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#1 Posted by Donkeysraliens (146 posts) -

Ok, so im never one for all this 'the end is nigh' bullshit, but lets just say, theoretically, that the world ends tomorrow, how would you want it to happen? it may as well be cool right?
Im going to say either: 
A) Dinosaurs Revenge (think 'Jurassic park' but world wide), or: 
B) Some sort of 'Clownapocalypse' (blood, guts and rainbow wigs as far as the eye can see!) 

#2 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -

Complete. Global. Saturation.

#3 Posted by JJWeatherman (14575 posts) -

Drew said it perfectly in the "You Say Goodbye, I Say Halo" video: Connection issues.
I'll let you guys ponder that one.   :P

#4 Posted by ThePaleKing (613 posts) -

Something to do with latex.

#5 Posted by Toxin066 (3338 posts) -

We all turn into cheesy poofs. Unable to move and unable to eat ourselves, we all die out.

#6 Posted by Blair (2532 posts) -

It would end perfectly as one big dream of mine.  Waking up in some new state of existence would be radical.
I'm not talking about heaven, fuck that.

#7 Posted by Lucifer (263 posts) -

The world get so overpopulated with fat people that the extreme weight makes the earth implode into it's own core

#8 Posted by Dom (436 posts) -

something like Resident Evil 2-3

#9 Posted by Marz (5676 posts) -

Jessica Alba looking entity sucking the soul out of humans in the sexual way..... then we go extinct in ecstasy.

#10 Edited by ProfessorEss (7538 posts) -

I think a religious apocalypse of some sort would is about as cool as it gets.
Angels, demons, titans, zombies, etc.

#11 Posted by Lawrens (688 posts) -

Something like this, and I'm not even a fan of FF7!

#12 Posted by S0ndor (2717 posts) -

Something to do with beautiful naked women and M60's with infinite ammo.

#13 Posted by Donkeysraliens (146 posts) -

All fine, fine answers, stick an Aerosmith soundtrack and we have an apocalypse that would make Michael Bay wet himself with envy!

#14 Posted by Vivek (517 posts) -


#15 Posted by Bertmasta (173 posts) -

The inevitable scenario where food evolves and starts eating us!
#16 Posted by TheLawnWrangler (1657 posts) -
@Bertmasta: my response is your icon, and then XD 
sandwich apocalypse, i'm down.
#17 Posted by crusader8463 (14433 posts) -

Like this, but on a global scale.

#18 Posted by CornontheCobbe (2645 posts) -

The Sand-people from Star Wars: A New Hope finally return in bigger groups just like Obi-Wan claimed, and get their revenge.

#19 Posted by Psych0Penguin (412 posts) -
@crusader8463 said:
" Like this, but on a global scale.
Good choice
#20 Edited by PenguinDust (12664 posts) -

The world as a whole?  Engulfed by the sun as it explodes billions of years from now.
Civilization as we know it?  Probably that hot alien women invade Earth because they need men to help repopulate their species scenario.  I respect the classics.

#21 Posted by Jeffery (545 posts) -

Independence Day,aliens.
No pain.

#22 Posted by Yummylee (22658 posts) -
@HandsomeDead said:
"Complete. Global. Saturation. "

#23 Posted by FirePrince (1767 posts) -

I don't want it to.
#24 Posted by dbz1995 (4790 posts) -

Everybody tries to fight the Devil with Persona, but fail and die. The events up to that are around 700 years long.

#25 Posted by Apparatus_Unearth (3281 posts) -


#26 Edited by Bratcher_Lev (270 posts) -

This is the way the world ends 
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but  a whimper.

#27 Posted by IcySandman (475 posts) -

But preferably, I'd like to go Evil Dead Style.

#28 Posted by Origina1Penguin (3505 posts) -
@CornontheCobbe said:
" The Sand-people from Star Wars: A New Hope finally return in bigger groups just like Obi-Wan claimed, and get their revenge.

