I would never tell my mom i have a gf :?(She is DAMN annoying about those things T_T). I only tell my dad if i have to, they r divorced so my mom never finds out ^^.
"I would never tell my mom i have a gf :?(She is DAMN annoying about those things T_T). I only tell my dad if i have to, they r divorced so my mom never finds out ^^. "
i thought youre a chick....what about that emo bitch on your avatar?
"I would never tell my mom i have a gf :?(She is DAMN annoying about those things T_T). I only tell my dad if i have to, they r divorced so my mom never finds out ^^. "
"I would never tell my mom i have a gf :?(She is DAMN annoying about those things T_T). I only tell my dad if i have to, they r divorced so my mom never finds out ^^. "
What sort of annoying things does she do? "
Actually she never did those things to me THX GOD, they happened to my older brother T_T. I remember she was always asking annoying questions to my brother like, Are u guys going out tonight? What are u doing? Did u kiss her yet? How was ur date last night? Did u tell her u love her yet?, seriously like every damn day, and when my brother had the bad judgement of bringing them home she did the most cliche thing EVER, she started talking about when my brother was like 7 and he did the cutest things blah blah my brothers face was just painful to watch haha.
I decided to avoid the torture and just pretend like i NEVER had a gf, tho she probably knew i had gf's b4, but i think cuz she never heard me talking about it, she kinda let the subject alone THX GOD.
@Riddler: Nah im not a girl, i just like the girl on the avy cuz she's kinda cute, too bad paramore sucks tho :(.
Cant be too hard, my parent always assumed i had one, so when i finally got into a relationship it wasnt really hard, i just kept playing along as always, lol.
"Great father and mother, I have found a receptacle in which to deposit my seed. Soon, a new member to our line shall be born into this world "
Hahahaha thats awesome.
In all seriousness though, with my current girlfiend it just started like:
Me: 'I'm going to *insert name here* house for a few drinks'. Parents: 'Who's that? Is that your new girlfriend?' Me: 'Nah she is just a friend'
Then you invite her over to your house a few days later and you both make loud noises when you think your parents aren't home.. You walk out afterwards to get a drink in your underwear and your parents are standing there with their mouths open saying...
'Who's that? Is that your new girlfriend?' Me: 'Well it certainly looks like it now doesn't it' (As she walks to the toilet naked, not realising that your parents are home)
TC: "Hey I got a girlfriend." Parents: "Oh that's nice. Whats her name?" TC: "<name>" Parents: "Do we get to meet her?" TC: "Maybe after we go out for more than a few times." Parents: "Okay." TC: "I'm going toi giantbomb.com to tlak about video games now." Parents: "...douche" TC: "What was that?" Parents: "Nothing honey. Dinner is in an hour."
"I would never tell my mom i have a gf :?(She is DAMN annoying about those things T_T). I only tell my dad if i have to, they r divorced so my mom never finds out ^^. "
What sort of annoying things does she do? "
Actually she never did those things to me THX GOD, they happened to my older brother T_T. I remember she was always asking annoying questions to my brother like, Are u guys going out tonight? What are u doing? Did u kiss her yet? How was ur date last night? Did u tell her u love her yet?, seriously like every damn day, and when my brother had the bad judgement of bringing them home she did the most cliche thing EVER, she started talking about when my brother was like 7 and he did the cutest things blah blah my brothers face was just painful to watch haha.
I decided to avoid the torture and just pretend like i NEVER had a gf, tho she probably knew i had gf's b4, but i think cuz she never heard me talking about it, she kinda let the subject alone THX GOD.
@Riddler: Nah im not a girl, i just like the girl on the avy cuz she's kinda cute, too bad paramore sucks tho :(. "
My mom is just like that. With the questions and the embarrassments.
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