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#1 Posted by biggest_loser (219 posts) -

Say you just got a GF what would be some ways - humerous and otherwise - to tell your parents that you have a GF!

I don't have one I am just looking for funny suggestions!

#2 Posted by Jax (461 posts) -

Uhm, be a man and say, "I have a girlfriend." Make your dad proud.

#3 Posted by JethroVegas (93 posts) -

Be like "mom and dad, I'm a homosexual."

And they'll be like "fo realz!1?!?"

And then you can be like "nah, I gots me a ho, I was just messin' wit' ya'll."

#4 Posted by epic_pets (1339 posts) -

"I have a girl"
would be the only way i would say

#5 Posted by Mavosa (34 posts) -

I have a girlfriend, she's staying the night.

*shrug*

#6 Posted by Raspinudo (265 posts) -

"So we were in bed last night.." -you
"--Wait what!!"-parent
"You know, me and my girlfriend"-you
"oh yah cool"-parent

thats how it went for me

#7 Edited by RetroIce4 (4392 posts) -

You go to your parents and say, "Hey (Mom & Dad) I have a girlfriend now" and leave. That was funny right? or awkward?

#8 Posted by License_To_Bill (792 posts) -

"Dad, that is not a burglar, so please put the flamethrower down. That's my girlfriend."

#9 Posted by Riddler (1528 posts) -

be like wayne brady and say, "dad, I choked a bitch tonight"...he'll be proud and hug you

#10 Posted by TanKLoveR (333 posts) -

I would never tell my mom i have a gf :?(She is DAMN annoying about those things T_T). I only tell my dad if i have to, they r divorced so my mom never finds out ^^.

#11 Posted by Cry0Tek (28 posts) -

Just simply say, "Mom, Dad...I think it's time for that Penectomy


Simple and discrete. 
#12 Posted by Riddler (1528 posts) -
TanKLoveR said:
"I would never tell my mom i have a gf :?(She is DAMN annoying about those things T_T). I only tell my dad if i have to, they r divorced so my mom never finds out ^^.
"
i thought youre a chick....what about that emo bitch on your avatar?
#13 Posted by biggest_loser (219 posts) -
TanKLoveR said:
"I would never tell my mom i have a gf :?(She is DAMN annoying about those things T_T). I only tell my dad if i have to, they r divorced so my mom never finds out ^^.
"
What sort of annoying things does she do?
#14 Posted by Black_Rose (7785 posts) -
Riddler said:
"be like wayne brady and say, "dad, I choked a bitch tonight"...he'll be proud and hug you"

yeah thats the best way
#15 Posted by Riddler (1528 posts) -
Cry0Tek said:
"Just simply say, "Mom, Dad...I think it's time for that Penectomy

Simple and discrete. 
"
Dad, "drop your pants son........"


Imma save the medical bills




#17 Posted by Cry0Tek (28 posts) -
Riddler said:
"Cry0Tek said:
"Just simply say, "Mom, Dad...I think it's time for that Penectomy

Simple and discrete. 
"
Dad, "drop your pants son........"


Imma save the medical bills



Lol! Now that's harsh...yet effective. :P

#18 Posted by Luchadeer (105 posts) -

Just be cryptic and say :"remember when you told me id forget about videogames? well you was wrong!"

#19 Posted by Termite (2398 posts) -

Great father and mother, I have found a receptacle in which to deposit my seed.
Soon, a new member to our line shall be born into this world

#20 Posted by Riddler (1528 posts) -
Termite said:
"Great father and mother, I have found a receptacle in which to deposit my seed.
Soon, a new member to our line shall be born into this world
"

or....im a choke a bitch tonight
#21 Posted by sculsoldi3r (1315 posts) -

BITCH PLEASE I GOT A GIRLFRIEND. CAN YOU DIG THAT SUCKA?!?!?

