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#1 Posted by BraveToaster (12636 posts) -


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#2 Edited by BraveToaster (12636 posts) -

Sterile as in "unable to produce offspring".

I wouldn't care, kids are expensive and I don't want to be that guy who helps create the next Hitler or Brittney Spears.

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#3 Posted by Dagbiker (7039 posts) -

Right now I wouldent care. But I know, there would be those nights, nights when I cant sleep and my mind starts wandering, and I start thinking about every single mistake I have made in my life. And once I get done with that, I will think about everything else that is wrong with me.

But right now it wouldn't bother me.

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#4 Posted by Video_Game_King (36564 posts) -

Nothing, really. I don't exactly plan to have kids, and it's not like I need to.

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#5 Posted by FourWude (2274 posts) -

It'd make my willy sad.

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#6 Posted by Cloudenvy (5892 posts) -

Indifferent.

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#7 Posted by AgnosticJesus (547 posts) -

I'd be extremely pissed because that means my wife would have cheated on me twice.

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#8 Posted by ShockD (2487 posts) -

While sex without condom is great, I don't think that any girl would be interested in me if I was sterile so I suppose I'd be kind of sad.

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#9 Posted by Intro (1269 posts) -

Unsure. I don't think I'll ever have kids, but if I ever want them I'd like them to be mine. On the other hand, sex without condoms would be pretty great.

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#10 Posted by aznjon12 (201 posts) -

Sad, What am I gonna do about my amazing bloodline?

I can always get kids but my genes are irreplaceable to the earth. Also I would like the kids to be mini versions of myself.

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#11 Posted by Zajtalan (1261 posts) -

No one needs to reproduce anyways too many fuckers on dis planet

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#12 Posted by picklecannon (273 posts) -

@antikorper said:

While sex without condom is great, I don't think that any girl would be interested in me if I was sterile so I suppose I'd be kind of sad.

Yeah, personally it's great but the only other person in the world that your sterility affects is your partner. I've seen couples break up over way smaller things.

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#13 Edited by Cheesebob (1304 posts) -

Fuck so many bitches

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#14 Posted by Lunar_Aura (2824 posts) -

Party like a motherfucker

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#15 Edited by Hizang (9358 posts) -

I would feel quite upset, I really hope to have children of my own in the future.

Oh and all these people saying "I can have sex without a condom now" are being stupid, STD's don't go away.

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#16 Posted by ajamafalous (13320 posts) -

It would be nice, but not being able to have my own kids would be pretty heartbreaking.

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#17 Posted by ProfessorEss (7952 posts) -
@aznjon12 said:

 Also I would like the kids to be mini versions of myself.

There is nothing more awesome than looking at your kid and realising that you actually made another you.
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#18 Posted by MikeGosot (3237 posts) -
@Hizang said:

I would feel quite upset, I really hope to have children of my own in the future.

Oh and all these people saying "I can have sex without a condom now" are being stupid, STD's don't go away.

This so hard. Also, you're bisexual?
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#19 Posted by Calitar (113 posts) -

Given that I already got a vasectomy to ensure I never have kids...I'm already sterile! Yay!

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#20 Posted by Sploder (918 posts) -

Really horrible probably, I want kids.

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#21 Posted by Mixwizzard (87 posts) -
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#22 Posted by falserelic (5761 posts) -

I wouldn't care.

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#23 Posted by BaneFireLord (3161 posts) -

I'm not exactly lucky with the ladies to begin with, so I guess I'd shrug and move on with my life.

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#24 Posted by Marcsman (3559 posts) -

As a father to a 17 year old brat. I would be ecstatic.

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#25 Posted by Divina_Rex (368 posts) -

I wouldn't feel anything.

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#26 Posted by Jams (3043 posts) -

I'd be upset that I couldn't have kids, but in a weird way it also takes a lot of weight off of my shoulders of that deep down human nature feeling of the need and drive to reproduce. Kind of like being at peace with it and being able to move on.

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#27 Posted by Stonyman65 (3591 posts) -

That would be pretty awesome. No worries!

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#28 Posted by TheMasterDS (2904 posts) -

At this point it doesn't seem like it'd be a problem but I think I'd be bummed out to know my sperm wasn't up to code.

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#29 Posted by Scrawnto (2552 posts) -

I would be devastated. These excellent genes ain't gonna propagate themselves.

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#30 Posted by EuanDewar (5160 posts) -

Probs effin terrible.

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#31 Posted by Jrinswand (1745 posts) -

Me and the wife definitely want at least a couple of kiddies one day. I'd be sad.

