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#101 Posted by PrivateIronTFU (3874 posts) -

Homer: "I'm sterile, right baby-doll?"

Marge: "Yes, dear. From the nuclear plant..."

Homer: "Beautiful."

#102 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6320 posts) -

NO CONSEQUENCES

#103 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@LordXavierBritish said:

NO CONSEQUENCES

Just because you can't have children doesn't mean you can't get STDs.

#104 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6320 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

@LordXavierBritish said:

NO CONSEQUENCES

Just because you can't have children doesn't mean you can't get STDs.

Maybe I want STDs, did you ever consider this.

#105 Posted by fullmetal5550 (345 posts) -

I would be happy. It means I could never have children and that is a good thing. I hate children.

#106 Edited by avidwriter (667 posts) -

I'd be happy, no condoms! I don't want fucking kids anyway. What a painful ungrateful money-pit they are.

EDIT : STDs? Naw dude, I'd only be fucking my wife or serious girlfriend so yea no STDs bro.

#107 Posted by FlarePhoenix (420 posts) -
#108 Posted by falling_fast (2204 posts) -

I don't like kids. idunno though, I'll vote unsure.

#109 Posted by rachelepithet (1391 posts) -

Start bangin broads over 12 and under 50 again!

#110 Posted by SexyToad (2760 posts) -

I would probably care a bit. I would miss out on a huge thing.

#111 Posted by Gamer_152 (14065 posts) -

I probably wouldn't care, I have zero interest in having kids in the foreseeable future.

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#112 Posted by Tim_the_Corsair (3065 posts) -

I'd be shattered, as I really want children and so does my wife.

However, we have discussed adopting and/or kidnapping African orphans if necessity dictates, so we'll be ok regardless.

#113 Posted by DukesT3 (1900 posts) -

I'd probably be sad at first but I'm cool with adopting kids and hopefully plan to do so with my future wife one day.

#114 Posted by Korolev (1703 posts) -

Right now? I probably wouldn't care all that much. However, if my future wife wants kids, then I will feel really, really, really bad about it.

#115 Posted by PillClinton (3291 posts) -

@boocreepyfootdoctor said:

Start bangin broads over 12 and under 50 again!

Oh.

...wait, what?

#116 Posted by YoThatLimp (1895 posts) -

I want kids in about 8 years and so does my wife, so it would be a bummer. Secretly, I would be kind of relieved as I wouldn't be spreading my shitty genes around and could adopt kids and make a difference.

#117 Posted by betterboulder (190 posts) -

Pissed. I would really want kids. I would certainly adopt though.

#118 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8698 posts) -

Pretty fucking depressed.
 
But hey, adoption.

#119 Posted by TobbRobb (4587 posts) -

Male, 19 years old. Could not give less of a shit about child making at the moment. But who knows in the future? I like keeping my options open at the least, being sterile is kind of limiting.

#120 Posted by pornstorestiffi (4909 posts) -

Wouldn't bother me, already have a kid.

#121 Posted by SomeJerk (3203 posts) -

Good, wouldn't want them to inherit muscle and nerve disease. Adopting is pretty cool but I'd only accept an adopted kid if it came with an 18 year warranty.

#122 Posted by optimusprime223 (396 posts) -

Very sad, but I would end up pretty much where I am now cause the wife dont want kids as far as I can tell.

#123 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -

@ProfessorEss said:

@aznjon12 said:

Also I would like the kids to be mini versions of myself.

There is nothing more awesome than looking at your kid and realising that you actually made another you.

How is he another you? You're making a son not a mini-me!

#124 Posted by ProfessorK (820 posts) -

@ProfessorEss said:

@aznjon12 said:

Also I would like the kids to be mini versions of myself.

There is nothing more awesome than looking at your kid and realising that you actually made another you.

Excatly!

#125 Posted by rachelepithet (1391 posts) -

Yo I heard adopted kids burn down your house and microwave your cat and shit.

#126 Posted by Jolt92 (1546 posts) -

Horrible, but would know that it was for the greater good.

#127 Posted by Klei (1768 posts) -

I'd feel horrible, especially for my girlfriend. We both want kids in a handful of years, when we'll buy that house we want. It would probably disappoint us, but we'd very likely end up adopting a child.

#128 Posted by John_Lawlz (110 posts) -
@AgnosticJesus
I'd be extremely pissed because that means my wife would have cheated on me twice.
Haha.
#129 Posted by Leptok (942 posts) -

Considering I have a kid already and another on the way, someone would have some explaining to do.

#130 Posted by Erk_Forever (157 posts) -

@BraveToaster: Instead you end up the guy who fails to create the child to stop the next Hitler/Britney Spears. Catch 22, kid.

#131 Posted by BraveToaster (12590 posts) -

@Erk_Forever said:

@BraveToaster: Instead you end up the guy who fails to create the child to stop the next Hitler/Britney Spears. Catch 22, kid.

Well, that was more of a joke and I'm 27 btw.