...or two.






...or ten.

I prefer in my sleep.

"ArchScabby said:

"DazbotAthertron said:

"I want to be killed by a disarming charm cast by a wizard with average abilities.

You'll have to find my horcruxes first though."

I'm pretty sure I read in some fortune telling book that  will happen to you."

That's a spoiler!!"

"systech said:

"ArchScabby said:

"DazbotAthertron said:

"I want to be killed by a disarming charm cast by a wizard with average abilities.

You'll have to find my horcruxes first though."

I'm pretty sure I read in some fortune telling book that  will happen to you."

That's a spoiler!!"

A spoiler to what? my death?"

Falling down a flight of stairs.

saving a certain someone. and make sure she knows it, so she develops strange emotional problems later in life. yeah, even with my loved ones I can be pretty sick.

Dying in my sleep... or in similar fashion to the guy in Big Fish. Either way I want to have no regrets of losing life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCbdX92hbbg I love this scene for some reason

In a rambo esque stiyle of fighting against annoying fanboys in an epic battle that will destroy half of the internets!

What if everybody who posted in this thread will die tomorrow in the ways that they said?

I want to be buried up to my neck, and have a rattlesnake strike me in the face. That way I can feel the poison course through my veins as I slowly fade to darkness.

"What if everybody who posted in this thread will die tomorrow in the ways that they said?"

Jump off something big.....
on LSD......
right after having sex.

Happy. ...?

In a blaze of glory.

either sleep or pissy ass drunk and passed out.

With dignity.

"With my head in a vagina."

"With dignity."

Death by Snu Snu

1. Fired out of a cannon into a black hole while on fire.
                                            OR
2. Jumped on by some fat Italian man.

i want to be instantly killed somehow right as im ejaculating into the hottest girl in the world. i think that would be a happy send off. dying never felt so good. 

Ha, I like pie poisoning. 

I wanna die by Freeee Falling

lot's of 41 year old virgins with heart conditions in here huh

I want the spring to a garage door to snap and pierce my skull.

"DazbotAthertron said:

"systech said:

"ArchScabby said:

"DazbotAthertron said:

"I want to be killed by a disarming charm cast by a wizard with average abilities.

You'll have to find my horcruxes first though."

I'm pretty sure I read in some fortune telling book that  will happen to you."

That's a spoiler!!"

A spoiler to what? my death?"

Nooooo!.... Ah screw it, if anyone hasn't read it yet, they probably aren't even interested."

Something quick and painless. Maybe something like a huge chain reaction of nukes, that takes out half the planet with me.

I kinda have a fear of growing old, so some time in my forties will do.

In extreme pain so i know I'm going to die.

Peacefully in my sleep with no regrets.

"In extreme pain so i know I'm going to die."

In a bed, with my family and friends around me, at an old age.