How often do you wash your hands after using a toilet?

This is a weird topic..

Never. When I'm at a guest's house, I just run the faucet to make them think I washed my hands but really my hands and ass are always clean. I don't get sick or get anybody else sick because toilet paper is good enough to guard the fecal germs away.

What if it's at your house? D. Doesn't make sense now.

Bathrooms are filthy. I wash my hands not because I used the restroom but because I came in contact with part of the restroom at some point (EG: the door). Bonus points for turning the tap off with a paper towel and kicking the door open so I don't have to touch it again.

A weird topic yes, but also necessary...

I realized during the 2010 NFL season that my cousin who always watches games with us does not wash his hands, even after dropping a deuce.

It's disgusting especially when you are sticking your dirty hands into a bowl of chips or some other type of community appetizer/snack.

*Yak*

There is no excuse if you are over the age 5.

It's basic human hygiene and should have been taught to you as a child.

If not for yourself, do it out of the respect of others, oh yea, so you also don't spread disease...

I wash my hands after doing almost anything with them. They feel dirty if I don't.

I have OCD so, Sometimes twice...

Never, but that may be more due to the fact that I don't use toilets.

often twice

@Video_Game_King said:

Never, but that may be more due to the fact that I don't use toilets.

So if you jerk off you still don't wash your hands? That's just pure nastyness right there..

Always. ALWAYS.

@falserelic:

Why? Where have my dicks been? I keep good track of all my penises.

@Lunar_Aura said:

Never. When I'm at a guest's house, I just run the faucet to make them think I washed my hands but really my hands and ass are always clean. I don't get sick or get anybody else sick because toilet paper is good enough to guard the fecal germs away.

No its not. You're disgusting.

Thoroughly and with hot water. Every single time. If it's a public restroom I'm hitting the flush with my shoe and turning the water off with a paper towel.

Hygiene!

@Video_Game_King said:

@falserelic:

Why? Where have my dicks been? I keep good track of all my penises.

I would hate to have someone shine a UV light on your hands.

@Ravenlight said:

Bathrooms are filthy. I wash my hands not because I used the restroom but because I came in contact with part of the restroom at some point (EG: the door). Bonus points for turning the tap off with a paper towel and kicking the door open so I don't have to touch it again.

This. Definitely can't forget the door.

@Demoskinos: OH GOD!!!!!!!

If you picked anything other than A, stay the fuck away from me.

@SexyToad said:

What if it's at your house? D. Doesn't make sense now.

You don't know the concept of having other people in your house? And maybe, them being able to hear if the water is running from the bathroom or not?

every time. doesn't feel right otherwise and plus washing hands under cold water feels great.

All the time...? What kind of question is this? How could you not?

Every single time.

I knew this was a good idea.

@LiquidPrince said:

All the time...? What kind of question is this? How could you not?

Well apparently, 20% of us don't. Which is fucking disgusting.

@Manhattan_Project said:

@Lunar_Aura said:

Never. When I'm at a guest's house, I just run the faucet to make them think I washed my hands but really my hands and ass are always clean. I don't get sick or get anybody else sick because toilet paper is good enough to guard the fecal germs away.

No its not. You're disgusting.

Fire up the grill, Erma. I gots me a Marlin!

I wash my hands all the time almost too much I think, touch something metalic? *wash hands* , touch something made out of wood that isn't varnished *wash hands* ... I think I have an OCD or something but I'm not weird is just... things feel dirty I need to wash my hands.

All the goddamn time

I don't pee or crap on my hands, so no. As far as being afraid of door handles and knobs, really? <------- (Public places I understand) Your own house, no.

@falserelic said:

@Video_Game_King said:

@falserelic:

Why? Where have my dicks been? I keep good track of all my penises.

I would hate to have someone shine a UV light on your hands.

Just because I don't wash my hands doesn't mean I'm that aloof about my masturbatory habits.

Every Time...by dipping my hands in the bowl as it flushes then drying them on the dog sitting nearby holding my sandwich in his mouth.

Always. But I got news for those of you who think the bathroom is dirty... it's usually the cleanest, most germ and bacteria free place in the house/office/bodega/whathaveyou since it (usually) gets the most cleaning time... Ready? Linky

...we probably shouldn't get into what's going on with your keyboard and mouse...

When I determine that the tap is cleaner than my penis. All the time if it was no 2 or if the taps use magic hand waving. At home all the time.

The fact that there are nasty fuckers out there who would pick anything other than A makes me not want to leave my house.

I'm obsessive compulsive about hand-washing. I wash my hands probably every 2 hours if I'm at work. I wash my hands every time I use the restroom, every time I hold raw meat or crack an egg when I'm cooking, and pretty much any time my hands begin to smell metallic or stale.

@theANCIENTgray: I'm exactly the same way. I go wash my hands anytime they feel dirty in any way. :| It's like I can feel the different substances on my hands without even touching them.. weird..

Probably because you wash them so much!

I cannot stand the smell of coins/money on my hands either. Ugh.

Only after I shit, I feel like barely touching my penis that I wash daily and just sits in my pants all day isn't very gross. And I also feel like not washing my hands much builds up my immune system. It may or may not be true, but I haven't been sick in years. I feel like so many people are germaphobic over nothing. Humans didn't always live with running water and soap everywhere they go. But don't let this give you the wrong impression I am a very clean person. I just don't wash my hands after pissing.

What the fuck? Every time.

Wash your god damn hands.

Gentlemen don't need to wash their hands. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go perform an autopsy and then deliver a baby.

I've become OCD regarding handwashing over the last few months so I end up washing my hands a fair amount of times a day, mostly when I prepare stuff to eat. Finding out just how nonexistent hand hygiene was in regards to others in my household only strengthened my resolve to keep my hands clean.

Almost never. People are turning more and more into germophobes, it's ridiculous. Soon we'll be washing everything all the time until even a few harmless germs can wreck havoc.

I scrub my hands underneath the rims of the toilet bowl where the mold grows.

All the fucking time. I'm not the cleanest person in the world, but I literally cannot understand how you can use the bathroom and then not wash your hands.

When I get poop on 'em

@falserelic said:

This is a weird topic..

Now that is funny. Both the irony of it, and because you're right.

Public bathroom, always. Someones else's bathroom, always. But if I'm home and don't plan on eating anything and just need to pee and don't pee all over myself, it's more like 50/50... And if I don't I'll wash them before I eat or go out or something.

@Kazona said:

Almost never. People are turning more and more into germophobes, it's ridiculous. Soon we'll be washing everything all the time until even a few harmless germs can wreck havoc.

I don't think people are turning into germophobes but I would never shake hands with you when you say "almost never wash my hands"

i'll be honest. i only wash my hands after i poop. i wash them every time i poop.

i dont wash them after i pee though, cus i dont piss on my hands and my dick isn't dirty, so theres no real reason to.

If your answer isn't Always, your fucking gross.