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#101 Posted by PrivateIronTFU (3858 posts) -

Homer: "I'm sterile, right baby-doll?"

Marge: "Yes, dear. From the nuclear plant..."

Homer: "Beautiful."

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#102 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6651 posts) -

NO CONSEQUENCES

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#103 Posted by Video_Game_King (36565 posts) -

@LordXavierBritish said:

NO CONSEQUENCES

Just because you can't have children doesn't mean you can't get STDs.

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#104 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6651 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

@LordXavierBritish said:

NO CONSEQUENCES

Just because you can't have children doesn't mean you can't get STDs.

Maybe I want STDs, did you ever consider this.

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#105 Posted by fullmetal5550 (347 posts) -

I would be happy. It means I could never have children and that is a good thing. I hate children.

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#106 Edited by avidwriter (670 posts) -

I'd be happy, no condoms! I don't want fucking kids anyway. What a painful ungrateful money-pit they are.

EDIT : STDs? Naw dude, I'd only be fucking my wife or serious girlfriend so yea no STDs bro.

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#107 Posted by FlarePhoenix (430 posts) -
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#108 Posted by falling_fast (2905 posts) -

I don't like kids. idunno though, I'll vote unsure.

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#109 Edited by rachelepithet (1646 posts) -

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#110 Posted by SexyToad (2939 posts) -

I would probably care a bit. I would miss out on a huge thing.

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#111 Posted by Gamer_152 (14440 posts) -

I probably wouldn't care, I have zero interest in having kids in the foreseeable future.

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#112 Posted by Tim_the_Corsair (3053 posts) -

I'd be shattered, as I really want children and so does my wife.

However, we have discussed adopting and/or kidnapping African orphans if necessity dictates, so we'll be ok regardless.

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#113 Posted by DukesT3 (2092 posts) -

I'd probably be sad at first but I'm cool with adopting kids and hopefully plan to do so with my future wife one day.

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#114 Posted by Korolev (1800 posts) -

Right now? I probably wouldn't care all that much. However, if my future wife wants kids, then I will feel really, really, really bad about it.

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#115 Posted by PillClinton (3454 posts) -

@boocreepyfootdoctor said:

Start bangin broads over 12 and under 50 again!

Oh.

...wait, what?

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#116 Posted by YoThatLimp (2246 posts) -

I want kids in about 8 years and so does my wife, so it would be a bummer. Secretly, I would be kind of relieved as I wouldn't be spreading my shitty genes around and could adopt kids and make a difference.

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#117 Posted by betterboulder (200 posts) -

Pissed. I would really want kids. I would certainly adopt though.

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#118 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8734 posts) -

Pretty fucking depressed.
 
But hey, adoption.

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#119 Posted by TobbRobb (5812 posts) -

Male, 19 years old. Could not give less of a shit about child making at the moment. But who knows in the future? I like keeping my options open at the least, being sterile is kind of limiting.

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#120 Posted by MeierTheRed (5131 posts) -

Wouldn't bother me, already have a kid.

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#121 Posted by SomeJerk (4077 posts) -

Good, wouldn't want them to inherit muscle and nerve disease. Adopting is pretty cool but I'd only accept an adopted kid if it came with an 18 year warranty.

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#122 Posted by optimusprime223 (460 posts) -

Very sad, but I would end up pretty much where I am now cause the wife dont want kids as far as I can tell.

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#123 Posted by AhmadMetallic (19302 posts) -

@ProfessorEss said:

@aznjon12 said:

Also I would like the kids to be mini versions of myself.

There is nothing more awesome than looking at your kid and realising that you actually made another you.

How is he another you? You're making a son not a mini-me!

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#124 Posted by ProfessorK (862 posts) -

@ProfessorEss said:

@aznjon12 said:

Also I would like the kids to be mini versions of myself.

There is nothing more awesome than looking at your kid and realising that you actually made another you.

Excatly!

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#125 Edited by rachelepithet (1646 posts) -

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#127 Posted by Klei (1799 posts) -

I'd feel horrible, especially for my girlfriend. We both want kids in a handful of years, when we'll buy that house we want. It would probably disappoint us, but we'd very likely end up adopting a child.

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#128 Posted by John_Lawlz (112 posts) -
@AgnosticJesus
I'd be extremely pissed because that means my wife would have cheated on me twice.
Haha.
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#129 Posted by Leptok (982 posts) -

Considering I have a kid already and another on the way, someone would have some explaining to do.

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#130 Posted by Erk_Forever (168 posts) -

@BraveToaster: Instead you end up the guy who fails to create the child to stop the next Hitler/Britney Spears. Catch 22, kid.

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#131 Posted by BraveToaster (12636 posts) -

@Erk_Forever said:

@BraveToaster: Instead you end up the guy who fails to create the child to stop the next Hitler/Britney Spears. Catch 22, kid.

Well, that was more of a joke and I'm 27 btw.