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#1 Posted by Hizang (9359 posts) -

This weekend me and my family will be sitting down to watch Howard the Duck, I have never seen this movie before, all I know is its about a duck that comes from out of space.

Tell me how to brace myself!

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#2 Posted by Video_Game_King (36565 posts) -

Two words: duck titties.

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#3 Posted by DeShawn2ks (1106 posts) -

@Hizang: One does not prepare for Howard the Duck, also duck titties.

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#4 Posted by august (3997 posts) -

How open is your family to huffing gas?

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#5 Edited by GunstarRed (6044 posts) -

Lea Thompson considers fucking a duck. How do you prepare? suicide perhaps?

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#6 Posted by Jams (3043 posts) -

@GunstarRed said:

Lea Thompson considers fucking a duck. How do you prepare? sucicide perhaps?

What are you talking about? Duck butter. If you know what I mean.

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#7 Posted by Video_Game_King (36565 posts) -

I feel it relevant to add that George Lucas considers this film his secret shame. Remember that this was the man who made Jar Jar Binks and the sleazy fly thing from...which movie was it? I can't even remember anymore.

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#8 Posted by Marcsman (3502 posts) -

Drink heavily.

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#9 Posted by Mesoian (1621 posts) -

You're gonna watch howard the duck with your parents?

You do know there' puppet nudity in that movie, right?

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#10 Posted by Sin4profit (3359 posts) -

...i liked Howard The Duck

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#11 Edited by Akyho (2091 posts) -

Howard the Duck looks at Playduck full anthropomorphic titties. And then later you see a female duck in a bath with titties. And Lea Thompson is a stripper. Lea Thompson being the woman that played Marty McFlys mother.

Also You prepare by listening to the intro music. Infact listen to the soundtrack THOMAS DOLBY!!

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#12 Posted by Viking_Funeral (2462 posts) -

Psychedelics.

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#13 Posted by BlastProcessing (961 posts) -

Huff glue, and have a barf bag if the sight of duck tits make you ill.

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#14 Posted by Jay_Ray (1377 posts) -

Lots of alcohol and a dab of LSD will get you the most prepared to watch Howard the Duck

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#15 Posted by BraveToaster (12636 posts) -

The films does have a few good parts to it. I recall the dancing scene was funny, but I was like 10 the last time I watched it.

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#16 Edited by Equal_Opportunity_Destroyer497 (578 posts) -

I have never been ashamed to admit my love for this movie. As far as preparation goes I say pick your poison and just watchthe magic unfold. And yes... duck tits.

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#17 Posted by zagzagovich (821 posts) -

Why in the world would that be a movie to watch with your family? It's not just a bad movie but it's also oddly sexual about everything, there are strippers, bestiality and as mentioned before anthropomorfic duck breasts.

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#18 Posted by sevenLiter (110 posts) -

Find a comedic commentary of the movie and listen to it in one ear on your mp3 player. Secretly though, so your parents think you're either insane or you just really like the movie. Make a video of all this and post it here.

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#19 Posted by MarkWahlberg (4714 posts) -

All I know about this film is the name, and I consistently confuse it with that weird conservative comic strip that had a duck in it. You're on your own, I'm afraid.

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#20 Posted by Akyho (2091 posts) -

@MarkWahlberg said:

All I know about this film is the name, and I consistently confuse it with that weird conservative comic strip that had a duck in it. You're on your own, I'm afraid.

Howard the Duck is a Marvel "super hero", no lie. He is in the Marvel Universe.

Marvel Zombies vs Ash and the Army of Darkness. Has a Zombie Howard the duck

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#21 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7097 posts) -

Don't watch it and realize your life has more worth for it. It's a very bad movie.

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#22 Posted by DoctorWelch (2817 posts) -

Smoke something...anything...

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#23 Edited by BonOrbitz (2431 posts) -

Well, it's George Lucas' worst movie. Even he admits it.

Your only hope is that your parents are stoners.

Edit. Try Willow instead. It's a much better movie.

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#24 Posted by Sackmanjones (5333 posts) -
@Marcsman

Drink heavily.

From what I've heard about the movie, this is the correct response. Maybe you'll get lucky and pass out
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#25 Posted by RenMcKormack (1087 posts) -

I prefer to be surprised by Howard the Duck. Like I'm walking in the living room and then I am snapped up in a net or something. That way I don't feel that its my fault that I watched it again.

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#26 Posted by hidys (1063 posts) -

Duck tits.

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#27 Posted by Catarrhal (872 posts) -

The real problem with Howard the Duck is the casting of Jeffrey Jones, a convicted child pornographer in real life, as the villain.

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#28 Posted by hidys (1063 posts) -

@Catarrhal said:

The real problem with Howard the Duck is the casting of Jeffrey Jones, a convicted child pornographer in real life, as the villain.