#22 Posted by psychomode (784 posts) -
Termite said:
"Great father and mother, I have found a receptacle in which to deposit my seed.
Soon, a new member to our line shall be born into this world
/thread
#23 Posted by henjin (829 posts) -

I don't.

#24 Posted by TanKLoveR (333 posts) -
biggest_loser said:
"TanKLoveR said:
"I would never tell my mom i have a gf :?(She is DAMN annoying about those things T_T). I only tell my dad if i have to, they r divorced so my mom never finds out ^^.
"
What sort of annoying things does she do?
"
Actually she never did those things to me THX GOD, they happened to my older brother T_T. I remember she was always asking annoying questions to my brother like, Are u guys going out tonight? What are u doing? Did u kiss her yet? How was ur date last night? Did u tell her u love her yet?, seriously like every damn day, and when my brother had the bad judgement of bringing them home she did the most cliche thing EVER, she started talking about when my brother was like 7 and he did the cutest things blah blah my brothers face was just painful to watch haha.

I decided to avoid the torture and just pretend like i NEVER had a gf, tho she probably knew i had gf's b4, but i think cuz she never heard me talking about it, she kinda let the subject alone THX GOD.

@Riddler: Nah im not a girl, i just like the girl on the avy cuz she's kinda cute, too bad paramore sucks tho :(.
#25 Posted by serbsta (1867 posts) -

Cant be too hard, my parent always assumed i had one, so when i finally got into a relationship it wasnt really hard, i just kept playing along as always, lol.

#26 Posted by Happy_Cloud (190 posts) -

Craft a cute and catchy song around the announcement.

#27 Posted by DJ_LaFleur (178 posts) -

"hey, me and this girl I invited are going to play with my Wii."

mom: "okay, dear."

"yup, we might play with my Nintendo Wii as well."

mom: ....!?


#28 Posted by Psynapse (1064 posts) -
Termite said:
"Great father and mother, I have found a receptacle in which to deposit my seed.
Soon, a new member to our line shall be born into this world
"

Hahahaha thats awesome.

In all seriousness though, with my current girlfiend it just started like:

Me: 'I'm going to *insert name here* house for a few drinks'.
Parents: 'Who's that? Is that your new girlfriend?'
Me: 'Nah she is just a friend'

Then you invite her over to your house a few days later and you both make loud noises when you think your parents aren't home.. You walk out afterwards to get a drink in your underwear and your parents are standing there with their mouths open saying...

'Who's that? Is that your new girlfriend?'
Me: 'Well it certainly looks like it now doesn't it' (As she walks to the toilet naked, not realising that your parents are home)
#29 Posted by Darth_Tyrev (224 posts) -

Start with "You're going to be grandparents!" Then ease your way into asking for money for the abortion.

#30 Posted by Happy_Cloud (190 posts) -
DJ_LaFleur said:
""hey, me and this girl I invited are going to play with my Wii."

mom: "okay, dear."

"yup, we might play with my Nintendo Wii as well."

mom: ....!?


"
Because more Wii jokes is exactly what this world needs.
#31 Posted by Ossi (1229 posts) -
Darth_Tyrev said:
"Start with "You're going to be grandparents!" Then ease your way into asking for money for the abortion."
Hey, don't copy me!
#32 Posted by McDazzle (544 posts) -

*hold up picture of girl* *point at it* "I'm hitting that" *walk out slowly*

#33 Posted by DJ_LaFleur (178 posts) -
Happy_Cloud said:
"DJ_LaFleur said:
""hey, me and this girl I invited are going to play with my Wii."

mom: "okay, dear."

"yup, we might play with my Nintendo Wii as well."

mom: ....!?


"
Because more Wii jokes is exactly what this world needs.
"
Yes...yes it is. : |
#34 Posted by ShadowSkill11 (1783 posts) -

BUMPtastic!!!

