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Posted by Claude (16251 posts) 1 year, 16 hours ago

How often do you masturbate? (85 votes)

One Star 7%
Two Star 1%
Three Star 7%
Four Star 4%
Five Star 8%
All the other stars motherfucker. 73%

The fuck you thinking. All the fucking stars.

#1 Edited by LordXavierBritish (6320 posts) -

All the stars in the fucking sky.

#2 Posted by TruthTellah (7627 posts) -

@claude Were you hacked or are you just drunk?

#3 Posted by bigjeffrey (4152 posts) -

All the fucking Stars

#4 Posted by Village_Guy (2402 posts) -

Every time I see you post Claude... err, I mean... err never mind.

#5 Posted by Zomgfruitbunnies (558 posts) -

This poll sucks.

#6 Posted by joshthebear (2700 posts) -

Bravo Claude, best poll ever. ALL THE FUCKING STARS.

#7 Posted by Claude (16251 posts) -

This poll sucks.

Sucks the wind out of you, I know. Put your head between your knees and breathe. It gets better in the end.

#8 Edited by Animasta (14458 posts) -

I love you more than all the stars in the sky

#9 Edited by Joeybagad0nutz (1437 posts) -

First poll I've seen that is 100%...

#10 Posted by Demoskinos (13829 posts) -

All Stars all the time.

#11 Posted by Bane122 (763 posts) -

More than you but less than my friend, Jingo.

#12 Posted by MariachiMacabre (6936 posts) -

I love you. Never change.

#13 Posted by TruthTellah (7627 posts) -

Anyone know why polls aren't flag-able?

#14 Posted by Milkman (16218 posts) -

Your threads are the only way I can get off anymore.

#15 Edited by Demoskinos (13829 posts) -


#16 Edited by Claude (16251 posts) -

Look deeper. For change. To be ignored on a five star score is so meta. Other Motherfucker.

#17 Edited by TheDudeOfGaming (6077 posts) -

I'm never not masturbating.

#18 Posted by envane (1156 posts) -

i was fondling myself as i saw this thread , not full on masturbating tho

#19 Edited by MattyFTM (14240 posts) -

Claude, I love you.

But fuck this thread.