To be fair to the movie it was before he was convicted.

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#29 Posted by BongChilla (284 posts) -

Howard the Duck is an expierence all it's own. I watched this movie a bunch when I was a kid.

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#30 Posted by jerseyscum (1187 posts) -

It could be much worse. The movie could have been Battlefield Earth.

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#31 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (1219 posts) -

Happy Tissues.

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#32 Edited by NlGHTCRAWLER (1219 posts) -

@Akyho said:

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@MarkWahlberg said:

All I know about this film is the name, and I consistently confuse it with that weird conservative comic strip that had a duck in it. You're on your own, I'm afraid.

Howard the Duck is a Marvel "super hero", no lie. He is in the Marvel Universe.

Marvel Zombies vs Ash and the Army of Darkness. Has a Zombie Howard the duck

Howard? No.. that was Donald (in my heart)

**dont crush my dreams**

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#33 Posted by Video_Game_King (36565 posts) -

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

Happy Tissues.

That's not what we meant by "duck titties", damn it!

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#34 Posted by TheHumanDove (2520 posts) -

Why Hizang....WHY!?

Also; classic hizang thread

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#35 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (1219 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

Happy Tissues.

That's not what we meant by "duck titties", damn it!

Pu-Lease. Like you have never...

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#36 Posted by Catarrhal (872 posts) -

@hidys said:

@Catarrhal said:

The real problem with Howard the Duck is the casting of Jeffrey Jones, a convicted child pornographer in real life, as the villain.

To be fair to the movie it was before he was convicted.

I realize that, but it still renders the film unwatchable, along with other classics he starred in--like Beetlejuice, for example.

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#37 Posted by psylah (2286 posts) -

The climax of the movie involved a creature that terrified me as a small child.

Seriously, that thing was fucked up.

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#38 Posted by Stink_Meaner (66 posts) -
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Smoke a lot of crack.

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#39 Posted by panvixyl (337 posts) -

Time to liquor yourself up.

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#40 Posted by falling_fast (2905 posts) -

hard liquor, probably

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#41 Posted by Landon (4137 posts) -
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Just watch this instead.

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#42 Posted by PenguinDust (12975 posts) -

Double feature with Space Camp.

She could ride my rocket...you know what I mean?
She could ride my rocket...you know what I mean?
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#43 Posted by mordukai (8281 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

I feel it relevant to add that George Lucas considers this film his secret shame. Remember that this was the man who made Jar Jar Binks and the sleazy fly thing from...which movie was it? I can't even remember anymore.

The Ewoks were a look into the future of Star Wars.

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#44 Posted by TheMightySkullboy (85 posts) -

@MarkWahlberg: Mallard Fillmore?

Pretend that it's an Avengers tie-in movie as Howard the Duck is based on the Marvel Comic and is canon with the Marvel Universe.

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#45 Posted by Video_Game_King (36565 posts) -

@mordukai said:

@Video_Game_King said:

I feel it relevant to add that George Lucas considers this film his secret shame. Remember that this was the man who made Jar Jar Binks and the sleazy fly thing from...which movie was it? I can't even remember anymore.

The Ewoks were a look into the future of Star Wars.

You mean this?

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#46 Posted by mordukai (8281 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

@mordukai said:

@Video_Game_King said:

I feel it relevant to add that George Lucas considers this film his secret shame. Remember that this was the man who made Jar Jar Binks and the sleazy fly thing from...which movie was it? I can't even remember anymore.

The Ewoks were a look into the future of Star Wars.

You mean this?

I know I shouldn't but I have an urge to watch this one. I help not watching shitty genre movies. However, I did not survive all the way though Blood Gnome.

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#47 Posted by Zleunamme (838 posts) -

I haven't see that movies in years but don't set your expectations too high. Not one of Lucas Films greatest works. What might be difficult to watch is that it has Jeffrey Jones is the main villain.

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#48 Posted by Justin258 (13934 posts) -

Damn it, I've safely managed to keep Howard the Duck at arm's reach for a long time. Now that I've looked through this thread, I feel sad. Horrible. I need to go watch something good. Some Tarantino or a Spielberg movie or Cameron or something.

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#49 Posted by Phatmac (5928 posts) -

Why the fuck would you and your family ever consider watching Howard the Duck?

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#50 Posted by Abendlaender (3051 posts) -

@Phatmac said:

Why the fuck would you and your family ever consider watching Howard the Duck?

Seriously....is there a good reason why you and your family are planing to watch Howard the Duck? It's one thing just watching it because it's on TV right now, but actually saying "Hey, guess what? In a week we all will come together to watch Howard the Duck!"....there must be a reason for this, right?