#35 Posted by ShadowSkill11 (1783 posts) -

Assuming the TC is male:

TC: "Hey I got a girlfriend."
Parents: "Oh that's nice. Whats her name?"
TC: "<name>"
Parents: "Do we get to meet her?"
TC: "Maybe after we go out for more than a few times."
Parents: "Okay."
TC: "I'm going toi giantbomb.com to tlak about video games now."
Parents: "...douche"
TC: "What was that?"
Parents: "Nothing honey. Dinner is in an hour."


#36 Posted by DeathStar (253 posts) -

You could lead them to believe you might be gay ? =) then they'll be so relived when you bring  a girl home.

#37 Posted by mybigpose (162 posts) -

son: hey mom, u shouldnt worry abt me being gay anymore. i got myself a girlfriend

mom: wait wha? i didnt thought u were gay.
son: yea u did, u had that priest here touch me to make sure remember?
mom:.............lol, wut?
#38 Posted by ManlyBeast (1154 posts) -

Look this is giant bomb not gamespot. Please don't take threads from gamespot and post them here. Again this is giant bomb NOT gamespot.

and just tell them you have a girlfriend. o_o

#39 Posted by Aarny91 (3912 posts) -

Throw a pipe bomb through they're window and tell them through a speaker phone.

#40 Posted by y0z1 (34 posts) -

I perfer not to.

#41 Edited by Matthias (41 posts) -

You: "I'm dating a girl, her name is <name/>, any problems?"
Parents: "..................."

#42 Posted by AtomicEdge (309 posts) -

Man, you are 17 years old! This was embarrassing at like 14, but by 17 you should be a bit beyond things like this.

Also, surly you would just say "Err, I'm going out on a date with *insert name here* see you later on!"

#43 Posted by Vytorious (99 posts) -

TC: "Mom, Dad...?"
Parents: "What is it son?"
TC: "I'm an orphan."
Parents: "What?! No. NO!!!!!!"

#44 Posted by Shotaro (820 posts) -

just man up and tell them, I had an idea about shocking them but to be honest it shocked me at how depraved I am....

#45 Posted by yorro (558 posts) -
TanKLoveR said:
"biggest_loser said:
"TanKLoveR said:
"I would never tell my mom i have a gf :?(She is DAMN annoying about those things T_T). I only tell my dad if i have to, they r divorced so my mom never finds out ^^.
"
What sort of annoying things does she do?
"
Actually she never did those things to me THX GOD, they happened to my older brother T_T. I remember she was always asking annoying questions to my brother like, Are u guys going out tonight? What are u doing? Did u kiss her yet? How was ur date last night? Did u tell her u love her yet?, seriously like every damn day, and when my brother had the bad judgement of bringing them home she did the most cliche thing EVER, she started talking about when my brother was like 7 and he did the cutest things blah blah my brothers face was just painful to watch haha.

I decided to avoid the torture and just pretend like i NEVER had a gf, tho she probably knew i had gf's b4, but i think cuz she never heard me talking about it, she kinda let the subject alone THX GOD.

@Riddler: Nah im not a girl, i just like the girl on the avy cuz she's kinda cute, too bad paramore sucks tho :(.
"
My mom is just like that. With the questions and the embarrassments.
#46 Posted by RabbitKarrot (362 posts) -

"MOMMA! I GOTS ME A HOE! AWWW YE!!!"

>_>

#47 Posted by Happy_Cloud (190 posts) -

I would convey it to them through the majesty of interpretive dance.

#48 Posted by Nude_Dude (1076 posts) -
DJ_LaFleur said:
""hey, me and this girl I invited are going to play with my Wii."

mom: "okay, dear."

"yup, we might play with my Nintendo Wii as well."

mom: ....!?


"

we have a wiiner :D

oh and the real problem is telling them your gf is fat >_> not that i have one but they wouldn't be so proud
#49 Posted by Why_So_Serious (803 posts) -

I probably wouldn't tell them right away. My dad would just make fun of me and my mom gets all sensitive if I tell her I do.

#50 Posted by Bnfbnggbfg (302 posts) -

"Mom, Dad, good news! I'm not gay! (h5)"