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#32 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4312 posts) -

It would make me feel ecstatic but horrible at the same time.  Well actually right now I would feel ecstatic but when I reach my 30s Ill just be sad about it.  

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#33 Posted by Galiant (2237 posts) -

@MikeGosot said:

@Hizang said:

I would feel quite upset, I really hope to have children of my own in the future.

Oh and all these people saying "I can have sex without a condom now" are being stupid, STD's don't go away.

This so hard. Also, you're bisexual?

Adoption, artificial insemination.

It's also what I would do if I became sterile. I really hope I'm not sterile.

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#34 Posted by Hizang (9358 posts) -

@MikeGosot: I'm gay, but as a fellow user pointed out there are many options I can choose.

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#35 Posted by Alexandru (345 posts) -

I will never have sex anyway, so I dont care

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#36 Edited by Everyones_A_Critic (6500 posts) -

I'm 20 and don't think I want to have kids in the future. That'll probably change as most things do with time, but I don't really feel comfortable having a child when the odds are very high that they will be born an addict, or depressed, or a cancer patient. Plus the idea just doesn't really appeal to me. So yeah, I guess at this point in my life I'd be pretty OK with being sterile. No more condoms, yay!

EDIT: Fuck the STD thing just dawned on me.

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#37 Posted by MikeGosot (3237 posts) -
@Hizang said:

@MikeGosot: I'm gay, but as a fellow user pointed out there are many options I can choose.

Yeah, i didn't thought of that when i wrote it. Must be my lack of sleep. Also, thank you, Mr. @Galiant
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#38 Posted by BrockNRolla (1725 posts) -

I want kids. But there are plenty enough out there in the world already and plenty of those who could use a good home. I look forward to raising a child someday, but it certainly doesn't need to have my genetic code.

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#39 Posted by Simplexity (1430 posts) -

Probably wouldn't care, I don't see myself ever getting children.

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#40 Posted by geirr (3261 posts) -

There's no shortage of kids that need to be adopted, so I wouldn't care.

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#41 Posted by Strife777 (2082 posts) -

I wouldn't go as far as saying "ecstatic" but it would definitely solve my problem of "Do I really want a child?" I don't think I do and that would just throw out the option entirely.

So short answer, I wouldn't really care.

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#42 Posted by Animasta (14903 posts) -

I hope I'm sterile already, actually.

even if I wasn't, I'd rather adopt anyway

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#43 Posted by CaLe (4752 posts) -

Unless something drastic changes with me I won't be having kids, so it's not much of a loss. Still I imagine it would feel like some part of me was broken and I don't like that. Like not having good eye sight. Don't like it.

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#44 Edited by Seppli (11232 posts) -

Whilst there might be some bastards out there, I don't plan on procreating. I wouldn't really care. If I wanted progeny, I'd have them built. If it was technologically possible at the time, I'd incorporate some of my DNA - if not, I'd just pay a pair of carefully vetted humans to grow me some progeny.

Individual procreation is retarded to begin with, and unworthy of humanity. Every generation should build the next generation together, not individually. Build 'em in units, instead of singles.

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#45 Posted by Marz (5958 posts) -

I'd be like the Witcher and just have sex.

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#46 Posted by pyromagnestir (4444 posts) -

I'm entirely unqualified to answer this question seeing as I've never given any actual thought as to whether I'd want children or not. I certainly wouldn't want any right now, though. That probably wouldn't work out well for anyone involved.

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#47 Posted by BraveToaster (12636 posts) -

The results are different than I assumed they would be. I had a feeling that some people would comment about the joy of not using condoms. One thing that people keep forgetting is you can still get STD's like syphilis if you're wearing protection.I guess I'm trying to say be careful with your wiggly bits. Too many hoes, not enough maidens, if you catch my drift. Also, Winter is coming.

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#48 Posted by Napalm (9230 posts) -

I'd start fucking the shit out of everything in sight.

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#49 Posted by phrali (677 posts) -

happy i dont want kids. And to the 'you get stds if you dont use a rubber' youre either virgins or not doing it right. Condoms aint stopping shit if there are fluids flying around all over the place. If a girl has herpes and you bone her with a condom you still gonna get herpes. Dont bone the girl with herpes

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#50 Edited by Bourbon_Warrior (4569 posts) -

@antikorper said:

While sex without condom is great, I don't think that any girl would be interested in me if I was sterile so I suppose I'd be kind of sad.

Just don't tell her, it will mean copious amounts of sex when you are "trying" - Evil Me