So... terrorists?
#29 Posted by malik24 (3 posts) -

 Who knows, we'll probably be our own demise anyway.  Some kinda epic manhunt where it's every man for himself.   

#30 Edited by Godlyawesomeguy (6406 posts) -

Jedi's vs zombies.
just imagine that for a few seconds.

#31 Posted by ArchScabby (5809 posts) -

Chinese Fire Drill goes horribly, horribly wrong.

#32 Posted by RoujinX (419 posts) -

Not with a bang, but a whimper.
#33 Posted by RobJ (397 posts) -
@Marz: Winner!!!
#34 Edited by yani (413 posts) -

This then everyone starts going poof like in the Settlers games.
Edit:  or this!

#35 Posted by iam3green (14390 posts) -

a gaint astriod comes to earth. i would want it to happen within a week of it coming towards us. u are just going to see a big star coming towards us.

#36 Posted by natetodamax (19229 posts) -
Zombie apocalypse. Humanity puts on a heroic fight for survival but in the end the Russians go absolutely nuts and start throwing nukes everywhere. The world ends up turning into one big radiation wasteland
#37 Posted by CornontheCobbe (2645 posts) -
@Origina1Penguin: Yeah, pretty much terrorists.
#38 Posted by AgentJ (8781 posts) -

Hrm, I don't know, but I definitely want to be there when it does.  
I think an epic battle would be kind of cool. One so epic that it engulfs the entire universe. 

#39 Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff (5467 posts) -

By my hand.

#40 Posted by Shirogane (3583 posts) -

As long as it happens tomorrow? I don't care. Just make it happen already! Then we can see how wrong you all were...
#41 Posted by TheGreatGuero (9130 posts) -

Not like this. Not like this.
Oh God, Halo 2, why?! WHY MICROSOFT, WHY?!?! :(

#42 Posted by DrRandle (1208 posts) -

Not with a bang, but a whimper.

#43 Posted by Slax (979 posts) -

I'm thinking the Unicorns will shed their disguises, because as we all know many races of animals are just unicorns in disguise. I.E. Giraffes, there is no way those things are real.
Anyway the unicorns go on a "blood rage rampage (tm)", impaling all who don't bow to them. Those that remain will be sentenced to Death by Space, by the high Unicorn command after the great Unicorn Civil War of 2025 is resolved.
True story

#44 Posted by Hamst3r (4610 posts) -

All of the hot women in the world will begin to grow like the 50 foot woman, except they won't stop growing when they reach 50 feet tall. They'll continue to grow far beyond that point; their clothes tearing off as they lay sprawled out across the Earth. Their rapid expansion decimating cities and crushing everyone under massive piles of sweet-smelling, delectable sexiness.
I'm open to offers for the movie rights.

#45 Posted by Red12b (9086 posts) -

Black Hole, I want to see my matter stretch out in front of me like elastic.

#46 Posted by Red12b (9086 posts) -

Also, Why do people think that they'll be the only ones to survive the initial death wave of whatever kills everyone else? 
I plan on being one of the first to go, that way, no hassles,
#47 Posted by GunnBjorn (2911 posts) -

How 'bout this scenario...
Let's say we'll abolish religion... globally, militantly.
A billion+ God-crazed lunatics are now helpless and objectless and in a fit of frenzy they'll ally to become a killer stampede on a 'World Tour'.
Not even the most technologically advanced army can crush such a force.
We're só dead!    
#48 Posted by raphaa00 (132 posts) -

I will not talk about how effectivelly, but actions at the very pinnacle of the end.
People must gather toghether in one place. Yes, billions of them, or the what rest, in one place, with huge PAs and a stage. And this band must play this song, this way:

And I mean this.
#49 Posted by Tearhead (2228 posts) -

Alien invasion.

#50 Posted by Black_Raven (1759 posts) -
@CornontheCobbe said:
" The Sand-people from Star Wars: A New Hope finally return in bigger groups just like Obi-Wan claimed, and get their revenge.

But they're from a long ago in a galaxy far, far away.